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DrafterX Offline
#851 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 10:23 AM EST
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CROS..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#852 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 11:09 AM EST
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No I’m not mad at all.
DrafterX Offline
#853 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 1:56 PM EST
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That's good... can't be having you blow an aorta or somethin... Mellow
CelticBomber Offline
#854 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 2:09 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
And one of em is in the front yard watering the plants in boxers, a stained white T-shirt, and black socks and sandals



Can.... Can you see me? How many fingers am I holding up?
RMAN4443 Offline
#855 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 5:37 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
That's good... can't be having you blow an aorta or somethin... Mellow

you said "blow an aorta"....heh heh heh Anxious
tonygraz Offline
#856 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 7:09 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Can.... Can you see me? How many fingers am I holding up?


1
teedubbya Offline
#857 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 8:05 PM EST
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And that ain’t no finger
frankj1 Offline
#858 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 8:07 PM EST
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I tried to blow my aorta
DrafterX Offline
#859 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 8:24 PM EST
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Did you get caught..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#860 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 8:31 PM EST
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That frank is freaky
USNGunner Offline
#861 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 10:13 PM EST
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LOL. You guys are slaying me.
tonygraz Offline
#862 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 5:32 AM EST
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Where's the latest poop report or are you still blaming it on the dog ?
teedubbya Offline
#863 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 11:09 AM EST
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No human poop yesterday. Maybe today.

Really sore throughout entire upper body today. Ache. Not sure what I did yesterday but probably deserve it.
DrafterX Offline
#864 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 11:22 AM EST
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prolly from hitting Victor in da mouf... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#865 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 11:46 AM EST
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Deserved it
izonfire Online
#866 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 7:59 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I tried to blow my aorta

And your aorta fully appreciates it.
You finish the job, and I guarantee your aorta will take care of you...
teedubbya Offline
#867 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 8:26 PM EST
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I call bs. None of his movies have the word aorta in the title. Lots of mention of load, seed and stuffed holes but no aortas.
teedubbya Offline
#868 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 8:28 PM EST
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No poo today. Really hurt bad earlier. Felt like a massive cramp under my ribs. A bit better now.
delta1 Offline
#869 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 9:25 PM EST
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all this talk of poo....but no pee...pain might be due to bladder obstruction...
teedubbya Offline
#870 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 9:34 PM EST
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I pee plenty. My load is about back to normal too.
Whistlebritches Offline
#871 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 10:05 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I pee plenty. My load is about back to normal too.



A normal load......we're all breathing a sigh of relief
USNGunner Offline
#872 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 11:01 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
No poo today. Really hurt bad earlier. Felt like a massive cramp under my ribs. A bit better now.



Pops had to go in and get flushed out. They're pretty sure it's the pain killers. They're working that issue now.

He's good, but damn I hate hearing that. Especially since he feels obligated to share everything going on. d'oh!
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#873 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 11:24 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I call bs. None of his movies have the word aorta in the title. Lots of mention of load, seed and stuffed holes but no aortas.

you left out Three Tracks in the Snow...
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#874 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 11:34 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
He's good, but damn I hate hearing that. Especially since he feels obligated to share everything going on. d'oh!

When we went to visit the kid at school, Dad laid out a solid 3months of digestive issues both solid and liquid with in depth description. All the kid asked was "How've you been?"
frankj1 Offline
#875 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 11:40 PM EST
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Oy. Don't ask.
RMAN4443 Offline
#876 Posted: Sun, Dec 15 2019, 11:54 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Pops had to go in and get flushed out. They're pretty sure it's the pain killers. They're working that issue now.

He's good, but damn I hate hearing that. Especially since he feels obligated to share everything going on. d'oh!

Did they use coffee???Think I hope they let it cool down first...
DrafterX Offline
#877 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 7:44 PM EST
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TW uses saltwater enemas... Mellow
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#878 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 8:26 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
When we went to visit the kid at school, Dad laid out a solid 3months of digestive issues both solid and liquid with in depth description. All the kid asked was "How've you been?"


Yep. That's what did it to me too. LOL

"Dad, I love you, but "OK" is an acceptable level of detail." d'oh!
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#879 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 8:41 PM EST
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Pooped today. Took awhile. Didn’t want to force things. Felt like a grapefruit came out. Expected to see a bulb like thing but it was like a baby’s arm.

Only one walk today. Tired.

Kody is back in the hospital.
DrafterX Offline
#880 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 8:58 PM EST
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poor Kody-dog... Sad
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#881 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 9:05 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Pooped today. Took awhile. Didn’t want to force things. Felt like a grapefruit came out. Expected to see a bulb like thing but it was like a baby’s arm.

