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Ram27 Offline
#251 Posted:
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Smoke 🐒 seems you are up to date.


ram27bat
Sunoverbeach Offline
#252 Posted:
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So as it turns out, I am blind. Nearing a 10 in prescription strength. Also eye doctors do not appreciate my level of frugality when the contacts I'm wearing technically expired in 2016
opelmanta1900 Offline
#253 Posted:
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Tell em to piss up a rope... You're not eating them, exp means nothing... I'm blind too... Contacts are expensive...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#254 Posted:
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Thanks, Ram!

Sunoverbeach wrote:
So as it turns out, I am blind. Nearing a 10 in prescription strength. Also eye doctors do not appreciate my level of frugality when the contacts I'm wearing technically expired in 2016


I’m in a similar boat - -8.75, plus I occasionally need reading glasses, but not ready to go the bifocal route. I do try to change contacts once a month, but I’ve been on the same pair since November.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#255 Posted:
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Costco... Gonna be a biggun...
rfenst Offline
#256 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Costco... Gonna be a biggun...

Just returned home from COSTCO.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#257 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Tell em to piss up a rope... You're not eating them, exp means nothing... I'm blind too... Contacts are expensive...


Dam skippy

SmokeMonkey wrote:
I’m in a similar boat - -8.75, plus I occasionally need reading glasses, but not ready to go the bifocal route. I do try to change contacts once a month, but I’ve been on the same pair since November.


That's some decent stretching. I never set dates but had the same year's supply since 2009. I enjoy a nicely aged pair of lenses. Makes for a nice blending of colors and takes the edge of all those sharp details that aggravate the eyes.

Cool
opelmanta1900 Offline
#258 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Just returned home from COSTCO.

$460 after gas d'oh!
rfenst Offline
#259 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
$460 after gas d'oh!


Wooooo Hooo!
Under $100.
Satchmo218 Offline
#260 Posted:
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Done with the chores for the day. Time to enjoy my White Russian and catch up on the chit cha..........wait.....ending soons are coming up....gotta do my finger stretches for the high speed clickin!!!
Satchmo218 Offline
#261 Posted:
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Satchmo218 wrote:
Done with the chores for the day. Time to enjoy my White Russian and catch up on the chit cha..........wait.....ending soons are coming up....gotta do my finger stretches for the high speed clickin!!!



Sound like a mail order bride!! That would be way cooler than the drink...I think!?!?!?
tonygraz Offline
#262 Posted:
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Do you mind if we call you scratchmore ?
dstieger Offline
#263 Posted:
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Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
deadeyedick Offline
#264 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Wooooo Hooo!
Under $100.


You and Al get a weiner?
danmdevries Offline
#265 Posted:
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Sunday Sunday Sunday
MACS Offline
#266 Posted:
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Yep... And since I work Sundays, that don't mean much.

I prefer the Wednesday- Saturday shift, but at the moment this works because my fishing buddy will be on the same schedule starting mid-March.

Ram27 Offline
#267 Posted:
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Let us keep this rolling along, morning peeps.
victor809 Offline
#268 Posted:
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House doesn't look half bad for purchasing sight unseen...

Now we need to wait for the furniture to arrive.
Speyside Offline
#269 Posted:
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Morning everyone. Victor, I hope the move turns out to be a good one for you. Prolly less homeless people with hep pizzing on your sidewalk. As an added bonus you should be able to rant about rednecks.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#270 Posted:
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Morning, peoples
corey sellers Offline
#271 Posted:
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Morning gents
Satchmo218 Offline
#272 Posted:
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Good moonin, good moonin!
Ram27 Offline
#273 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
House doesn't look half bad for purchasing sight unseen...

Now we need to wait for the furniture to arrive.




Great..........Applause
KingoftheCove Offline
#274 Posted:
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Rain..............rain................rain...............rain..............rain..........more rain....
Rivers gonna be good this year.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#275 Posted:
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Ah, unpacking in a new house. Such fond memories. So fond I swore the next box I move from that house is the one I'm buried in. Wife still doesn't believe me but I'm serious about that chit
DrafterX Offline
#276 Posted:
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Cool Dudes...
tonygraz Offline
#277 Posted:
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Only 28 days till spring.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#278 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Ah, unpacking in a new house. Such fond memories. So fond I swore the next box I move from that house is the one I'm buried in. Wife still doesn't believe me but I'm serious about that chit

My daughter just asked me yesterday if we can move someday... She's 4 so I spared her the "ya, you can move my dead bloated carcass from the couch to the coroner van"... I just said no...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#279 Posted:
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That there's some quality parenting
danmdevries Offline
#280 Posted:
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Kindergarten homework: "deconstruct an integer into two addends in two different ways"

WTF?!

