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danmdevries Offline
#151 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 7:02 AM EST
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Happy Friday fellas
tonygraz Offline
#152 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 7:27 AM EST
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Should be happy Friday the 13th.
corey sellers Offline
#153 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 7:57 AM EST
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Morning gents
deadeyedick Offline
#154 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 8:26 AM EST
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Morning gents. About every event I planned to attend in the next month is cancelled. Wonder if the fish are biting.
USNGunner Offline
#155 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 9:07 AM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
BJ'S


I have always loved BJ's. Applause
USNGunner Offline
#156 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 9:08 AM EST
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Morning. Sun's out but 33 degrees. Looks nice but mother nature's a sneaky beeatch!.
MACS Offline
#157 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 9:12 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Intriguing counter proposal.
When you coming up?


Jesus, for a night like that I'm sure I can be there tonight...
Mr. Jones Offline
#158 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 9:12 AM EST
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Lancaster School district SHUTDOWN....TODAY

CONFIRMED CORONA CASE/ES

GONNA have to "perform" today...and plenty more performances .... for at least two weeks... possibly 4?
Gotta go buy ZINC and Saw Palmetto...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#159 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:18 AM EST
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Yo!!!!

Ohio schools are all doing an extended 3 week spring break. Some started today, some Monday or Tuesday.
danmdevries Offline
#160 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:24 AM EST
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Just got an email from the boy's school. They're shutting down for 4 weeks.
CelticBomber Offline
#161 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:38 AM EST
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Temple University shut down along with every University within 100 miles. For one of her classes my daughter teaches disabled kindergarten kids every Monday. She's not allowed to go back until this is all under control. Confirmed cases in Warminster, Pa.. A pediatrician has tested positive. My doctor who has 2 young children just texted me that I have to wait at least a month before my next appointment. It was her pediatrician but luckily her kids hadn't been to see him. Her kids are 4 and 2, that would have been a death sentence. I went to my back doctor who works out of Holy Redeemer hospital just outside Philly and there were two confirmed cases in the hospital but, nothing in the news. Trump's tweet's will have to be REALLY good to cure this! Blocking states from using Medicaid to help respond to and treat people..... yeah that's smart.
MACS Offline
#162 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 12:07 PM EST
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^Hey... we don't do politics in the 500. Take that sh*t to the politics forum.

And... side note... it's not really affecting kids. I'm seeing where some kids are even testing positive for it and showing no signs. It's the 60 and over crowd that are having trouble with it.
Ram27 Offline
#163 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 2:25 PM EST
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CI Retail events canceled in PA. 🤔

Is Cigarfest 2020 in jeopardy? 🤯

Stay tuned.....🤔
MACS Offline
#164 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 2:34 PM EST
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^^Here in CA they have canceled (or at least postponed) the Fred Hall Show in Del Mar. The one in Long Beach already happened... but the San Diego show has been shut down.

Since I'll be back at work on those dates (March 26-29) I am hoping it pops back up in late May... after I retire. HA!
Cathcam13 Offline
#165 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 2:39 PM EST
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Good afternoon from the liquid sunshine state. Rain and 48 degrees for a high today......... such dreary weather...... that’s Oregon for you. Anyway, teaching the next generation how to shoot distances today. This should be fun!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#166 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 2:49 PM EST
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Cathcam13 wrote:
Good afternoon from the liquid sunshine state. Rain and 48 degrees for a high today......... such dreary weather...... that’s Oregon for you. Anyway, teaching the next generation how to shoot distances today. This should be fun!


Can you come to Ohio and give me some lessons?
Ram27 Offline
#167 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 3:05 PM EST
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ALL PA Schools closed starting Monday 3 16
for 2 weeks.d'oh!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#168 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 3:27 PM EST
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I can shoot distances pretty well. What? 3-5ft are distances
delta1 Offline
#169 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 3:52 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Morning gents. About every event I planned to attend in the next month is cancelled. Wonder if the fish are biting.



the big old fat ones have been told to avoid crowds, hunker down and social distance...they aint gonna bite...
Cathcam13 Offline
#170 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 3:52 PM EST
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Sure, Hank! Just cover my fuel costs and I will be there in about a week.
delta1 Offline
#171 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 3:53 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
I have always loved BJ's. =d>



especially the ones that suck...




MACS wrote:
^Hey... we don't do politics in the 500. Take that sh*t to the politics forum.

And... side note... it's not really affecting kids. I'm seeing where some kids are even testing positive for it and showing no signs. It's the 60 and over crowd that are having trouble with it.



Anxious
danmdevries Offline
#172 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 4:16 PM EST
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Looked at hotels and airfare for boys new extended spring break.

