Just Relax wrote:How did you explain this to the wife and how has she not busted your balls for taking this cigar thing too far?
Who do you think smeared the paint on them?
This was prolly part of their foreplay... you know...
"hey baby, wanna smear my balls with blue and red paint and rub them on some paper?"
"
oh yeah... that's hot! let me get the fingerpaint"
"And then, we can put the paper in a zip-lock baggie"
"oh hank, you say the sexiest things"
"And then... we can pack a box with some cigars..."
"... hang on... what?"
"..I mean, we can go to the bedroom with my blue and red balls..."
(sounds of furiously quick sex being performed so hank can get back to packing a box of cigars)
(cut to image of the kids playing with fingerpaint... picking a strange curly hair out of it)