Only one walk today. Tired.

Kody is back in the hospital.


Sorry to hear about Kody. Sad

Glad you're doing OK. BigGrin
delta1 Offline
#882 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 10:27 PM EST
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so, your poops are as big as Kody, and you are going back to the hospital?
ZRX1200 Offline
#883 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 10:48 PM EST
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You sure it wasn’t a Dîck fish from California you keistered?
tonygraz Offline
#884 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 11:14 PM EST
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What's the problem with Kody ?
teedubbya Offline
#885 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2019, 12:28 AM EST
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Pneumonia
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#886 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2019, 8:54 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Pneumonia


Damn. We're pulling for hime. Pray
Whistlebritches Offline
#887 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2019, 11:15 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Pooped today. Took awhile. Didn’t want to force things. Felt like a grapefruit came out. Expected to see a bulb like thing but it was like a baby’s arm.

Only one walk today. Tired.

Kody is back in the hospital.



Glad you're doing better.Feeling sorry for Nancy,she must be at her wits end with you and the dog stoved up.
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#888 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2019, 4:13 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Pooped today. Took awhile. It was like a baby’s arm.


The cure for that is to stop eating baby's arms.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#889 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2019, 5:50 AM EST
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Or at least chew them up better
teedubbya Offline
#890 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2019, 10:08 AM EST
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Couldn’t sleep. Just couldn’t get comfortable. Hate my bed now.

Kody still sick. Came hone with it still in then we took him back this morning.

I don’t want to even say how much we’ve spent on him in the last three months. More then we spent on me for sure.
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#891 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2019, 10:18 AM EST
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I'm surprised they are having this much difficulty treating Kody.
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#892 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2019, 10:20 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Couldn’t sleep. Just couldn’t get comfortable. Hate my bed now.

Kody still sick. Came hone with it still in then we took him back this morning.

I don’t want to even say how much we’ve spent on him in the last three months. More then we spent on me for sure.



One word. "Purple".

That's too bad. We had a Cane Corso with Addisons disease. She almost died before our vet figured it out. But since she was such a big dog, the dose for her shot was $175, and she needed one monthly, but by watching her coat we could stretch it to about 45 days. She made it 9 more wonderful years.

Worth every damned penny. BigGrin
Whistlebritches Offline
#893 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 8:00 PM EST
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Talked to TW today.....said he pooped twice and rubbed three out.Almost back to 100%
izonfire Online
#894 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 8:11 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Talked to TW today.....said he pooped twice and rubbed three out.Almost back to 100%

So he’s almost in sync with the monkeys at the zoo.
But does he fling his poo??? That’s the true test.

Maybe Smoke Monkey can serve as inspiration.
_____

BTW - every time I poop, I now think of TW.
Is that a curse? Or a blessing?

Or perhaps a bit of both...
USNGunner Offline
#895 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 8:19 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
BTW - every time I poop, I now think of TW.
Is that a curse? Or a blessing?

Or perhaps a bit of both...


I guess that would depend on what those thoughts make you feel. whip
izonfire Online
#896 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 8:36 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
I guess that would depend on what those thoughts make you feel. whip

Well, I suppose that makes me feel like rubbing one out...
teedubbya Offline
#897 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 9:15 PM EST
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They say there is nothing wrong with tossing one off every now and then but if that’s true why do I always cry befor during and after?
izonfire Online
#898 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 9:25 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
They say there is nothing wrong with tossing one off every now and then but if that’s true why do I always cry befor during and after?

That’s just the teenage girl inside you.
Don’t let her escape, or she’ll go straight to the popo.
And then you’ll be in deep poop...
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#899 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 9:29 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
They say there is nothing wrong with tossing one off every now and then but if that’s true why do I always cry befor during and after?


True enough. That is what 45 seconds ago me used to think.

But since the thought of Rich tossing one off to his thoughts of you pooping has been thrown out, now I want to cry. And maybe hurl some.

Even worse, this episode may have caused the dreaded "scared turtle" syndrome. So it may be weeks before that's even an issue around here.

So I'm thinking it's cause and effect centered around the forum discussions on any given day? Blink
USNGunner Offline
#900 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 9:31 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
That’s just the teenage girl inside you.
Don’t let her escape, or she’ll go straight to the popo.
And then you’ll be in deep poop...



Yeah, and don't use them to try and beat the car pool violation tickets either. Just take the ticket. Chained folks in the trunk is worse come to find out.

Who knew? d'oh!
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