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teedubbya Offline
#101 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 4:13 PM EST
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Is this the new 500?
8trackdisco Offline
#102 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 4:30 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Are you suggesting naming a 500 thread after a famous black athlete who fought against segregation is somehow political and somehow leads to a logical divide?

Sounds stupid and racist when I say it, huh?


I’m not going to bother in the debate. Other than this. From now on, every time you mention a person, each and every time refer to their race, gender, religion, sexual preference, political affiliation, coke or pepsi, pancakes or waffles, sativa or indica, beach or mountains, paperback vs ebook, home or homeless, working non working, car or truck, night or day, …. Keep separating us by category.

Thanks for pseudo calling me racist. That make me feel a stronger connection with you.
teedubbya Offline
#103 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 4:39 PM EST
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Gotta be honest I’ve not read anything of the sort. I do think folks are reading way to far in to things but I don’t have a dog in the hunt.

Well actually I do. One is black the other red but really more brown. The both have white in them fortunately.

Seriously folks relax. There really isn’t anything here. It’s the 500. I had fajitas for lunch.
teedubbya Offline
#104 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 4:44 PM EST
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Mi-i-n-e
Give it to me one time now
Well, whoa, well
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go do it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
When you wanna come
Relax, don't do it
When you wana go to it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Come
Whoa-oh-oh
But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me (hit me)
Hit me (hit me)
Hit me with those laser beams
Laser beam
Relax
Don't do it
Relax
When you wanna come (come)
I'm coming
I'm coming (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Relax (don't do it)
When you wanna go to it (what's inside me?)
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it (love!)
When you wanna come
When you wanna come
When you wanna come
Come
Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go do it
Relax, don't do it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it
One time, one time, one time (hey!)
Come!
Palama Offline
#105 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 4:46 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Gotta be honest I’ve not read anything of the sort. I do think folks are reading way to far in to things but I don’t have a dog in the hunt.

Well actually I do. One is black the other red but really more brown. The both have white in them fortunately.

Seriously folks relax. There really isn’t anything here. It’s the 500. I had fajitas for lunch.


We had kalua pig quesadillas for dinner last night.
teedubbya Offline
#106 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 4:49 PM EST
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I just got this in an email. Might help out after that yummy meal Palama

“ If you re having pooping problems, your body isn t digesting food and eliminating toxins properly.

So your bowels get clogged, leaving you with up to 10 pounds of toxic poop stuck in your gut.

The good news is, Stanford researchers have found a way to jumpstart the bowels and release up to 10 pounds of stuck poop to eliminate bloat and shrink your belly.”
dkeage Offline
#107 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 4:54 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I just got this in an email. Might help out after that yummy meal Palama

“ If you re having pooping problems, your body isn t digesting food and eliminating toxins properly.

So your bowels get clogged, leaving you with up to 10 pounds of toxic poop stuck in your gut.

The good news is, Stanford researchers have found a way to jumpstart the bowels and release up to 10 pounds of stuck poop to eliminate bloat and shrink your belly.”




Taco Bell?
teedubbya Offline
#108 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:04 PM EST
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There is a little hai restaurant here that does it for me. I ask for Thai hot. They argue a little. I eat it slowly then sweat. About an hour or two later I unleash the kraakkan
opelmanta1900 Offline
#109 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:06 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I’m not going to bother in the debate. Other than this. From now on, every time you mention a person, each and every time refer to their race, gender, religion, sexual preference, political affiliation, coke or pepsi, pancakes or waffles, sativa or indica, beach or mountains, paperback vs ebook, home or homeless, working non working, car or truck, night or day, …. Keep separating us by category.

Thanks for pseudo calling me racist. That make me feel a stronger connection with you.

Celebrating integration is "separating us by category"?

K...
teedubbya Offline
#110 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:14 PM EST
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Me and Jenny are like peas and carrots

Mellow
CelticBomber Offline
#111 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:29 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
Soccer camp starts today. 3yo has soccer (30mins) at 530, then 45 min break then 7yo has hour long soccer.



3yo's playing anything is hilarious! The soccer ball is as tall as their knee's.
HockeyDad Offline
#112 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:34 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I’m not going to bother in the debate. Other than this. From now on, every time you mention a person, each and every time refer to their race, gender, religion, sexual preference, political affiliation, coke or pepsi, pancakes or waffles, sativa or indica, beach or mountains, paperback vs ebook, home or homeless, working non working, car or truck, night or day, …. Keep separating us by category.

