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MACS Offline
#301 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 9:12 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Sounds a lot like my job.


Get a job in a jail as a nurse. Our nurses don't do sh*t. Dispense meds, do a bit of sick call... and if there is ever a question... the f*ckers send the inmates to the hospital... taking one of my staff, and costing the taxpayers a lot of money.

Liability don'tcha know...
MACS Offline
#302 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 9:13 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Well played Sir. Well played indeed. Applause


I know, right?
frankj1 Offline
#303 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 9:24 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
On standby Frank.. accumulating a list of his bosses childrens... Mellow

should be more than enough to reason wif them.
The Lovely Caren is out of town. I could handle the negotiations if you and Daisy would like to hang at da beach...though it would be nice to see you.
jespear Offline
#304 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 9:44 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I tried to make a joke...
deer with a smoke and ...oh, never mind


I got it, Frankie. Applause
8trackdisco Offline
#305 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 9:59 PM EST
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Let's see what 5 hours of fractured sleep, 30 ounces of coffee, a double espresso and no breakfast gets me.

I can't get much more psychotic than I am already.
DrafterX Offline
#306 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 10:13 PM EST
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You want Frank and I to proceed..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#307 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 10:43 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Let's see what 5 hours of fractured sleep, 30 ounces of coffee, a double espresso and no breakfast gets me.

I can't get much more psychotic than I am already.


You could have taken a trip to the sandbox and come back fractured.

Nome sayin'?

I think ya do...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#308 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 10:43 PM EST
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d'oh!
SmokeMonkey wrote:
It’s been a nature show for the last month. Very enjoyable.


I’m a dip Shiite
8trackdisco Offline
#309 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 5:40 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
You could have taken a trip to the sandbox and come back fractured.

Nome sayin'?

I think ya do...


Yes, I more understanding of that than most normal civilians. My situation is more of an moderate uphill hike compared to the sheer mountain cliff many of the military people here had to climb. A much more expensive piper to pay, and the piper keeps taking.

Always appreciate the perspective, Brother. Thank you.
rfenst Offline
#310 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 6:36 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Been trying to be indispensable. Now I'll find out if I'll be dispensed.
Have to have faith, pray and keep Thy Will Be Done in the forefront of my concussed brain.
I don't expect a path without rocks. Hope I don't get thrown off the cliff.

Too scrawny and old now to deal with gangsters.

Hope it all goes well for you.


Good morning folks. Just woke up to puke. Lovely, huh?
corey sellers Offline
#311 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 6:51 AM EST
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Morning gents
deadeyedick Offline
#312 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 7:23 AM EST
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Hang in there Russ. Regime change can be a biotch, I know. fog
MACS Offline
#313 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 7:33 AM EST
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Mornin' dudes. Briefly thought about calling in for OT and then said, nah.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#314 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 8:03 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
frankj1 Offline
#315 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 8:05 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
d'oh!

I’m a dip Shiite

prolly missed the red highlight I did there...could it be that monkeys are color blind?
frankj1 Offline
#316 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 8:06 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Hope it all goes well for you.


Good morning folks. Just woke up to puke. Lovely, huh?

lovely is not the word that comes to mind, nope.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#317 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 9:07 AM EST
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Got big plans for getting stuff done today... and I've got a 5 year old daughter who just crapped all over those plans by deciding she's not feeling well enough to go to school...
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#318 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 9:13 AM EST
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BARF!
DrafterX Offline
#319 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 9:13 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
danmdevries Offline
#320 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 9:14 AM EST
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Happy Friday fellas
opelmanta1900 Offline
#321 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 9:28 AM EST
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Grabbed brekkie at maccas for the family and the daughter is feeling well enough to go to school now! Guess I better follow through on getting things accomplished...
victor809 Offline
#322 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 10:15 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Hope it all goes well for you.


Good morning folks. Just woke up to puke. Lovely, huh?


I thought that was just anthony who did that.

Now you're gonna have to stick some radioactive eggs up your butt too.
victor809 Offline
#323 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 10:18 AM EST
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4th beer got put in the fermenter last night. This was a simple one using an extract kit... but I think I screwed it up anyway.

Specific gravity was supposed to be 1.084 when it went into the fermenter... I only got 1.056.... I suspect I may not have a correct volume on my fermenter, I may have added too much water. Ah well, this was just a random kit I was gonna run. It's gotta sit like 3 months so I'll do a real batch in between.
danmdevries Offline
#324 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 10:55 AM EST
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Sometimes I miss brewing.

Then I cook something and do dishes and remember why I gave up on brewing. I hate washing dishes.
Ram27 Offline
#325 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 11:51 AM EST
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Howdy gang.....RollEyes
opelmanta1900 Offline
#326 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 12:08 PM EST
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The cedar wax wings returned last week... they're slightly smaller in number than they were in spring... they'll hang out for a few weeks, ravage some fields, and destroy the view on some cars windshields - just passing time the way birds do... they've no decisions to make or plans to see through - such things are predetermined for the wax wing... it's to weather now - fickle woman that she is - that the next move belongs...

