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DrafterX Offline
#201 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 9:12 PM EST
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Or just do da time... Mellow
izonfire Offline
#202 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 9:20 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
You, me and Izon?!

Let’s be proactive and get a bail bondsman first.

I got ways of gettin' us out...
USNGunner Offline
#203 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 9:27 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
I got ways of gettin' us out...



Hey, $50 is $50.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#204 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 9:49 PM EST
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School district is closed...
izonfire Offline
#205 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 9:53 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Hey, $50 is $50.

You can choose that route if you like...
USNGunner Offline
#206 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 9:56 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
You can choose that route if you like...


You were the ones with ways there buddy. Whistle
izonfire Offline
#207 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 10:02 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
You were the ones with ways there buddy. Whistle

Ever since that tonsillectomy, that's all you seem to think about... Think
danmdevries Offline
#208 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:25 PM EST
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Happy Saturday fellas
8trackdisco Offline
#209 Posted: Fri, Mar 13 2020, 11:49 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
^You guys are absolutely crazy for even thinking about doing fun stuff. You should be at least half-way panicked by now.

Signed - teddubbya

Lord, I apologize fer that... please be with the pygmies in Africa.


Ha!
USNGunner Offline
#210 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 12:03 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Lord, I apologize fer that... please be with the pygmies in Africa.


Short people got no reason,
short people got, no reason,
Short people got, no reason to live!
8trackdisco Offline
#211 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 12:11 AM EST
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My org went over and above today. Three different emails from three different upper Level leaders all starting with variations of Don’t Panic! Don’t PANIC... emails in all caps.. PLEASE READ!... Nobody WAS panicking... now some are. I asked the woman with her hair on fire about the email stating PLEASE READ!

I asked if I shouldn’t read the rest of her emails that don’t say PLEASE READ. Or, throw away without reading the notes that don’t say PLEASE READ. She was confused by the question.

They mandated 30 of the 37 leaders leave the office immediately and work from home for the foreseeable future. Once home, contact your team and let them know you needed to leave immediately but send the message REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELL!,, Ahhhhh!!!!!

I’m one of the 30.

PLEASE READ was one of the “Essential Seven”.

If 20 people from Iceland were to show up on our shores tomorrow, our whole pussified country would surrender in about 15 minutes. Wtf happened to real leadership?

The “leaders” with their Pom poms and closets full of participation medals are in charge. How can it possibly go wrong?

Start taking Icelandic lessons.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#212 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 8:00 AM EST
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Only three? Between the original sends to everybody and then the repeated forwards to everybody from people who want to make sure nobody missed it the first time, I'm sitting around 70ish virus related emails (maybe 2 dozen of them original). Your company obviously doesn't care deeply enough
corey sellers Offline
#213 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 8:28 AM EST
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Good time to be in the TP business. We are already slow at work and working 30 hrs a week.

Morning gents , looks like it's going to be a really nice day down here.
rfenst Offline
#214 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 8:50 AM EST
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Good morning.
My wife is in Boston visiting her family. They are pressuring her to return home early out of fear the airlines will close down based on local reports.
What's the difference? If infected and they don't know it, they all already exposed each other.
It is pure terror. Either way, she has to return by plane unless all flights are canceled, which I don't believe will occur, let alone without a few days of notice.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#215 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 9:01 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Good morning.
My wife is in Boston visiting her family. They are pressuring her to return home early out of fear the airlines will close down based on local reports.
What's the difference? If infected and they don't know it, they all already exposed each other.
It is pure terror. Either way, she has to return by plane unless all flights are canceled, which I don't believe will occur, let alone without a few days of notice.

I hope you're right... I wouldn't bet on it...

just a few days ago, the idea of closing down all schools in this state was out of the question...
MACS Offline
#216 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 9:49 AM EST
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Once the interwebs and cell towers go down... we're all doomed. Doomed, I say!
corey sellers Offline
#217 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 10:00 AM EST
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I smoked an Apocalypse last night
Ram27 Offline
#218 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 12:09 PM EST
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👀
🙈🙊🙉
deadeyedick Offline
#219 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 12:43 PM EST
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When one door closes another opens. Buy Costco and Netflix.
Mr. Jones Offline
#220 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 12:43 PM EST
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Watching C-SPAN...

DOOM AND GLOOM PRESS CONFERENCES...

MINUCHIN IS THE only guy with a brain lately...
Pence is worthless...all he does is hand off questions to the experts...I thought he was the Corona CZAR?
deadeyedick Offline
#221 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 12:45 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
👀
🙈🙊🙉


We need more Ram and his bat in this space.
deadeyedick Offline
#222 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 12:47 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
I smoked an Apocalypse last night


Next you need to smoke an Anarchy.
Ram27 Offline
#223 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 1:31 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
We need more Ram and his bat in this space.





Hey........ram27bat
izonfire Offline
#224 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 1:34 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Next you need to smoke an Anarchy.

And then, a Pandemonium
danmdevries Offline
#225 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 1:39 PM EST
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Drove out to the dunes national park to do their Maple Sugar Time - they tap trees in the park and make maple syrup in traditional methods.

Get there and chits cancelled.

Ok, we'll go inside the park and maybe hike or something. Trails are open but visitor center was not.