Thanks for pseudo calling me racist. That make me feel a stronger connection with you.


You forgot pronouns

Le HockeyDad, my pronouns are he and him.
8trackdisco Offline
#113 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:47 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Celebrating integration is "separating us by category"?

K...


I'd like to openly acknowledge you as a openly potican-american, likely, mostly heterosexual.

Don't know the rest of your identifications, but I'm guessing it is coke over pepsi.

Where are you om pancakes\waffles and wad\fold. Please also share your preferred pronouns. I want to make sure you feel safe and included.

Do you openly play tennis? (typing slowly) You... are.... very... cour..... raaaaaag...eeeeous.
8trackdisco Offline
#114 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:49 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
You forgot pronouns

Le HockeyDad, my pronouns are he and him.


I would like to celebrate you being courageous enough to be openly capitilistic and oozing of White Privilege.
Or.. Maybe that is the Frenchness I'm picking up?
teedubbya Offline
#115 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:50 PM EST
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I’d like to finally come out to you all. I have a confession to make.


You can call me whatever pronoun you want and I won’t care. Adverbs are another issue however.

If I win I’m naming the next thread after cooter, the dude that fixed the general Lee just to soothe some needlessly ruffled feathers

And stuff
teedubbya Offline
#116 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:50 PM EST
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Why is it ok to type cooter but not ****** van ****.
8trackdisco Offline
#117 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:51 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
And away we go...

Congrats opel 🥂


I would like to celebrate Ram for being white, retired, and living in PA.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
8trackdisco Offline
#118 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:53 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I’d like to finally come out to you all. I have a confession to make.


You can call me whatever pronoun you want and I won’t care. Adverbs are another issue however.

If I win I’m naming the next thread after cooter, the dude that fixed the general Lee just to soothe some needlessly ruffled feathers

And stuff



General Lee? Seriously? How much hate do you have in your body? You aren't from southern mizzou. I'd expect that from Jade/Rose.
8trackdisco Offline
#119 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:55 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Is this the new 500 ?


I'd like to celebrate Tony for being openly liberal, fighting with the right-wingers, and living east of the Mississippi.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
HockeyDad Offline
#120 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:57 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I would like to celebrate you being courageous enough to be openly capitilistic and oozing of White Privilege.
Or.. Maybe that is the Frenchness I'm picking up?


6 or half dozen. Whatever
8trackdisco Offline
#121 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:57 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
duh!



I'd like to celebrate Frank, for being openly a tripod, watching over Theodore and seeing Life as it is. A combination of tragedy and comedy.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
HockeyDad Offline
#122 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 5:58 PM EST
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Hey Opie you anti-racist bastid, did you just feel that earthquake east of Stockton?!
8trackdisco Offline
#123 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:00 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
You forgot pronouns

Le HockeyDad, my pronouns are he and him.



Hopeful you've never heard the hurtful phrase of God Hates Baguettes!

Are you openly Caucasian?
8trackdisco Offline
#124 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:01 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
A tennis themed 500? That's gehy.


I would like to celebrate Bucky as being openly a Masshole, having cheezer parents, and attempting to better himself through education.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
HockeyDad Offline
#125 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:04 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Hopeful you've never heard the hurtful phrase of God Hates Baguettes!

Are you openly Caucasian?


Half French, half Dutch. Extremely openly Caucasian but I may on occasion identify as something different. I made Yu Hsiang Pork for lunch.
teedubbya Offline
#126 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:07 PM EST
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I don’t think any of us were the first Mellow
Cheno Offline
#127 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:16 PM EST
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I identify as a toaster, my pronouns of choice are toast, toastie, and crisp.
delta1 Offline
#128 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:21 PM EST
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wow...apologies for throwing lighter fluid on a sensitive fire...lotsa anti anti racist outrage here...

seems bringing that up in here is kinda like walking into someone's home and saying "what is that awful smell???"


had kimchee, salted fish and broccoli for lunch...
teedubbya Offline
#129 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:23 PM EST
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Funny. The anti political crap made something not political…..political


Oooh that smell can’t you smell that smell
HockeyDad Offline
#130 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:23 PM EST
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The smell was prolly that kimchee!
delta1 Offline
#131 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:24 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
I identify as a toaster, my pronouns of choice are light, brown, and black/crisp.


and your brand name is Black and Deck Her...
Palama Offline
#132 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:25 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
wow...apologies for throwing lighter fluid on a sensitive fire...lotsa anti anti racist outrage here...

seems bringing that up in here is kinda like walking into someone's home and saying "what is that awful smell???"


had kimchee, salted fish and broccoli for lunch...


