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izonfire Offline
#351 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:04 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
migratory birds.

Don't matter what they are or when they are. If they dont' live here, they aint dinner.

So then they’re kinda like illegals.
You should be able to pick ‘em off with impunity
8trackdisco Offline
#352 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:12 AM EST
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Hello.
Past midnight. My damaged brain can't find the off switch. I have less trouble finding a clitoris. Nah, not true. Unicorns maybe.

Starting to feel a bit tipsy without the benefit of alcohol. Maybe that's a good sign?

First time ever, won five cigars playing the bones. An embarrassment of tobacco riches.

Still have a job. Just need to hold on for another 232 weeks and I'll be in good shape.
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#353 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:20 AM EST
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Maybe I'll shave my asss. Change thing up a bit.
8trackdisco Offline
#354 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:22 AM EST
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Or, shave somebodys.
8trackdisco Offline
#355 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:23 AM EST
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Maybe I'll run away from home for a while. Go to Kentucky, drink bourbon and ponder life.
USNGunner Offline
#356 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:24 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
migratory birds.

Don't matter what they are or when they are. If they dont' live here, they aint dinner.


Not dinner. Mulch.
8trackdisco Offline
#357 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:24 AM EST
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Talking to myself might make me bored enough to fall asleep.
8trackdisco Offline
#358 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:26 AM EST
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^
Post 357, in honor of Pacman357.
8trackdisco Offline
#359 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:27 AM EST
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If I were to bowl with an avocado, what would I use for pins?
USNGunner Offline
#360 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:27 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Hello.
Past midnight. My damaged brain can't find the off switch. I have less trouble finding a clitoris. Nah, not true. Unicorns maybe.

Starting to feel a bit tipsy without the benefit of alcohol. Maybe that's a good sign?

First time ever, won five cigars playing the bones. An embarrassment of tobacco riches.

Still have a job. Just need to hold on for another 232 weeks and I'll be in good shape.


8T, I'm with you. Just got home, grandson watching some wierd movie, drinking a stout. Smoke the stogies, roll the bones, hang in there.

“Illegitimus Non Carborundum”
(Don’t let the Bastards wear you down!)

Beer
8trackdisco Offline
#361 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:29 AM EST
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Big Women should get tattoos of frowning faces on there midsections.

As they get older, they'll look happier.
8trackdisco Offline
#362 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:32 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
8T, I'm with you. Just got home, grandson watching some wierd movie, drinking a stout. Smoke the stogies, roll the bones, hang in there.

“Illegitimus Non Carborundum”
(Don’t let the Bastards wear you down!)

Beer


Thanks, Gunner.

Lights out.
izonfire Offline
#363 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:41 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
grandson watching some wierd movie, drinking a stout.

Dayamn Gunner, you spoil your grandson!
izonfire Offline
#364 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:42 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Maybe I'll run away from home for a while. Go to Kentucky, drink bourbon and ponder life.

Now that’s not a bad idea...
delta1 Offline
#365 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 1:37 AM EST
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hmmmm....something odd happening here...


hey opel, didja send some really strong sh*t to Jade and 8track?
tonygraz Offline
#366 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 5:43 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
If I were to bowl with an avocado, what would I use for pins?


churros
8trackdisco Offline
#367 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 6:29 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Now that’s not a bad idea...


Guess I could do that on the cheap. Get a bottle of Jim Beam White label and go to a local trailer park.
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#368 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 6:34 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
hmmmm....something odd happening here...


hey opel, didja send some really strong sh*t to Jade and 8track?


Not at all. Some day. We'd all be better off if I slept more (I'd post less).
deadeyedick Offline
#369 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 8:18 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
hmmmm....something odd happening here...


hey opel, you need to send some really strong sh*t to Jade and 8track?
Ram27 Online
#370 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 8:30 AM EST
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Welcome to Saturday gang.RollEyes
JadeRose Offline
#371 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 8:48 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
hmmmm....something odd happening here...


hey opel, didja send some really strong sh*t to Jade and 8track?




I'm good. Just feeling a little philosophical and counting a blessing or 2. Not sure what da fuq is up wit 8track?
DrafterX Offline
#372 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 8:50 AM EST
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Cool Dudes....
DrafterX Offline
#373 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 8:52 AM EST
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Been raining here for 3 days... supposed to have some sunshine this afternoon... Mellow
Sunoverbeach Offline
#374 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 9:01 AM EST
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We're supposed to rain all day. Trade ya back. You're used to it after three days
corey sellers Offline
#375 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 9:52 AM EST
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Please send rain to south Georgia I will take all you got right now both ponds are the lowest I have ever seen them.

Morning gents
danmdevries Offline
#376 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 10:22 AM EST
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Stayed up too late playing videogames and drinking too much bourbon

Happy Saturday fellas
8trackdisco Offline
#377 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 10:38 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
I'm good. Just feeling a little philosophical and counting a blessing or 2. Not sure what da fuq is up wit 8track?