Still was halfway entertaining the idea of going down to FL for a few days, but the place we'd stay at is closing their pools and bars.

Gonna drive down to my inlaws and do some shooting.
8trackdisco Offline
#226 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 1:50 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
I smoked an Apocalypse last night


I might smoke a Sons of Anarchy.
clintCigar Offline
#227 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 2:03 PM EST
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In case you can't get TP:

http://warriorbreaks.com/misc/CountryBidet.jpeg
Sunoverbeach Offline
#228 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 3:04 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
And then, a Pandemonium

Smoked a Pandemonium last weekend. Tasty but a big fugger. Just short of a 3hr time investment. Wasn't even one of the fat gauges. 8.5 x 50 I think
frankj1 Offline
#229 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 3:08 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:


Gonna drive down to my inlaws and do some shooting.


I know you're upset danm, but for the love of God at least give them a half hour head start!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#230 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 3:13 PM EST
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In-laws are in Indy, right? They've got a couple hrs to find a good hiding place
opelmanta1900 Offline
#231 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 3:25 PM EST
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wife sent me on a quest to discover half-unicorn/half-leprechaun babies, or as she likes to call them, "baby wipes"...
danmdevries Offline
#232 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 4:04 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I know you're upset danm, but for the love of God at least give them a half hour head start!


They got 2.5 hours Frying pan
izonfire Offline
#233 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 4:58 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Smoked a Pandemonium last weekend. Tasty but a big fugger. Just short of a 3hr time investment. Wasn't even one of the fat gauges. 8.5 x 50 I think

Flavors?
Worth getting?
izonfire Offline
#234 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 4:59 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I know you're upset danm, but for the love of God at least give them a half hour head start!

No time for compassion!
We're on the verge of a pandemonium!!!
delta1 Offline
#235 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 5:09 PM EST
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danm: to be fair, you has to give your in-laws fair warning...



you guys are making social distancing somewhat tolerable...
danmdevries Offline
#236 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 8:58 PM EST
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I've been practicing social distancing for 35 years.
DrafterX Offline
#237 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 9:02 PM EST
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Ya... people suck... Mellow
Sunoverbeach Offline
#238 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 9:35 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Flavors?
Worth getting?

Had some sweetness, some cocoa, a little peppery at points, hints of cinnamon. Didn't get bored throughout. IMO it's worth getting
MACS Offline
#239 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 11:40 PM EST
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Papa Roach... says he might need help...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYLTsdeO2uA
danmdevries Offline
#240 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 11:51 PM EST
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Sunday Sunday Sunday
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#241 Posted: Sat, Mar 14 2020, 11:58 PM EST
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Whoops, posted in the wrong 500. Hope you all are stealing clear of the virus. To be precautious, I stayed in bed until 2 today. Fat guys like me need their sleep in order to stay healthy. Unfortunately the wife wasn’t buying it and she wasn’t overly happy with me. Oh well. Another day, another dollar.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#242 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:01 AM EST
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Hoping to be up by noon today so I can eat lunch with the fam and finally get the taxes done. This is def the latest I have ever done them. That said, I still have at least another month in reality. I do want to get them done though. Hate that it is just sitting out there gathering dust.
8trackdisco Offline
#243 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:02 AM EST
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Herfing Three cigars at the club tonight. Izon wasn’t there.

Macs,
When are you going back to work and for how long?

There is a potential (just a potential) thought of putting you into a property care taker role Springtime in Gods Country. We can chat offline.

It probably wouldn’t happen, but maybe.

Country life for a bit. You’d want to bring a gun and a fishing pole.
frankj1 Offline
#244 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:06 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Whoops, posted in the wrong 500. Hope you all are stealing clear of the virus. To be precautious, I stayed in bed until 2 today. Fat guys like me need their sleep in order to stay healthy. Unfortunately the wife wasn’t buying it and she wasn’t overly happy with me. Oh well. Another day, another dollar.

she might have been ok with it if you were precocious instead.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#245 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:09 AM EST
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Maybe
MACS Offline
#246 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:26 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Herfing Three cigars at the club tonight. Izon wasn’t there.

Macs,
When are you going back to work and for how long?

There is a potential (just a potential) thought of putting you into a property care taker role Springtime in Gods Country. We can chat offline.

It probably wouldn’t happen, but maybe.

Country life for a bit. You’d want to bring a gun and a fishing pole.


I'm voluntarily going back to work March 25 to May 20. Pretty much because it drops 8 grand into my 401A.

I'd LOVE to take care of the property for a bit... fishing pole, guns and all. I'm all in. Talk to me, goose. I think it'd be great for momma to see what country life is like!! If she likes it... no telling.
DrafterX Offline
#247 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:31 AM EST
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She's gonna have to have cakes on da griddle when the sun comes up... Mellow
izonfire Offline
#248 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:36 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Had some sweetness, some cocoa, a little peppery at points, hints of cinnamon. Didn't get bored throughout. IMO it's worth getting

Piqued.
Thanks brother.
MACS Offline
#249 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:38 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
She's gonna have to have cakes on da griddle when the sun comes up... Mellow


If she knows what's fkn good for her. Mad
DrafterX Offline
#250 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 12:40 AM EST
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Ya..!! Mad
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