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danmdevries Online
#51 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:49 PM EST
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Back to work

Hopefully no butt stuff. Though, I'll take dealing with poo and buttholes over tracheostomies any day.
RMAN4443 Offline
#52 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 5:58 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Maybe both?

I've had two patients die within a few hours of digging out their fecal impactions.

In my defense, they were on the way out and it was a comfort measure but I'm still the butt of that joke at work.




That job sounds like it Stinks....d'oh! d'oh!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#53 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 6:02 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Back to work

Hopefully no butt stuff. Though, I'll take dealing with poo and buttholes over tracheostomies any day.


So many fancy words. You know I live in Alabama, right?
Ewok126 Offline
#54 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 6:08 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
She did scare me a little bit.... We're taking it for a joy ride on da golfcar soon... He'll never know the alternative outcomes... Mellow



Just keep the knives out of the wife's reach! She might end up taking you for a joy ride on da golf cart and you may never come back. fog

Besides, I want my chance to shoot at you wearing the vest at the fishin herf! I wont get my shot if you all full of stab wounds! Then it would just be boring like putting down a lame mule. Beer
Ewok126 Offline
#55 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 6:18 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Back to work

Hopefully no butt stuff. Though, I'll take dealing with poo and buttholes over tracheostomies any day.




SmokeMonkey wrote:
So many fancy words. You know I live in Alabama, right?



Hey brother I will help you out!

poo - The DoDo

buttholes- The place on the body where the Doo Doo comes out.

butt stuff - Having sex where the Doo Doo comes out


If you need anymore help let me know brother. I is edumacated! Herfing
tonygraz Offline
#56 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 8:40 PM EST
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Maybe we can talk CI into one of those dunk things at cigarfest and to put Drafter in the dunk chair. (If he should survive the bulllet proof jacket thingy).
MACS Offline
#57 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 8:54 PM EST
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Evening gang... last OT day this pay period. Then I got 4 days of my own shift.
Speyside Offline
#58 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 9:15 PM EST
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Man, you are always working or so it seems. How many hours do you work in a typical week?
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#59 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 9:56 PM EST
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I work 4 10s... But I put in a lot of time from home damnit.. but it has to be done... Mellow
MACS Offline
#60 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 10:22 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Man, you are always working or so it seems. How many hours do you work in a typical week?


This is atypical for me, Spey. Wife is visiting family in the Philippines, so I signed up to work just about every day she's gone except Wednesdays. We are not allowed to work more than 6 days in a row.

I work 12 hour shifts, nights right now, from 4:30 pm to 4:30 am. Usually Sunday through Tuesday and every other Saturday. That gives me an 84 hour pay period. This pay period I am working 12 out of 14 days... so it's 84 hours of straight time and 60 hours of overtime. OT days are from 6pm to 6am.

I'm choosing to 'bank' my hours instead of getting paid. So when my wife comes back I will have earned 120 hours (10 days) off and 4 hours of OT pay. 7 days of OT x 18 hours = 126. Our comp banks can't exceed 120, so the last 4 hours will be paid as OT (4 x 1.5 = 6).

I'd rather have the paid time off than the money.
8trackdisco Offline
#61 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 10:26 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
This is atypical for me, Spey. Wife is visiting family in the Philippines, so I signed up to work just about every day she's gone except Wednesdays. We are not allowed to work more than 6 days in a row.

I work 12 hour shifts, nights right now, from 4:30 pm to 4:30 am. Usually Sunday through Tuesday and every other Saturday. That gives me an 84 hour pay period. This pay period I am working 12 out of 14 days... so it's 84 hours of straight time and 60 hours of overtime. OT days are from 6pm to 6am.

I'm choosing to 'bank' my hours instead of getting paid. So when my wife comes back I will have earned 120 hours (10 days) off and 4 hours of OT pay. 7 days of OT x 18 hours = 126. Our comp banks can't exceed 120, so the last 4 hours will be paid as OT (4 x 1.5 = 6).

I'd rather have the paid time off than the money.


Plus, you had to entertain an assshat and his wife and kid for a week.

No good deed goes unpunished.
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#62 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 10:37 PM EST
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Feeling left out... Sad
MACS Offline
#63 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 11:04 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Plus, you had to entertain an assshat and his wife and kid for a week.

No good deed goes unpunished.


I'm writing that off as charity work next year. LOL
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#64 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 11:11 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Feeling left out... Sad


Did the wife lock you out again with no dinner ?
8trackdisco Offline
#65 Posted: Fri, Apr 5 2019, 11:28 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I'm writing that off as charity work next year. LOL


You should have got paid.... yo.
DrafterX Offline
#66 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 12:01 AM EST
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Wonder how tomorrow could ever follow today . Mellow
MACS Offline
#67 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 12:09 AM EST
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^ It's easy man... time keeps on slippin', into the future.
8trackdisco Offline
#68 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 6:12 AM EST
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Gonz
gummy jones Offline
#69 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 6:20 AM EST
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Off this weekend
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#70 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 6:56 AM EST
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Morning folks. Forecast is for 87-89F.Think Think
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#71 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 7:02 AM EST
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39 and drizzle. Targeting the lower 50s.

