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Took Tank to the dog park close to the base... no other doggo's in there, but he walked around smelling and leaving his calling card everywhere for 30 minutes, then he dropped a deuce for good measure.

On a side note. The cat has knocked off all of the low hanging Christmas tree ornaments. I enjoy his curiosity and stuff but acting like a boxer to knock of the tree ornaments? Guess I shouldn't have put ornaments on the lower branches.

Then again, he's going after the"low hanging fruit." So far he hasn't climbed the tree yet.

Screw the cat....

Happy Saturday folks. Out for the forced march. A perfect day to take the '65 out for a romp around the mountain. I see a cigar on the sunny patio in my future.

Happy Saturday fellas

Can easily picture Bucky 1/4 irritated and 3/4 entertained. Fun on a budget.

I appreciate the offer. I'd rather keep the cat alive. He probably wouldn't like being in the presence of a strange dog but I suspect, over time, they would get along. I inherited him from a family that had a dog and they got along together so he's not a stranger of other species.


He is pretty entertaining. Part of me thinks he's got a hidden stash of catnip or some other mind altering substances hidden somewhere.

Uneventful day planned. Do some domestic duties like laundry and stuff. Decide what to cook and prolly watch Army vs Navy on TV. They are playing in Foxboro at 3:00 my time.

Coffeed up, dog walked, trip to Walmart for dog food (chicken livers, sweet taters, peas n carrots, brown rice). Yogurt and walnuts for breakfast, got some chicken tenders for the air fryer later.

Sounds like a dish I'd like to try...

This Morning I'm baking Adult Cookies to re-supply our Nightly treats before bed time.. I bought a butter machine about a year ago and going to try my hand at making Tincture.. with 190 Proof Everclear and weed clippings...

I'm not on a best behavior here... I just ruined our Mayors Christmas by delivering him two ethics violations of Open Court Claims for failure to pay outstanding debts and explained to him and council he needs to contact these agency's and get these matters cleared up.. one is 19 years old (still outstanding) and he confirmed he was aware of these debts on recorded video, then turned to the clerk to get with the city attorney and see if he could sue me? I'm going to file a FOIA in a couple weeks for the Attorney Fee's charged to the city for services (I already did one previously dating back to 2012 to current Lawyer fee's billed) phone record charges etc. whereas this is a personal matter so if the Mayor would like to file a lawsuit against me, he should hire a private lawyer!!! the citizens of this community should not bear the burden of his negligence to clear up his financial irresponsibility's which also has opened the tax payers eye's to a man who has authority over our tax dollars... It's all going to wash out in the end!!! .

Got accused of child labor law violations last night because I hired two 13-yeayr old neighborhood boys (with their parents' permission) to carry bags of mulch around my yard and help me rake it into place for about 3-4 hours

I pay them $15/hour with a 15 minute mandatory paid break every hour.

If I hired them to baby sit, do you think that's OK? How about to mow my lawn?

Don't think I did anything wrong.

The problem is solved if you have the kids deported. Jus’ sayin’.

Not sure WTF this world is coming to... but I don't like it.

GO NAVY

For the last three months, have been on a one drink per day limit. On average, have been having a drink on Friday, then one on either Saturday or Sunday, but never both. Dry the rest of the week. Drink defined by 1.5 ounces of booze, 5 ounces of wine, or 12 ounces of beer. Rarely drink beer as it bloats be and I get too buzzed too quickly.

Just looked at my discharge orders- I can have one or two drinks a day.

So today, during the Army Navy game, I am going to treat myself to a whole 16 ounce beer (1.3 drinks).

Am sharing that info with you now as a proactive measure of apologizing now, so I don’t have to do it later.

Estimated bedtime tonight- 6:30.

I gotta go with Navy... I was AF all my life and never could figure out how the Army Grunts could jump out of a perfectly running Transport Aircraft!!!

Navy is in shallow water. One sided is an understatement.

Sounds wrong to me in many ways. Give me a franking break. Who is making the accusations? Maybe Frank and Drafter can make some calls to resolve the situation. I'd do it without pay other than a few bottles of water and friendly shooting the $hit.

Laundry done, food shopping done. Went to a fiends house to help them hang some Christmas lights and shoot the $hit (maybe I should sue them for violating elder labor laws).

Just sitting down to tune into the Army vs Navy game. Army 10, Navy 0 at the half.

As far as I can tell Jasper, the cat, did not frank with the tree today. Never know, I might find some random ornament in the bed or a shoe or sumptin'. All the pets I've had my life are/were pretty smart... or I'm pretty stupid. It's a coin flip that I wouldn't bet on.

we would enjoy to.

I didn't think of that. Good tip.

Maybe I teach him Morse Code with the spray bottle. Start with SOS = three short squirts, three long squirts, three short squirts.

Then again he might not like that and slash my throat while sleeping.

I'd do it if I could sing Oompa Loompa songs.

The Gene Wilder version or the Johnny Depp version. I haven't seen the most recent version so I don't have an opinion. With that said both of the previous versions are ones to watch if you haven't watched them before

Modern problems require modern solutions:

Give the homeless counterfeit money.

They'll go to prison and no longer be homeless.

I'm eliminating myself

I see him!