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USNGunner Offline
#401 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:21 PM EST
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DRAFTER! WOOHOO! ThumpUp
Ram27 Offline
#402 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:23 PM EST
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Just waking up X? 🤔
DrafterX Offline
#403 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:29 PM EST
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Been staying busy.. all is good... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#404 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:30 PM EST
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back at work?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#405 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:36 PM EST
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Had a partial smoked turkey carcass so I made a stock...

Turned the stock into a gravy like substance...

Butter fried some potato chunks...

Added the potatoes and some peas and pieces of Turkey to the gravy...

Made a pie crust...

Baked the gravy n stuff into the pie crust...

Ate it...
Palama Offline
#406 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:41 PM EST
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^^^ Where's mine? ^^^
USNGunner Offline
#407 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:55 PM EST
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Nice Opel. Sounds good.
8trackdisco Offline
#408 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 8:55 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
We'll see. I'm still working the theory that cigar smoke and hot sauce will kill this bug. So far, results are more promising than aquarium chemicals.


I’ve heard interesting breakthroughs on chewing Tide Pods.
Cathcam13 Offline
#409 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 9:00 PM EST
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My theory: the stronger the alcohol the better chance of killing the virus, so just before bed, I take one ounce of knob Creek Cask strength. 120 proof Seems to do the trick.
Speyside Offline
#410 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 9:25 PM EST
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It's the quality of the alcohol.
They didn't call it Guinness virus.

d'oh!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#411 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 9:46 PM EST
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Shouldn't you hit up the Everclear just to be safe?
CelticBomber Offline
#412 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 9:49 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
can't smoke with this dang virus



Poor guy. I'll send you a care package to fix you up in no time. We'll beat this thing together! ram27bat
frankj1 Offline
#413 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 10:10 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
It's the quality of the alcohol.
They didn't call it Guinness virus.

d'oh!

not bad, not bad.
frankj1 Offline
#414 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 10:11 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Poor guy. I'll send you a care package to fix you up in no time. We'll beat this thing together! ram27bat

all set, probably will make chicken soup this weekend
MACS Offline
#415 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 10:35 PM EST
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So Danm gets the "stay safe" and ol' MACS gets the middle finger?

Ayite ya jackasses... I see where I stand. Laugh
HockeyDad Offline
#416 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 10:47 PM EST
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
HockeyDad Offline
#417 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 10:48 PM EST
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Dang. Somebody else posted this already.
USNGunner Offline
#418 Posted: Wed, Apr 1 2020, 11:17 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
So Danm gets the "stay safe" and ol' MACS gets the middle finger?

Ayite ya jackasses... I see where I stand. Laugh


LOL

Not intentionally. I gave you my thoughts the other day when you said you were going back. I didn't want you thinking I was sweet on you our anything. Not talking

But we have an almost exact parallel universe to your situation going down here . Exact. Not a good place to be. Be careful bud.
danmdevries Offline
#419 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 12:43 AM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas
USNGunner Offline
#420 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 1:23 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Happy Thursday fellas


Sorry Dan. Gotta ignore you so MACS doesn't get all moist and butthurt. Frying pan
MACS Offline
#421 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 1:42 AM EST
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Mornin' Danm... though it's not quite midnight here.

It's all good Gunner, thus the laughing smiley. Danm's got it much worse in a hospital.
Palama Offline
#422 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 2:30 AM EST
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For NFL fans:

https://youtu.be/r7dXX65c4yk
rfenst Offline
#423 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 4:57 AM EST
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Nice and cool this morning. 57/78. 100% Florida sunshine.
CelticBomber Offline
#424 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 6:04 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Nice and cool this morning. 57/78. 100% Florida sunshine.



It's all about perspective isn't it... I dunno what it's doing outside. Seems nice and chilly the way I like it. Perfect for cracking the window and enjoying a smoke and coffee. But, my day started not because I wanted it too. My day started because my cat was bored. He plants himself on my chest and claws the blankets off me until he can see my face and then he runs his paw down my face..... I've woken up before with my lower lip pulled down, his paw still on said lip, and me staring into eyes that said in no uncertain terms 'YOU WILL AMUSE ME."

Worst part is he walked by me one day as I was getting into my car. He was a very young stray and he let me just scoop him up and bring him home... So, I did this to myself. This does NOT please me. Not at all. Pray to whatever God's you believe in for one of my children today..... someone MUST pay.
8trackdisco Offline
#425 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 6:08 AM EST
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Back to it.
8trackdisco Offline
#426 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 6:11 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Mornin' Danm... though it's not quite midnight here.

It's all good Gunner, thus the laughing smiley. Danm's got it much worse in a hospital.


Yes, stay safe. Continually wear a condom.
izonfire Offline
#427 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 7:01 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I’ve heard interesting breakthroughs on chewing Tide Pods.

They’ve already been proven conclusively to help the bleach go down...
izonfire Offline
#428 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 7:05 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
My day started because my cat was bored. He plants himself on my chest and claws the blankets off me until he can see my face and then he runs his paw down my face..... I've woken up before with my lower lip pulled down, his paw still on said lip, and me staring into eyes that said in no uncertain terms 'YOU WILL AMUSE ME."