I'll take it!
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#72 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 7:19 AM EST
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Good morning & welcome to Saturday gang.

Enjoy the weekend. Herfing
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#73 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 7:20 AM EST
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Old fashioned oats with maple syrup, blueberries, flax and bee pollen
MACS Offline
#74 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 7:35 AM EST
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Enjoy the weekend? But my weekend doesn't start until Wednesday morning!!
danmdevries Online
#75 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 7:49 AM EST
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Happy Saturday fellas.

Last night was pretty ok at work.

Think I'll head to the garage for beer n cigar. 40 n sunny.
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#76 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 8:10 AM EST
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Peanut butter and Strawberry Rhubarb jelly on English muffin. Multigrain Cheerios, Caribou coffee.

40 minute foggy dog walk. 42 degrees.
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#77 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 8:15 AM EST
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Morning fellas
frankj1 Offline
#78 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 8:15 AM EST
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hi
Ram27 Offline
#79 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 8:26 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Enjoy the weekend? But my weekend doesn't start until Wednesday morning!!




My weekend starts on Mondays and ends on Sunday. RollEyes


hi frank
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#80 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 8:36 AM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
My weekend starts on Mondays and ends on Sunday. RollEyes


hi frank

how are ya boss?
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#81 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 8:59 AM EST
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Morning peoples. Hope all enjoying weekend, whenever that actually occurs for each
Ram27 Offline
#82 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 9:20 AM EST
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Doing well Frank, enjoying a cigar on patio, beautiful morning. Enjoy the weekend my friend. 😎
Bur Offline
#83 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 9:41 AM EST
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Morning dudes, about to burn some pipe baccy assessing how all this rain in SOCAL turned the yard into a weed patch, then front brakes on the Harley. Overdue and gotta have stoppers sometimes
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#84 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 9:55 AM EST
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Ya get places faster if you don't stop
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#85 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 10:18 AM EST
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Cool Dudes....
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#86 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 10:20 AM EST
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Woman's dogs birthday today.
She accidentally forgot and had me get ballet tix for tonight.

So since she cannot cook the dog a steak tonight she panicked last night and tried to get a carryout steak and lobster from the nearby place. They don't do that... So she called around until she found a place that would get her carryout aged ribeye and lobster for the dog.

Now I am waiting at a coffee shop until she goes and picks up brunch for the dog.
DrafterX Offline
#87 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 10:40 AM EST
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Ever hear the phrase 'to da moon..?? Mellow
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#88 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 10:44 AM EST
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Meh...I got the ribeye and lobster that was leftover and didn't have to buy it .... And I'm getting brunch later today that I don't have to pay for....

I call that a win.
frankj1 Offline
#89 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 11:19 AM EST
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do dogs have 7 birthdays a year?
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#90 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 11:20 AM EST
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Belated good morning, y’all. 5 mile walk, dump run, hair cut, car washed, cleaned and vacuumed. Now on the deck, partly cloudy and ~70°.
Ram27 Offline
#91 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 11:39 AM EST
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πŸ’ Keeping up with dan.πŸ’


Well done πŸ’
victor809 Offline
#92 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 11:47 AM EST
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Ya know Frank... I would push that so I could get more steak and lobster.
But given that she also celebrates the dead dogs birthdays with steak and lobster, and given that she has an affinity for hospice dogs... I think we'll have plenty of these soon enough.
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#93 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 11:50 AM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
πŸ’ Keeping up with dan.πŸ’


Well done πŸ’


Not even in the same league as Dan.

Victor, it sounds like you’ll eventually have steak and lobster every night....
victor809 Offline
#94 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 11:51 AM EST
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That's the plan monkey... That's the master plan.

Gotta make sure she adopts new dogs on different days of the year so she can't stack up the celebrations....
victor809 Offline
#95 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 11:52 AM EST
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Monkey is clearing fecal impactions with pressure washers too?
SmokeMonkey Offline
#96 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 12:19 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Monkey is clearing fecal impactions with pressure washers too?


Rotating jets. Makes it easier. On me.
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#97 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 12:49 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Ya know Frank... I would push that so I could get more steak and lobster.
But given that she also celebrates the dead dogs birthdays with steak and lobster, and given that she has an affinity for hospice dogs... I think we'll have plenty of these soon enough.

I was trying to help!
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#98 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 1:05 PM EST
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I'm volunteering to be adopted as a dog by victor and his woman....I'm old, flea free, pretty much house trained and will fetch on occasion...
rfenst Offline
#99 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 1:42 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
I'm volunteering to be adopted as a dog by victor and his woman....I'm old, flea free, pretty much house trained and will fetch on occasion...


Seems like you'd be fed well.
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#100 Posted: Sat, Apr 6 2019, 2:59 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Seems like you'd be fed well.


But Missouri...
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