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opelmanta1900 Offline
#151 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:50 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
We felt that one here in the Bay Area. A 5.9 with 17 aftershocks so far. I wonder if Speyside is gonna bug out!

Even more?

I wonder if he's ever felt one... cuz they for sure felt that one up there...
HockeyDad Offline
#152 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:52 PM EST
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They’re getting an aftershock around every for minutes! Duck cover and hold. Smoke em if you got em.
8trackdisco Offline
#153 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:54 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
You gotta die to have a 500 named for you? Scared



Gene.

I think you are white.
I think you are conservative.
I think you are living in South Carolina.

Sorry..... you cannot be accepted.

Moving on.....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#154 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:54 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
They’re getting an aftershock around every for minutes! Duck cover and hold. Smoke em if you got em.



We just felt the one... I'm hearing there were 3 simultaneous decent sized ones... they're gonna be wobbly for awhile... he might already be on his way to his private island...
teedubbya Offline
#155 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:56 PM EST
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Kind of want to experience one. But not a bad one.
Cheno Offline
#156 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:57 PM EST
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This 500 will be finished by tomorrow at this rate...
teedubbya Offline
#157 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:57 PM EST
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Then I’m starting the al Jolson 500 to make some feel better
8trackdisco Offline
#158 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:58 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
HHD Ram n dudes.

No issues tonight.



Dan,
I'd like to celebrate you for being an Indianian, a guy who slays the dragon with sick people with cooties all around you. That and your abnormal sleep patterns are something to be celebrated.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#159 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 6:59 PM EST
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Don't let cheno win it... I don't want a coprophilia reminder every time I log on...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#160 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:00 PM EST
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I'm an Indianian. No cooties though. Do I get a participation trophy?
8trackdisco Offline
#161 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:02 PM EST
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Notthe1 wrote:
Coffee is made, Good morning all you fellas.



Notte. I'm taking this moment to call you out for being openly human. Contributing to healthy conversations arond race and building understand which helped me this Spring. I learned a lot.

Much respect for you.

Don't think you are looking for ribbons, tv specials, anything else.

Thank you for truly being an example of unity, understanding and humor.
8trackdisco Offline
#162 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:06 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Up at dark thirty. Gonna be 87/109 toasty degrees today.

HHD gents.



Ded,
You awful, hurtful, self made man, who built is own business from the ground up, retired and happily golf, drive nice cars, golf and have a wonderful wife.

You are the epitome of what is wrong with America.

I hope your are appropriately ashamed of yourself.

Now you apologize for your success right now!

Hey-Hey... Hoe Hoe.... 1234......

No ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending. Just hate envy.
8trackdisco Offline
#163 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:08 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Dan I hope things get worked out. That is scary. My friend, um yea friend, had similar symptoms but they figured it out and cured it. He had Rectal Gonorrhea. Have you been checked for that?



You probably have enough reasons to celebrate your..... uniqueness.

No ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
8trackdisco Offline
#164 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:10 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
What's up?
Chiro this morning for my upper back (like T2 or T3). Pain management doctor for follow up on my neck procedure back a few months ago. Still heavily overcast from Elsa. On and off gusts of wind and rain are supposed to clear out today. Only had two pool screen panels blown out, but they were already deteriorated and needing replacement. We escaped relatively well and I am thankful for that.
Herfing



Robert- you are one of THE most courageous people I know.

For thousands of years, your people have been mock and prosecuted.

It takes real stones to come out here years ago about being openly .............. a lawyer.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
HockeyDad Offline
#165 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:12 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Even more?

I wonder if he's ever felt one... cuz they for sure felt that one up there...


It’s not his first but now he’s got a swarm + fires to the NW. he’s prolly got the Gulfstream warming up and filing the flight plan. We’re gonna need the Rock and a CalFire chopper to save us.
8trackdisco Offline
#166 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:14 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Hello all,

I was wrong on being done here, I just needed a time out. The weather here is very nice. I am fishing regularly, fresh caught fish tastes so good!



Spey,
Taking the moment to you being openly eccentric, a new dad, and a Nevada resident.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#167 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:14 PM EST
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Had a small but new epicenter outside hetchy hetchy reservoir in Yosemite about 10 minutes ago... didn't feel it but getting a little too close to home...
8trackdisco Offline
#168 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:17 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Court lines are white. Duh.

Also, there are judges.



Stogie,
Celebrating you today for you openly taking care of your lawn, knowing how to deal with scorpions, and eating oreo cookies.

Couldn't think of a third thing I knew, so I made up the oreo cookies thing.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.
teedubbya Offline
#169 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:19 PM EST
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My dad is looking forward to ocean front property
8trackdisco Offline
#170 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:20 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
Guess not...


dkeage.
See deadeyedick post.

You know better than expect a ribbon, a tv special, your own moment- let alone day or month.
8trackdisco Offline
#171 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:22 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Fishing was pretty good yesterday. We finally got the yellowtail to bite! Smaller grade than we're used to seeing... 8-10 lb'ers... but still fun. 6 yellowtail, 5 calico bass is what we kept. Lots of barracuda and smaller bass released.


Don't even get me started.... you know better.
Speyside Offline
#172 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:23 PM EST
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Opel, you fucked up. You already know who the racists here are.

****** Van ****
Speyside Offline
#173 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:24 PM EST
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Yup, Tdub, the auto soup nazi is on the fritz.
8trackdisco Offline
#174 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:33 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Morning... already hot af outside.


Shame shame shame. bgz.

Taking pride in who you are, your heritage without blaming others or segregating people by race. A self made (I apologize for the next hurtful word)....... Man.... (here comes the ban-hammer).

