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opelmanta1900 Offline
#151 Posted:
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Buckwheat wrote:
Fire Ants are practically Mosquitoes.

http://www.cigarbid.com/...ef-from-a-mosquito-bite-

Just kidding. I'd wash the area well and then put a cold compress on it. Maybe take some Benadryl. fog


Pretty sure Dan has morphine access...
DrafterX Offline
#152 Posted:
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I could sure use some morphines about now... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#153 Posted:
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Posts: 17,406
DrafterX wrote:
Fire... I heard if you apply fire to the bites they will go away... Mellow


I'll give it a shot.
Cathcam13 Offline
#154 Posted:
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Hmm, I have heard that Unicorns taste like chicken, but don’t believe 3/4s of what you hear, and definitely use skepticism as far as that remaining quarter is concerned.
DrafterX Offline
#155 Posted:
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Gonna throw a London Broil on da smoker... Experiment... Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
#156 Posted:
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Cathcam13 wrote:
Hmm, I have heard that Unicorns taste like chicken, but don’t believe 3/4s of what you hear, and definitely use skepticism as far as that remaining quarter is concerned.

I'm guessing unicorns probably tasted like deer...
DrafterX Offline
#157 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
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Bought some Cuervo and some limes.. who's got a good margaritas recipe..??Huh
delta1 Offline
#158 Posted:
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Posts: 28,797
danmdevries wrote:
Fire ants SUCK!

Legs got tore up during gridlife build out. Thought it was just cuts n scrapes from crawling around on the ground by fence lines hanging sponsor banners. Thought I got hit by a wasp or ten. But it kept burning worse and worse. Legs are red swollen and blistered now.



DrafterX wrote:
Fire... I heard if you apply fire to the bites they will go away... Mellow



yep...I heard that a cigar torch lighter will do the trick...
RMAN4443 Offline
#159 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
DrafterX wrote:
Bought some Cuervo and some limes.. who's got a good margaritas recipe..??Huh

Pour Cuervo into glass, and add lime juice.....Applause Beer

Your Welcome
Cathcam13 Offline
#160 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Hmm, pour that nasty Te-Kill-ya down the drain, as step 1.
Step 2, purchase a bottle of Tecaté Tequila
Step 3, purchase a bottle of Gran Marnier
Step 4, freshly squeeze lime and lemon juice
Step 5, add 2-3 ounces of Tecaté
Step 6, add ice
Step 7, add lime/lemon juice to half full,
Step 8, take your favorite citrus flavored soda and top to within 2” of the brim of the glass.
Step 9, pour the Gran Marnier over the top until desired strength is reached. This is called a Cadillac Margarita. You can thank me later for the recipe.
8trackdisco Offline
#161 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,082
Moscow Mule.
DrafterX Offline
#162 Posted:
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I did buy the gold... Not the white stuff... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#163 Posted:
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Isn't the gran Marnier sweet..?? Not what I'm looking for.. Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#164 Posted:
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You should probably just do shots... unless they changed something since i was a drinker, margaritas are sweet...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#165 Posted:
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Posts: 5,688
Unplanned 2:45 am wake up

Good morning, y’all
8trackdisco Offline
#166 Posted:
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Posts: 60,082
Go Wolves.
DrafterX Offline
#167 Posted:
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Posts: 98,555
Woofs..?? Huh
DrafterX Offline
#168 Posted:
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Cool Dudes...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#169 Posted:
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Had a decent run this morning - been “lazy” most of the year and fighting bursitis. Trying to work backnupnto running a 5k and start losing weight again.

City drops points again Wolves. Not a bad monkey ending, so far. The downside is that it ends with me working for a few hours.
jespear Offline
#170 Posted:
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Posts: 9,464
OCTOBER . . . I want it to be October, NOW ! Argh!
DrafterX Offline
#171 Posted:
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No way man... Not talking
rfenst Offline
#172 Posted:
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Good Morning. Another lazy Saturday. Movie: Mission Impossible. Grocery store then out to dinner. Plenty of nap time built in.
8trackdisco Offline
#173 Posted:
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Curiously good fortune for the Wolves. Good for the league.