You will play with that pu$$y when that pu$$y wants!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#429 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 7:53 AM EST
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We used to have one that would walk onto your chest and then, as if all the strength disappeared from his legs, do a full on belly flop. Adorable when he was a wee kitten. Not so much once he reached the old fatazz stage of life
CelticBomber Offline
#430 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 7:59 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
You will play with that pu$$y when that pu$$y wants!



Told ya i'd make you beg;-p
opelmanta1900 Offline
#431 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 8:10 AM EST
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Walked by the brush pile yesterday and heard the very distinctive cry of newborn varmint...

Friggin cat - no idea where it came from - decided to have kittens in the middle of the pile...

They were only a few hours old and the mom wasn't too happy with me being there, so I let her be...

Hopefully within the next week she moves them... Otherwise they're likely gonna be turbo snacks...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#432 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 8:24 AM EST
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Wake n bake...
deadeyedick Offline
#433 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 8:30 AM EST
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Sign says:

Think things are bad now? In 20 years the country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers.
Ram27 Offline
#434 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 8:59 AM EST
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Morning gang.😉
Gene363 Offline
#435 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 9:06 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Sign says:

Think things are bad now? In 20 years the country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers.


That sleep with principle and can imply corporal punishment.


Good morning!
corey sellers Offline
#436 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 9:08 AM EST
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Morning gents
rfenst Offline
#437 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 9:26 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Morning gents

Good morning, sir.
Ram27 Offline
#438 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 12:05 PM EST
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👀 afternoon peeps 👀
USNGunner Offline
#439 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 12:12 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Mornin' Danm... though it's not quite midnight here.

It's all good Gunner, thus the laughing smiley. Danm's got it much worse in a hospital.


Just jerking your chain buddy! ThumpUp
USNGunner Offline
#440 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 12:20 PM EST
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Well, gotta roll to the store real quick. I wish there were a way to stockpile salad greens. Then off to the DNA pool that is my work place. 300 of my "dearest" co-workers, most of home have questionable hygiene in the best of times. No they think hand sanitizer makes them immortal. Brick wall

Luckily I'm in the R&D lab, 2nd shift so I'm the lone ranger up there. Which works for me as I'm anti-social anyway. By 1630 I'm solo and wipe everything down with chlorox wipes, wet and let it air dry. Soak time matters.

We've had 6 people sent home to self quarantine. None have test results back yet. If we weren't so critical to keeping the economy afloat I'd bail. But "as an "essential worker", we have an even stronger obligation to continue to show up for our shifts!"

They call you "essential" as "sacrificial" is just too honest.

I really feel for Dan and MACS. Any of the health care, .mil, or LEO guys for that matter. Be safe Gentlemen, and Ladies.
Gene363 Offline
#441 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 12:24 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Well, gotta roll to the store real quick. I wish there were a way to stockpile salad greens. Then off to the DNA pool that is my work place. 300 of my "dearest" co-workers, most of home have questionable hygiene in the best of times. No they think hand sanitizer makes them immortal. Brick wall

Luckily I'm in the R&D lab, 2nd shift so I'm the lone ranger up there. Which works for me as I'm anti-social anyway. By 1630 I'm solo and wipe everything down with chlorox wipes, wet and let it air dry. Soak time matters.

We've had 6 people sent home to self quarantine. None have test results back yet. If we weren't so critical to keeping the economy afloat I'd bail. But "as an "essential worker", we have an even stronger obligation to continue to show up for our shifts!"

They call you "essential" as "sacrificial" is just too honest.

I really feel for Dan and MACS. Any of the health care, .mil, or LEO guys for that matter. Be safe Gentlemen, and Ladies.


Thanks for carrying on, I have two nurses, daughter in law and soon to be grand daughter by marriage and one son is a maintenance mechanic at a Kimberly Clark plant making TP and wipes.
delta1 Offline
#442 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 12:45 PM EST
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black coffee...hi guys...
victor809 Offline
#443 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 12:47 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
black coffee...hi guys...


I could use some more coffee. Almost done with the current pot.
delta1 Offline
#444 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 12:54 PM EST
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cmon over, I'll start brewing another
Cheno Offline
#445 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 2:17 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
black coffee...hi guys...



This is stating to get serious, they are no longer making or allowing anyone to make coffee at work since we use the same pot. I have only had my one cup on the way to work. Did not get my once I get to work cups... Has not been a good day.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#446 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 2:29 PM EST
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They've asked me to poll my guys on whether they'd be willing to be sequestered in the plant should it become necessary. Length of time undetermined. Financial compensation undetermined. Surprisingly I got a lot of positive responses. Unsurprisingly they are conditional on what those undetermined determinations turn out to be
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#447 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 2:41 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
This is stating to get serious, they are no longer making or allowing anyone to make coffee at work since we use the same pot. I have only had my one cup on the way to work. Did not get my once I get to work cups... Has not been a good day.


Thats when death from workplace violence starts to exceed death from COVID
delta1 Offline
#448 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 3:14 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
This is stating to get serious, they are no longer making or allowing anyone to make coffee at work since we use the same pot. I have only had my one cup on the way to work. Did not get my once I get to work cups... Has not been a good day.


get a small 4 cup Mr Coffee for less than $20
Sunoverbeach Offline
#449 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 4:50 PM EST
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Hell with that. Claim the coffee maker as your own and drink it by the pot
HockeyDad Offline
#450 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 5:23 PM EST
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Coffee colonialism!
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