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CelticBomber Offline
#251 Posted: Mon, Apr 13 2020, 6:06 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
We may as well stop with the jokes since he's been pulling our legs all this time.


Or not. Not talking




Plans within plans within plans.....

I might be triple bluffing you all..... Man I'd love to play poker with you guys! ;-p
Sunoverbeach Offline
#252 Posted: Mon, Apr 13 2020, 6:23 PM EST
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Video herf poker? One ton ante
CelticBomber Offline
#253 Posted: Mon, Apr 13 2020, 6:58 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Video herf poker? One ton ante



Sonofabi.....!
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#254 Posted: Mon, Apr 13 2020, 7:00 PM EST
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"A butt tuba" is spelled the same forwards and backwards.
Palama Offline
#255 Posted: Mon, Apr 13 2020, 7:28 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Sonofabi.....!


There he goes again, acting like he cares.... Boo hoo!
corey sellers Offline
#256 Posted: Mon, Apr 13 2020, 7:43 PM EST
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Lets just cry him a bucket of tears

I love you scheltic
8trackdisco Offline
#257 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 10:52 AM EST
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Who would win in a marathon?
The best runner in the world, running?
(Or)
Me on a 21 speed bicycle?
delta1 Offline
#258 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 11:00 AM EST
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you should easily top 13mph on a 21 speed... not sure if you can sustain that pace for 2 hours...

but you looked fit, if I recall from the first VH, so my money is on you
delta1 Offline
#259 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 11:04 AM EST
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Ann Margret was hot in Bye Bye Birdie
SirKnight Offline
#260 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 11:14 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
"A butt tuba" is spelled the same forwards and backwards.




Hahahahahaha
delta1 Offline
#261 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 1:09 PM EST
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hurts...both ways
frankj1 Offline
#262 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 6:42 PM EST
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SirKnight wrote:
Hahahahahaha

put a "H" at the end and yours will too.
delta1 Offline
#263 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 7:18 PM EST
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wow
SirKnight Offline
#264 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 7:21 PM EST
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Wonder when I’ll get a haircut again. I’m sure there will be a run on the barbershop when it opens back up.
delta1 Offline
#265 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 7:43 PM EST
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gonna hang upside down and have my SIL use his weed whacker on my hair...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#266 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 8:06 PM EST
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Starting to think about making a run for my late 90s record of 3yrs with no haircut
MACS Offline
#267 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 8:33 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Starting to think about making a run for my late 90s record of 3yrs with no haircut


Man... I doubt I ever went that long.
tonygraz Offline
#268 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 10:05 PM EST
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Wanna cover those ears again ?
izonfire Offline
#269 Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2020, 11:45 PM EST
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Haircuts are for humans, not animals...
tonygraz Offline
#270 Posted: Wed, Apr 15 2020, 7:42 AM EST
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Obviously you don't have a poodle.
DrafterX Offline
#271 Posted: Wed, Apr 15 2020, 7:44 AM EST
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screw da poodles... Not talking
Speyside Offline
#272 Posted: Wed, Apr 15 2020, 8:17 AM EST
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Freak.
SirKnight Offline
#273 Posted: Wed, Apr 15 2020, 4:24 PM EST
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Wonder if her ***** tastes as good as she looks
delta1 Offline
#274 Posted: Wed, Apr 15 2020, 5:10 PM EST
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it doesn't, but she believes it does
delta1 Offline
#275 Posted: Wed, Apr 15 2020, 5:10 PM EST
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do people still use transistor radios
Palama Offline
#276 Posted: Wed, Apr 15 2020, 5:50 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
do people still use transistor radios


Can’t remember the last time I used it but I have a Sony AM/FM one somewhere...sure hope I took the battery out. d'oh!
RMAN4443 Offline
#277 Posted: Wed, Apr 15 2020, 10:31 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
gonna hang upside down and have my SIL use his
tally whacker on my hair...

Freaky deakyAnxious
SirKnight Offline
#278 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 11:25 AM EST
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Do pubes turn gray as you get older?
SirKnight Offline
#279 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 11:26 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
it doesn't, but she believes it does


Good one got a hell of a chuckle from that come back!
delta1 Offline
#280 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 1:29 PM EST
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SirKnight wrote:
Do pubes turn gray as you get older?


time will tell
ZRX1200 Offline
#281 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 1:34 PM EST
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You ever rub one off in toilet paper to get broads pregnant?
SirKnight Offline
#282 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 2:20 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
You ever rub one off in toilet paper to get broads pregnant?



No, cheap toilet paper makes it too noticeable.
SirKnight Offline
#283 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 2:25 PM EST
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Maybe I should rub my schlong on her coffee cup?
delta1 Offline
#284 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 2:43 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
You ever rub one off in toilet paper to get broads pregnant?



that is devious...sick.........but devious
tonygraz Offline
#285 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 2:51 PM EST
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Great - another run on toilet paper coming.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#286 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 3:28 PM EST
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Isn't that where the runs usually go?
Dg west deptford Offline
#287 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 4:29 PM EST
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Like a bat outta hell
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#288 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 4:51 PM EST
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What motorcycle should I buy, or is 6 too many?
8trackdisco Offline
#289 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 5:21 PM EST
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If peanuts and cashews are best enjoyed with beer or soda, milk is best with chocolate, and nothing is really good with raisins..... What do you drink with trail mix?
8trackdisco Offline
#290 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 5:22 PM EST
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ducati996 wrote:
What motorcycle should I buy, or is 6 too many?


You conservatives have too much money. Gonz
MACS Offline
#291 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 5:52 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
You conservatives have too much money. Gonz


Erroneous. If I could afford a Grady White Fisherman 236 I'd have just enough... but I can't, so I don't have too much. Shame on you
delta1 Offline
#292 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 8:42 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
If peanuts and cashews are best enjoyed with beer or soda, milk is best with chocolate, and nothing is really good with raisins..... What do you drink with trail mix?


water refreshes the best while hiking...
CelticBomber Offline
#293 Posted: Thu, Apr 16 2020, 10:29 PM EST
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SirKnight wrote:
Do pubes turn gray as you get older?



Who has pubes anymore? Manscaping is your friend!
RMAN4443 Offline
#294 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 12:20 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
If peanuts and cashews are best enjoyed with beer or soda, milk is best with chocolate, and nothing is really good with raisins..... What do you drink with trail mix?

Gravy....beef gravy....Anxious
8trackdisco Offline
#295 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 6:22 AM EST
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How do I get six feet away from myself?
delta1 Offline
#296 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 12:46 PM EST
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ask Solomon...smart guy
RMAN4443 Offline
#297 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 2:04 PM EST
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick your friend's nose...Anxious
Sunoverbeach Offline
#298 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 4:28 PM EST
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Same is true of butts
SirKnight Offline
#299 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 4:33 PM EST
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Unless you are looking for some dingleberries.
SirKnight Offline
#300 Posted: Fri, Apr 17 2020, 4:36 PM EST
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Why do some turds sink and others float?
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