ARS v WHU now.
8trackdisco Offline
#174 Posted:
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ram27bat Damn Hammers.
MACS Offline
#175 Posted:
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Been at work since 0430. Lots and lots of DUI's last night. Sobering cells were full.
delta1 Offline
#176 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Good Morning. Another lazy Saturday. Movie: Mission Impossible. Grocery store then out to dinner. Plenty of nap time built in.


let us know whatcha thought about the movie...I'll prolly go see it regardless...
delta1 Offline
#177 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Been at work since 0430. Lots and lots of DUI's last night. Sobering cells were full.


college kids doing one last blowout before returning to school next week?
DrafterX Offline
#178 Posted:
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I think I've done enough chores for today... Need to ice down the beers.... Beer
MACS Offline
#179 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I think I've done enough chores for today... Need to ice down the beers.... Beer


If you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready. Them beers should have been in a beer fridge from the get go.

Amateur.
DrafterX Offline
#180 Posted:
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Laugh

They were on ice all night... Shoulda said refresh the ice on the beers... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#181 Posted:
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Migraine... and my daughter's birthday party... hooray...
delta1 Offline
#182 Posted:
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bad combo...poor opel...
rfenst Offline
#183 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
let us know whatcha thought about the movie...I'll prolly go see it regardless...


Good movie with lots of action scenes.
danmdevries Offline
#184 Posted:
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Posts: 17,406
DrafterX wrote:
I think I've done enough chores for today... Need to ice down the beers.... Beer


I'm almost done with my duties at the track.

But I ran out of beer...
corey sellers Offline
#185 Posted:
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1st rule never ever run out of beer
jespear Offline
#186 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
1st rule never ever run out of beer


Sorta reminds me of one of my first sailing trips on the Chesapeake with my brother-in-law, many many years ago.

He was loading up the boat, and by "loading', I mean he was stashing beers EVERYWHERE.
In the fridge, in the coolers, in the overhead cabinets, under the seats, under the beds, anywhere there was room, fore and aft.
Watching him do this, I asked, " Aren't you afraid you won't be able to find them?"
He turned around and looked at me, and with a smirk on his face, said, "Ohhhhhh . . . WE'LL find'em !"

8trackdisco Offline
#187 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
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MACS wrote:
If you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready. Them beers should have been in a beer fridge from the get go.

Amateur.


Yep.
Cathcam13 Offline
#188 Posted:
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Hmm, anyone had a good pie lately?
Cathcam13 Offline
#189 Posted:
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Ok, I apparently got outbid on a pack of the Drew Estate Undercrown Maderos, so I checked the availability of any, found a 10 pack in free fall for 39.96, thanks buddy for out bidding me, I saved 3 cents. Yay, I am rich! Now I can buy a bottle of rum to infuse these buggers. Lmao
DrafterX Offline
#190 Posted:
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Cool Dudes...
8trackdisco Offline
#191 Posted:
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No pie yet this morning. Some strawberry rhubarb in the fridge.

Coffee needed.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#192 Posted:
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Good morning, y’all
DrafterX Offline
#193 Posted:
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I'm thinking about becoming a professional cuddler... No ugly wimens tho... Not talking
MACS Offline
#194 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
No pie yet this morning. Some strawberry rhubarb in the fridge.

Coffee needed.


My schedule had me up at 0400. I've had coffee, but I'm gonna need a nap later.

Steak & eggs... English muffin.
8trackdisco Offline
#195 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I'm thinking about becoming a professional cuddler... No ugly wimens tho... Not talking


Just men?Anxious
8trackdisco Offline
#196 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
My schedule had me up at 0400. I've had coffee, but I'm gonna need a nap later.

Steak & eggs... English muffin.


Two Everything bagels, cream cheese, two coffees.
Cathcam13 Offline
#197 Posted:
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Hmm, been at work all night, had left over Tri-tip for lunch, not sure what I will do for dinner.......
DrafterX Offline
#198 Posted:
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I've got some leftover London Broil I think I I'll make some chili with...I smoked it for two hours then finished it off on da grill... Not very tender but not bad... Mellow
Cathcam13 Offline
#199 Posted:
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Nice!
deadeyedick Offline
#200 Posted:
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Black coffee and a long walk. Nice Habanos de San Juan with the Sunday paper on the patio. On to some football and golf on the tube and the beers are cold.
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