The western blue birds returned just this morning... this is just a pit stop for them as well... the yard is safe - relatively speaking - for birds of such color... they'll find good company amongst the yellow and olive tinged warblers, the resident blue jays, and the rose colored house finches...

I admire the birds for their lack of care...

frost indica... blue cheese indica hash...
USNGunner Offline
#327 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 1:00 PM EST
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Morning. Building targets and prepping for a pistol and rifle class I'm doing tomorrow. Should be a good time!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#328 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 1:42 PM EST
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Slept in, ran to wine shop and dry cleaners, now on the deck watching the rain. No cigar smoking, scotch drinking deer yet. I’ll set them up if they come by, though. Hopefully without red font. It’s subtlety is clearly lost on me.
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#329 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 2:27 PM EST
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Most of the wobblers around here are gone for the year... mainly come thru spring and summer... Mellow
rfenst Offline
#330 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 2:58 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:


frost indica... blue cheese indica hash...

Very nice.
Sour Jack here.
izonfire Offline
#331 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 3:54 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Most of the wobblers around here are gone for the year... mainly come thru spring and summer... Mellow


Are those drunk warblers???
Maybe you shouldn't leave out so much booze for them...
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#332 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 4:02 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Slept in, ran to wine shop and dry cleaners, now on the deck watching the rain. No cigar smoking, scotch drinking deer yet. I’ll set them up if they come by, though. Hopefully without red font. It’s subtlety is clearly lost on me.

now don't be too harsh on yourself monkey dude.
I'm sure we'll find something at which you excel.
danmdevries Offline
#333 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 4:12 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Most of the wobblers around here are gone for the year... mainly come thru spring and summer... Mellow


The wobblers can be seen at the local WalMart year round.
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#334 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 4:15 PM EST
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Made some habanero beans and rice today.

Good n spicy, got me sweating.

Gonna rinse it down with a couple beers and then walk the boy up the road to the fire station for a trunk or treat thing so he can beg strangers for candy.
MACS Offline
#335 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 4:19 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Are those drunk warblers???
Maybe you shouldn't leave out so much booze for them...


And I'm fairly certain Blue Jay habitat is not this far west... I was certain they were central and eastern US birds. Their cries will annoy the hell outa ya, too. Beautiful birds, but noisy and mean.
delta1 Offline
#336 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 4:34 PM EST
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wow...level of prose here went through the roof today...

whatcha smokin, dudes?
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#337 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 4:53 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
And I'm fairly certain Blue Jay habitat is not this far west... I was certain they were central and eastern US birds. Their cries will annoy the hell outa ya, too. Beautiful birds, but noisy and mean.

We've got more blue jays than you can shake a stick at...

That loud, annoying call serves as a warning to the smaller birds... They're like an annoying alarm system that occasionally eats your babies...

Blue birds on the other hand, far more beautiful, far less annoying, but not residents... They like higher elevations...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#338 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 5:03 PM EST
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Thanks to macs, I learned something new... We don't have blue jays... What everyone here calls blue jays are actually scrub jays... Pretty unimpressive compared to real blue jays...
MACS Offline
#339 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 5:08 PM EST
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Full disclosure... I wasn't teaching, I was asking. Having grown up in RI, I was used to Blue Jays year round. I haven't seen or heard a Blue Jay out west, and having google searched their habitat... they ain't out here, so I learned that today, too.
Ram27 Offline
#340 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 5:08 PM EST
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Evening peeps 🐤🐥🐦
Ram27 Offline
#341 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 5:11 PM EST
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How are y'all doing with fires in California?
Not looking good on the news.
danmdevries Offline
#342 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 5:22 PM EST
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Blue jays are obnoxious azholes
USNGunner Offline
#343 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 5:33 PM EST
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Good evening Gents. trying to get through this evening to the weekend. It was a crappy cigar morning, nowhere to go but up from there. BigGrin

Have a great night folks!
corey sellers Offline
#344 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 6:38 PM EST
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Monkey how are you faring with over there you can send me some of that rain we sure need it stay safe tonight brother
tonygraz Offline
#345 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 6:42 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Blue jays are obnoxious azholes


noisy bassards that eat my corn crop. I wish it was legal to shoot them.
izonfire Offline
#346 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 6:52 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Blue jays are obnoxious azholes

All Canadians are.
Not just the baseball players...
delta1 Offline
#347 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 8:05 PM EST
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nuh uh...those baseball players are mostly Americans...
MACS Offline
#348 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 8:10 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
noisy bassards that eat my corn crop. I wish it was legal to shoot them.


It's not? Why? They're not endangered.
danmdevries Offline
#349 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 11:09 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
It's not? Why? They're not endangered.


migratory birds.

Don't matter what they are or when they are. If they dont' live here, they aint dinner.
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#350 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 11:32 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Monkey how are you faring with over there you can send me some of that rain we sure need it stay safe tonight brother


I’d do it if I could. Got about 3 inches today - the first meaningful since July. As far as I know, we’re safe. Think the bad stuff is south of us.
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