Social distancing ain't gonna help.... Gonz
teedubbya Offline
#133 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:26 PM EST
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I have a belly button
delta1 Offline
#134 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:31 PM EST
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next 500 will haveta be named "Kumbaya Klan Kills 500"
danmdevries Offline
#135 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:32 PM EST
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Girl at work gave me a hot sauce called "ass blaster"

It wasn't bad but it's an extract sauce so it's not good. Extracts don't lose any potency as they course through your innards.

It lived up to it's name. Not gonna have any more of that one. It was only a 1oz bottle, so no loss.
8trackdisco Offline
#136 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:32 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Half French, half Dutch. Extremely openly Caucasian but I may on occasion identify as something different. I made Yu Hsiang Pork for lunch.



Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
8trackdisco Offline
#137 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:34 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I don’t think any of us were the first Mellow



Thank you for your courage in coming out as the non-fist of something. Very courageous.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
tonygraz Offline
#138 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:34 PM EST
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Why can't we all just get along ?
HockeyDad Offline
#139 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:35 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.


Every day is my day! The world is my coq au vin.
Cheno Offline
#140 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:35 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
and your brand name is Black and Deck Her...


The wife does burn my grilled cheese often so it's fitting.
HockeyDad Offline
#141 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:36 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Girl at work gave me a hot sauce called "ass blaster"

It wasn't bad but it's an extract sauce so it's not good. Extracts don't lose any potency as they course through your innards.

It lived up to it's name. Not gonna have any more of that one. It was only a 1oz bottle, so no loss.


Maybe that’s what made you black out.
8trackdisco Offline
#142 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:36 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
I identify as a toaster, my pronouns of choice are toast, toastie, and crisp.


Thank you for coming out as being openly carbohydrateican-American. In a world where carbs are often vilified. I find you very courageous.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#143 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:39 PM EST
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Political creep. No bueno! Brick wall
8trackdisco Offline
#144 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:43 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
wow...apologies for throwing lighter fluid on a sensitive fire...lotsa anti anti racist outrage here...

seems bringing that up in here is kinda like walking into someone's home and saying "what is that awful smell???"


had kimchee, salted fish and broccoli for lunch...



Thank you Delta for adding flame to the fire (because you haven't specifically come out as Flaming, I'll leave that alone, as that is only your story to tell (or not).

Thank you for also judging people here as 'knuckledraggers'. In a world where Tolerance bumper stickers, where replaced by Coexist, you've done a great service in promoting judgment and the downward spiral the thread is in.

Being openly Californian and Liberal, maybe you'll get your own decade instead of day or month.

No additional ribbons, tv specials, pending.
8trackdisco Offline
#145 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:44 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Why can't we all just get along ?


Yes, Rodney. I feel the same way.
8trackdisco Offline
#146 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:45 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
The world is my coq au vin.


PM Damn. He can give you some cream for that. Maybe a shot.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#147 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:45 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Hey Opie you anti-racist bastid, did you just feel that earthquake east of Stockton?!

I just logged on to specifically blame you for upsetting the ghost of Althea Gibson! Shook like a leaf on a tree over here...
HockeyDad Offline
#148 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:48 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I just logged on to specifically blame you for upsetting the ghost of Althea Gibson! Shook like a leaf on a tree over here...


We felt that one here in the Bay Area. A 5.9 with 17 aftershocks so far. I wonder if Speyside is gonna bug out!
8trackdisco Offline
#149 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:49 PM EST
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Smooth light wrote:
Thrity - LOVE 🎾... it's cool, rather play frisbee 🥏in the park.



I'd like to celebrate Smooth for initially coming across like a true racist (seem to recall some very uncool discussion about you potentially being an anti-semite). Apparently that all got settled and you became a regular brother, accepted by the cigar community.

I don't know enough about you to know if you are already getting a ribbon, day or week. Application pending further information.
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#150 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:50 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Problem with Sanders and Payton is my Packers had to face them at least twice a year which was painful for my home team.

Ah, the good old days. It's been largely painful for me ever since

Go Bears!!!!!!!!
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