Stupid cheap.

Too bad I've already agreed to dog sit for people.
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#173 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 4:34 PM EST
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Vegas emails me 3-5 times a day... Free rooms at any mgm properties - even weekends - plus food money and gambling credits...

They're coming off as slightly desperate...
MACS Offline
#174 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 4:36 PM EST
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^You guys are absolutely crazy for even thinking about doing fun stuff. You should be at least half-way panicked by now.

Signed - teddubbya

Lord, I apologize fer that... please be with the pygmies in Africa.
delta1 Offline
#175 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 4:59 PM EST
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opel's young and healthy and his kids are under 10...they'll be fine...
danmdevries Offline
#176 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 5:08 PM EST
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Asked my parents if any of their neighbors abandoned their timeshares and they had a list of available rooms. But, they were still at $400+/night so way outta my range.

Legoland Florida is closed through the end of the month too.

But airfare is about $200 for the three of us round trip.
deadeyedick Offline
#177 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 5:13 PM EST
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Due to my advanced age we have decided to cancel a trip next month to Texas and will most likely cancel a planned cruise to Scandinavia in July. The wifey is Scando and has been wanting to visit for years.fog
opelmanta1900 Offline
#178 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 5:57 PM EST
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$300 to fly to japan??? ko-knee-chi-fuqn-wa!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#179 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 5:58 PM EST
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fresno county announced school closures... we're a charter school, so we can do as we please, but expecting to hear school is cancelled til may by the end of the weekend...
USNGunner Offline
#180 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:01 PM EST
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Well damned if this thread hasn't turned into a downer. ThumbDown

So, anybody got ****** cancer lately? BigGrin
dkeage Offline
#181 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:04 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Well damned if this thread hasn't turned into a downer. ThumbDown

So, anybody got ****** cancer lately? BigGrin



You trolling for MACS addy? Whistle
USNGunner Offline
#182 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:07 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
You trolling for MACS addy? Whistle



LOL. Isn't everyone?
MACS Offline
#183 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:10 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
LOL. Isn't everyone?


Not smart people... Mad
dkeage Offline
#184 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:16 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Not smart people... Mad


I gots your back
DrafterX Offline
#185 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:23 PM EST
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Strange event today... I'm sitting in da pedicure chair, minding my own bidness, getting my toes cleaned up when I break out in a cold sweat.. thought i was gonna black out... got better tho... still freaked me out.. Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#186 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:24 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
I gots your snailer

really?
danmdevries Offline
#187 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:26 PM EST
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Your shower don't clean your toes?
frankj1 Offline
#188 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:26 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Strange event today... I'm sitting in da pedicure chair, minding my own bidness, getting my toes cleaned up when I break out in a cold sweat.. thought i was gonna black out... got better tho... still freaked me out.. Mellow

are you the first confirmed case in OK?
DrafterX Offline
#189 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:32 PM EST
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It was a Chinese lady... Think
tonygraz Offline
#190 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:42 PM EST
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Has she traveled to Italy lately or been to Mirror Lago ?
DrafterX Offline
#191 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:48 PM EST
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I dunno.. she didn't seem to speak English... young and cute tho.... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#192 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:56 PM EST
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Did you get to see her boobs ? Can she cook ?
delta1 Offline
#193 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 6:59 PM EST
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pretty sure that's why Drafter broke out in a sweat and was bout to black out...he was trying to grab a peek when she bent down suddenly...
izonfire Offline
#194 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 7:07 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I dunno.. she didn't seem to speak English... young and cute tho.... Mellow

Communication is overrated.
She got a nice ass?
DrafterX Offline
#195 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 7:11 PM EST
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Yep...Mellow
MACS Offline
#196 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 7:14 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Yep...Mellow


You were prolly just horny, then... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#197 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 7:28 PM EST
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True... true... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#198 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 7:59 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Jesus, for a night like that I'm sure I can be there tonight...


You, me and Izon?!

Let’s be proactive and get a bail bondsman first.
danmdevries Offline
#199 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 8:04 PM EST
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Neighbor called me. Told me to measure and give him a price on his firewood pile out back.

I was excited, but when I got back there, I saw the pile was about a third of what it used to be.

When he was getting ready to list the house for sale I told him I'd buy the pile. He wasn't sure if he was gonna move it or leave it. Looks like he moved most of it.

Measured what was left, worked out to about $150. I would've paid $750 for the whole thing.
MACS Offline
#200 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 8:26 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
You, me and Izon?!

Let’s be proactive and get a bail bondsman first.


I got savings... maybe not enough for all 3 of us, though. Anxious

Ya get the money back when you show up to court...
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