dstieger
10 years ago
WTF?

It smells like a fn french whorehouse here....nauseating...why the fluck do these 'women' feel the need to bathe in cheapazz perfume...wait...not just the women...not to be outdone, some of the men are as bad....only thing I can guess is they are trying to cover up even worse smells...

anyone work in a 'scent-free' workplace? sounds idyllic
NoisyTutor
10 years ago
WE have an ESD room here where static electricity, temp, humidity, uv light, and air is filtered and regulated. Most of the guys that work in that room could probably use some smell good though.
DrMaddVibe
10 years ago
Just go on a coughing jag whenever you are near them.

Really whoop it up too...grab a garbage can and start retching into it...if you can puke...do it.

Do THAT for a week and maybe your boss will take pity and send out a memo.
dstieger
10 years ago
Today is probably a good day to launch into the nearest, worst offender. I lit into her an hour ago for holding a loud speaker-phone enabled conference call with two others at her desk behind me. I've already established that I'm a ****** today, so probably should just let her know that not only is she an inconsiderate loud-mouth, but that she's polluting the atmosphere as well.

Simply gagging, holding your nose, or even making general comments rarely works; idiots like this rarely see fd up behavior in themselves until you confront them directly
MACS
10 years ago
Count your blessings... a jail smells like feet and ass 24/7, but after a while you get nose blind to it.
KingoftheCove
10 years ago

Count your blessings... a jail smells like feet and ass 24/7, but after a while you get nose blind to it.

MACS wrote:


You're gonna make ZRX jealous...
dstieger
10 years ago
While there's certainly nothing pleasant about smelling feet and ass, I suspect it'd be preferable to the nostril-searing stench this gal bathed in this morning. I've always had a strong aversion to just about any perfume. I recognize that I'm far from the norm....that most people must appreciate perfume or cologne a lot more than I do or it wouldn't be a $40B market. OTOH, I am much more immune to natural smells that many dislike....paper mills, manure, skunk, etc...none bother me like cheap perfume does....I suppose there's a couple exceptions.....rotting human flesh is one of the few things I can think of that's worse than this office today
victor809
10 years ago
I must not have a very good sense of smell, because I just can't be brought to care that much.

Always seemed odd to me that people would care enough to lobby for scent free workplaces and whatnot.
But then again, what sense of smell I had has been burnt off by the constant scent of urine and sh#t on my daily walk to the car.
SMOKEYOU
10 years ago
It depends on what scent and how much scent you need to spritzle In my environment. If I'm eating and any scent overpowers my eating experience. I will be a complete assshole!
ShanaC@CigarBid
10 years ago

I worked with a woman, several years back, the strong perfumes would trigger her asthma and she would go into coughing fits and had a hard time catching her breath. The perfume wearers that sat around her were politely told to tune it down. Eventually, her seat had to get moved. Sometimes it can be a bit much.
DrafterX
10 years ago
she was banned..?? 😕
teedubbya
10 years ago
Peeps on a cigar forum complaining about smells
dstieger
10 years ago
hmmmm...gives me an idea....tomorrow I'm bringing my half-full Bobkin from the car and setting it on my desk....maybe every 20 min or so, blow a few ashes over the top of the cube divider
Stinkdyr
10 years ago

hmmmm...gives me an idea....tomorrow I'm bringing my half-full Bobkin from the car and setting it on my desk....maybe every 20 min or so, blow a few ashes over the top of the cube divider

dstieger wrote:



I like it. Fight fire with fire.
Or you can fart a lot.

🇨🇮
ShanaC@CigarBid
10 years ago

she was banned..?? 😕

DrafterX wrote:



To you, yes she was cause everyone is banned to you......[ram27bat]
jjanecka
10 years ago
I generally like good smells but I'm allergic to most scent rods.

Suprizingly the smell of Skoal and grizzly tobacco makes me want to vomit but Copenhagen is just fine with me.
victor809
10 years ago

I generally like good smells but I'm allergic to most scent rods.

Suprizingly the smell of Skoal and grizzly tobacco makes me want to vomit but Copenhagen is just fine with me.

jjanecka wrote:



Z was chewing Skoal when he took you camping, eh?
Mrs.Tank
10 years ago
Pull out a gas mask when u are around her. Or pick up febreeze. Odor neutralizing
Gene363
10 years ago
I feel for you and it's not just women, some guys take a bath in after shave, nauseating.
8trackdisco
10 years ago

While there's certainly nothing pleasant about smelling feet and ass, I suspect it'd be preferable to the nostril-searing stench this gal bathed in this morning. I've always had a strong aversion to just about any perfume. I recognize that I'm far from the norm....that most people must appreciate perfume or cologne a lot more than I do or it wouldn't be a $40B market. OTOH, I am much more immune to natural smells that many dislike....paper mills, manure, skunk, etc...none bother me like cheap perfume does....I suppose there's a couple exceptions.....rotting human flesh is one of the few things I can think of that's worse than this office today

dstieger wrote:



We have people that put up signs in their cubes that say 'Your perfume, my poison"

We have less of a problem in our office because the VP of HR is allergic to perfume.
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