He's a nutjob.
8trackdisco Offline
#378 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 11:00 AM EST
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Time to get outside and start working on the leaf harvest.
DrafterX Offline
#379 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 11:42 AM EST
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My leaves are all wet... gonna have to watch fooball and drink beers instead... Mellow
fishinguitarman Offline
#380 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:19 PM EST
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Rain 🌧
victor809 Offline
#381 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:26 PM EST
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Got a reg latte and a scone at the grocery store coffee shop... Total was $6.66 ... I'll take that as a good sign.
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#382 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:26 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Please send rain to south Georgia I will take all you got right now both ponds are the lowest I have ever seen them.

Morning gents


Any chance of it today, Corey?

Hurricanes are awful. Such a bad sports year for this monkey.

Oh, and good afternoon/morning, y’all
Ram27 Online
#383 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:48 PM EST
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Good omen victor. 😨

Afternoon peeps....Herfing
DrafterX Offline
#384 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 1:18 PM EST
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Ram..!! Laugh
izonfire Offline
#385 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 1:36 PM EST
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More rain on the way here.
Doin my best to send it all down South
____

Howdy dudes
Sunoverbeach Offline
#386 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 2:12 PM EST
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Ditto here. Told every single drop to redirect down to Georgia but it just won't listen. It's like Mother Nature thinks she's married to me or something
Ram27 Online
#387 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 2:13 PM EST
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X.....Beer
danmdevries Offline
#388 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 2:48 PM EST
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Rain all day.

Took the boy to two places to beg for candy from strangers. One was this "safety village" with a bunch of kid-scale buildings. Not entirely sure what it's used for but I've always wanted to go inside. We got wet.

The other one was at the funeral home/cemetery. Was indoors, and super crowded. But we stayed dry.

Now that dad stuff is outta the way, time for beer n videogames.
tonygraz Offline
#389 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 3:01 PM EST
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Just came in for some hydration. Did a little of this and a little of that, finished nothing. I'm going back out and doing something else I can't finish. Rain coming tomorrow here, still coughing.
MACS Offline
#390 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 3:06 PM EST
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I always get a large milkshake from Chik-fil-A when I order...

The milkshake never makes it home.

*burp*
delta1 Offline
#391 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 3:10 PM EST
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feeling like something weird is going on here in this 500...people talking to themselves, taking stock, seeing signs and omens, visiting funeral homes when nobody died, talking about unfinished business, stuff not going home.......


...wonder if there's something to "Halloween?"
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#392 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 3:45 PM EST
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In Boca Raton for the day visiting my daughter!. Went to a phenomenal produce market in Hollywood and then down to Little Havana to eat at one of my favorite restaurants- Cafe Versailles. Not going to make it home for kick-off for the UCF game at 7pm, but I'll probably just miss the first and a large part of the second quarter
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#393 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 3:54 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Rain all day.

Took the boy to two places to beg for candy from strangers. One was this "safety village" with a bunch of kid-scale buildings. Not entirely sure what it's used for but I've always wanted to go inside. We got wet.

The other one was at the funeral home/cemetery. Was indoors, and super crowded. But we stayed dry.

Now that dad stuff is outta the way, time for beer n videogames.


Way back in the day when I was in high school people especially the girls loved to go to Salem Graveyard. Wasn’t my thing, but can’t say I didn’t enjoy being there to hold it them when they got scared.

:-"
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#394 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 4:33 PM EST
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MACS wrote:


The milkshake never makes it home.

*burp*

yes, but does it bring all the boys to the yard?
MACS Offline
#395 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 5:11 PM EST
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No... no it does not.

Well, maybe. Does my lesbo neighbor fixing her friend's brakes in the driveway next door count?
danmdevries Offline
#396 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 5:14 PM EST
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New leak in the roof today. That makes 5 spots. Water was dripping down from the front of the liquor cabinet. Thought maybe my drunk ass knocked something over last night. Nope.

And it's so deep in the eaves I can't get to it from the attic to put a Rubbermaid tote or something to catch the water without it resting just on the drywall (that's not dry)

Just a few more weeks till the new roof.
MACS Offline
#397 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 5:21 PM EST
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Got a repairman coming over to fix my broken fridge. New one ain't gonna be here until Nov. 12th.

This one has to get me there...

And if it works, well then heeeeey... maybe the little beer fridge can be replaced by a big beer fridge?
izonfire Offline
#398 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 5:23 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
No... no it does not.

Well, maybe. Does my lesbo neighbor fixing her friend's brakes in the driveway next door count?

It does if she’s wearing flannel
opelmanta1900 Offline
#399 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 5:23 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
No... no it does not.

Well, maybe. Does my lesbo neighbor fixing her friend's brakes in the driveway next door count?

hundred percent it does!
DrafterX Offline
#400 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 5:27 PM EST
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What's the fridge doing Macs..?? Could be as simple as replacing the thermostat... Mellow
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