Sunoverbeach Offline
#281 Posted:
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I thought kindergarten was ABCs. Didn't even get to long division until 3rd grade
delta1 Offline
#282 Posted:
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#280 ^ the correct answer is "gerrymandering", I think...


all I remember of kindergarten is milk and graham crackers before nap time and Mrs. Haas...she was what I imagined a grandmother would be...liked to give hugs to kids who behaved well...this was back in the 50's when teachers could still have physical contact with their students
danmdevries Offline
#283 Posted:
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There's NO way any of the kids in that class are doing this on their own.

They can't even read the words in the effing question.
delta1 Offline
#284 Posted:
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yeah....I don't remember the word "integer" until high school algebra...numbers were called "numbers" in my day...you sure that's a real kindergarten level work assignment?
Ram27 Offline
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danmdevries wrote:
Kindergarten homework: "deconstruct an integer into two addends in two different ways"

WTF?!









LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Agree....WTF?
gummy jones Offline
#286 Posted:
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Smoking 3 chuck roasts, 20 chicken thighs and homemade baked beans

Pretty good day
victor809 Offline
#287 Posted:
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Joined the local gym today. After a week of sitting on my azz driving and eating shiatty food, I needed it....
So I'm getting into the pool... And I ask the guy in the lane a couple over from me if the pool has "pool buoys we can use, or if we have to bring out own"....

He looks at me like I have two heads and asks "Pool boys?"...


.....sigh.... Making friends already....
victor809 Offline
#288 Posted:
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Dan... Isn't that just subtracting a number into two different numbers? Or am I not getting the phrasing?

Like 6 = 2 and 4
And 6= 5 and 1

?
frankj1 Offline
#289 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Joined the local gym today. After a week of sitting on my azz driving and eating shiatty food, I needed it....
So I'm getting into the pool... And I ask the guy in the lane a couple over from me if the pool has "pool buoys we can use, or if we have to bring out own"....

He looks at me like I have two heads and asks "Pool boys?"...


.....sigh.... Making friends already....

may want to trade in the speedo
delta1 Offline
#290 Posted:
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and bring your own towel...

pool boys....dude's azz was prolly puckering as he repeated that.....thinking to himself, "another f'n Califreak"...lol
delta1 Offline
#291 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Dan... Isn't that just subtracting a number into two different numbers? Or am I not getting the phrasing?

Like 6 = 2 and 4
And 6= 5 and 1

?


this is not KG level ... maybe it should be?

our kids are falling behind the rest of the world in math and science knowledge...our high school grads are no longer near the top of the world's nations rankings...
rfenst Offline
#292 Posted:
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What's up peeps?
frankj1 Offline
#293 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
this is not KG level ... maybe it should be?

our kids are falling behind the rest of the world in math and science knowledge...our high school grads are no longer near the top of the world's nations rankings...

I blame flouride
delta1 Offline
#294 Posted:
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or vaccination?
8trackdisco Offline
#295 Posted:
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Broke out the new snowblower. Yea?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#296 Posted:
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Took the kids fishing at a lake/park... I knew it wouldn't be great fishing but it's easy access and theres a small playground for the wife to take the kids over to while I do some actual fishing...

Things got a little... ethnic... Which doesn't bother me... Music isn't terrible and I like the smell of carne asada... But when there's like 3 dozen 20-something year old men and like 90%of them are wearing at least 2 pieces of red clothing, I know we've stayed the length of our welcome...
SmokeMonkey Offline
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Good evening, y’all
tonygraz Offline
#298 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Joined the local gym today. After a week of sitting on my azz driving and eating shiatty food, I needed it....
So I'm getting into the pool... And I ask the guy in the lane a couple over from me if the pool has "pool buoys we can use, or if we have to bring out own"....

He looks at me like I have two heads and asks "Pool boys?"...


.....sigh.... Making friends already....



You should have told them you had them in San Francisco
opelmanta1900 Offline
#299 Posted:
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Ya, but pronounce it than fran thithco...
KingoftheCove Offline
#300 Posted:
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Rain won’t stop,,,,,,,,,,flooding and washouts starting.
Don’t even want to look under my house.
Outside drainage systems holding up so far.
Can’t wait for Tuesday.
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