Shine on you crazy crypto carrier! You keep succeeding without tearing others down or trying to separate others.

Guess you need to work on that.

I have you in high regard like Notte for the same help he provided.

Peace, Brother.
8trackdisco Offline
#175 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:45 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
Soccer camp starts today. 3yo has soccer (30mins) at 530, then 45 min break then 7yo has hour long soccer.



Cheno,
Time to celebrate you. As an (alleged) white dude, living on the edge of Chicago, you are probably personally responsible for 98.2% of all Chicago homicides. That and working full time plus is taking several jobs away from others. Work ethic is soooooo 20th century.

We might be able to pull off a smaller, cream colored ribbon- no engraving on it, no day, maybe a 15 minute infomercial on a home shopping network, on a Tuesday morning from 3:00-3:15 AM.

Sorry.
8trackdisco Offline
#176 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:51 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
What I have a problem with is you assuming anyone who objects is racist.

That's just absurd.


Ed Zachary.
8trackdisco Offline
#177 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 7:57 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
No one called you a racist... but you look racist when you get as defensive as you just did over no one calling you racist....


Can I see your paperwork on who makes you the official judge of what Racist is?

I'll give you credit for being a Separatist. You are proving your ability for that.
8trackdisco Offline
#178 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 8:04 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Nah, once we hit a hundred posts I'm gonna switch it to the "no blacks allowed 500"...



Yep. Not racist, decisive or inflammatory.

Shouldn't you be getting high and making pancakes (or id it waffles?) I can only post before and after work.
8trackdisco Offline
#179 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 8:12 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Maybe that’s what made you black out.


................................ racist.
8trackdisco Offline
#180 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 8:19 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I just logged on to specifically blame you for upsetting the ghost of Althea Gibson! Shook like a leaf on a tree over here...



What color, shape, size, background and other lineage and the struggle of today's EQ? How do we celebrate it?

For parts of us who don't have an interest, does that make us Quakist?
8trackdisco Offline
#181 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 8:21 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I just logged on to specifically blame you for upsetting the ghost of Althea Gibson! Shook like a leaf on a tree over here...


Or, maybe it is God telling you it is His job to judge- not yours.
8trackdisco Offline
#182 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 8:26 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I'm an Indianian. No cooties though. Do I get a participation trophy?



Going to have to check in the back. Rumor has it you are a midwesterner (default racist unless you can prove otherwise) works full time, paying your bills. I dunno. Let me look....

(rummaging)

I've found a sash that says Second Runner Up Wisconsin Dairy Queen 1983. A an expired $20 Dairy Queen coupon.

Other than that, its not looking good for you, Sun.
teedubbya Offline
#183 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:08 PM EST
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DQ crunch coat cone. Yum.
frankj1 Offline
#184 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:14 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I'd like to celebrate Frank, for being openly a tripod, watching over Theodore and seeing Life as it is. A combination of tragedy and comedy.

Ribbons, tv specials, your own day/month pending.

oooh, it moved...


and knocked over a vase of flowers.
this won't end well.
CelticBomber Offline
#185 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:15 PM EST
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Could I be celebrated? I always get picked last...Crying
8trackdisco Offline
#186 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:16 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Could I be celebrated? I always get picked last...Crying


STFU Celtic!
tonygraz Offline
#187 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:17 PM EST
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Nothing like a Slush on a hot day.
8trackdisco Offline
#188 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:17 PM EST
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…… being from Philly, you are the biggest racist of all.
teedubbya Offline
#189 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:19 PM EST
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Well at least he’s ugly too!
teedubbya Offline
#190 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:21 PM EST
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I for one am outraged.

I just don’t know about what yet.

But I’m sure I can make something out if nothing and figure it out.
CelticBomber Offline
#191 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:21 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
STFU Celtic!



Finally! The 500 gets funny. Lmao! You made me scare my cat. He's orange... omg. I AM racist.
Cheno Offline
#192 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:25 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Well at least he’s ugly too!


You can be outraged by how ugly Celtic is...
8trackdisco Offline
#193 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:25 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Finally! The 500 gets funny. Lmao! You made me scare my cat. He's orange... omg. I AM racist.


See?!

Pro Orange makes you anti English too.

So much Hate rolled into a pudgy little hairy package.
8trackdisco Offline
#194 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:28 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I for one am outraged.

I just don’t know about what yet.

But I’m sure I can make something out if nothing and figure it out.


Maybe you and Bucky can discuss Covid vaccinations?… that only went on for… forever!

BONUS CONTENT

STFU Again Celtic, you cat licking’ ball of Amber Anger!
8trackdisco Offline
#195 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:30 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
You can be outraged by how ugly Celtic is...


I’d like to call you out for being Devisive. But I think you can all rally around that concept.
CelticBomber Offline
#196 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:34 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Maybe you and Bucky can discuss Covid vaccinations?… that only went on for… forever!

BONUS CONTENT

STFU Again Celtic, you cat licking’ ball of Amber Anger!


I knew you looked familiar. I danced the pole under the name Amber Anger back in '92.
teedubbya Offline
#197 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:36 PM EST
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Cheno that’s a good idea.

I wonder if mRNA can be modified to alleviate even Celtic ugly.
tonygraz Offline
#198 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:41 PM EST
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Myrna was pretty ugly - didn't she get fired for bending the pole.
teedubbya Offline
#199 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:42 PM EST
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Bending the pole would hurt right Frankie boomerang?
tonygraz Offline
#200 Posted: Thu, Jul 8 2021, 9:46 PM EST
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He was lucky to get it back. There's some hungry women there and they'll really make a mess out of you.
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