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victor809 Offline
#201 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 11:48 AM EST
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Another day in paradise....

Doing tax paperwork. Sigh.

opelmanta1900 Offline
#202 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 11:53 AM EST
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One of the downfalls of having only worn a bath robe the last two weeks is that I didn't realize until this morning that my pants no longer fit...

I'm not even going anywhere, just playing fashion show with the kids... Gonna have to rig a sheet into a muumuu...
tonygraz Offline
#203 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 11:55 AM EST
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It was those damn donuts !
opelmanta1900 Offline
#204 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 11:59 AM EST
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They didn't help...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#205 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 11:59 AM EST
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And also, how dare you speak to donuts that way!
USNGunner Offline
#206 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 12:24 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
One of the downfalls of having only worn a bath robe the last two weeks is that I didn't realize until this morning that my pants no longer fit...

I'm not even going anywhere, just playing fashion show with the kids... Gonna have to rig a sheet into a muumuu...



Well, the back drop was fashionable so......................................
delta1 Offline
#207 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 12:29 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
And also, how dare you speak to donuts that way!



how else you gonna get 'em wet before you eat em?
teedubbya Offline
#208 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 1:27 PM EST
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Is this the new 500?
victor809 Offline
#209 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 1:30 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Is this the new 500?


.... someone likes to stir pots.
RMAN4443 Offline
#210 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 1:30 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
One of the downfalls of having only worn a bath robe the last two weeks is that I didn't realize until this morning that my pants no longer fit...

I'm not even going anywhere, just playing fashion show with the kids... Gonna have to rig a sheet into a muumuu...


maybe you can bring the Toga back into fashion...Anxious

forget about the loincloth, I gave that a try a couple years back, and it seemed to ...well, let's just say it wasn't the hit I thought it would be...Shame on you
MACS Offline
#211 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 4:01 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
.... someone likes to stir pots.


Prolly uses the knife he stabs FGM with... LOL
teedubbya Offline
#212 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 4:05 PM EST
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Nah. 8 kept it as a memento
opelmanta1900 Offline
#213 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 4:07 PM EST
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Mmm... The frefresh makers...
MACS Offline
#214 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 4:32 PM EST
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I heard if you put mementos in soda they assplode.
teedubbya Offline
#215 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 4:45 PM EST
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Same thing happens when you call out someone for taking 3 hours to start a 500 thread.
DrafterX Offline
#216 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 4:49 PM EST
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I always start another within 10 seconds... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#217 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 4:52 PM EST
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you like a rabbit...
MACS Offline
#218 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 5:21 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Same thing happens when you call out someone for taking 3 hours to start a 500 thread.


Oh, no you di'-int! Laugh
fishinguitarman Offline
#219 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 5:33 PM EST
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Why is everybody so scared of TW? I get a good chuckle watching ohnosesofbrowns at work!😂

He’s a steer not a bull
teedubbya Offline
#220 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 5:35 PM EST
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I don’t know anyone scared of me. I’d ask the same question if they were.

FGM I did enjoy your drama act and have assumed you were kidding. If you aren’t we can go back to your wittle 3 hour late 500 thread and pretend it’s legit for you.
fishinguitarman Offline
#221 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 5:35 PM EST
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211

Or the plunger handle he “stabs” you with
teedubbya Offline
#222 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 5:35 PM EST
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I don’t know anyone scared of me. I’d ask the same question if they were.

FGM I did enjoy your drama act and have assumed you were kidding. If you aren’t we can go back to your wittle 3 hour late 500 thread and pretend it’s legit for you.
MACS Offline
#223 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 5:42 PM EST
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Tee and I don't agree on a lot of things. I make fun of him, he makes fun of me... it's all good as long as it's funny.

We're laughing at you right now. You can either learn to laugh at yourself, or proceed with the 'righteous indignation'. My mom used to tell me, "If you're gonna dish it out, you better learn to take it."
DrafterX Offline
#224 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 5:45 PM EST
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My momma always said stupid is as stupid does... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#225 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 5:49 PM EST
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Your mama knew fgm?
DrafterX Offline
#226 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 5:58 PM EST
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I don't think so... i could ask i guess... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#227 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 6:03 PM EST
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Back to work.
Speyside Offline
#228 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 6:10 PM EST
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Sorry to hear that Dan.
tonygraz Offline
#229 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 6:20 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
My momma always said stupid is as stupid does... Mellow


Are you the real Forrest Gump and can we call you Gumpy ?
teedubbya Offline
#230 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 6:26 PM EST
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Drafter good to see you back more. There ain’t no sunshine when you’re gone.
MACS Offline
#231 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 6:35 PM EST
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Still ain't none... rain until Saturday, dammit.
DrafterX Offline
#232 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 6:43 PM EST
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Just been busy around da house.. spending time with the woman and stuff... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#233 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 6:46 PM EST
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Poured here today and yesterday but the sun broke through not too long ago... Need to walk the puppies...

Had instacart deliver a cake from Costco that I probably would've talked myself out of had I gone to the store myself... I need to talk myself into believing i need to start exercising...
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#234 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 6:51 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I don’t know anyone scared of me.....

I'm ascared of you.
Once I saw you at the V-Herf...
deadeyedick Offline
#235 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 7:09 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Still ain't none... rain until Saturday, dammit.


Send it on over. Best winter/spring for presip we have had in about 10 years. All the lakes are full for once.
victor809 Offline
#236 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 7:12 PM EST
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I've met tw in person twice.



Threatening is not really an adjective I would use.
teedubbya Offline
#237 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 7:15 PM EST
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I was pretty scary when that dude stole my glasses in that Seattle bar
DrafterX Offline
#238 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 7:26 PM EST
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Shoulda shanked him... we'd have more respect for you... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#239 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 7:53 PM EST
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Hehe... Poor tw. Guy took his glasses and called him a nerd
teedubbya Offline
#240 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 8:01 PM EST
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I don’t remember the nerd part. Remember him apologizing over and over and wanting to buy them. I also remember you asking him to dance.
victor809 Offline
#241 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 8:17 PM EST
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He kicked sand in your face too....
teedubbya Offline
#242 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 8:24 PM EST
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Nah the was the weekend before
Speyside Offline
#243 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 8:26 PM EST
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This story grows by the quote. How come you didn't turn into Charles Atlas? Or, do you by the end of the story?
teedubbya Offline
#244 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 8:30 PM EST
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He was pretty drunk and my hands are registered weapons. I had to hold back legally.
teedubbya Offline
#245 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 8:31 PM EST
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True story... a couple of his friends got him away from us and thanked me for how I handled it.... ie laughed and didn’t make a big deal of it.
DrafterX Offline
#246 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 9:17 PM EST
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Shoulda shanked him... Mellow
fishinguitarman Offline
#247 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 9:21 PM EST
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He’s got the knives to do it
Palama Offline
#248 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 9:23 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Just been busy around da house.. spending time with the woman and stuff... Mellow


Conjugal visit? Think
DrafterX Offline
#249 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 9:43 PM EST
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Might be a good game to play... Think
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#250 Posted: Mon, Apr 6 2020, 9:51 PM EST
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go on...
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