The word, "incorrectly" is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.

The first computer was an Apple in the Garden of Eden but it had limited memory. After one byte, everything crashed.

(computer geek joke)

I think she is going to take me up on it.

I could really see myself doing that.

Prolly shouldn't have taken a nap while the brownies were cooking.

She kept running way from the ball.

Told my daughter and she said "Who Ray?"

I said, it's too early to celebrate.

Maybe the carrier as a tour guide wasn't the right choice.

I can't get a straight answer.

Dust off your old material...

I'd wear my sister's girdle but I haven't got the guts

(by the way, pineapple should not be allowed on any pizza)

Hibernation.

Because they're so good at it.

I blurted out "No Way"

I had to take the bike away from my dog.

(then Drafter kicked my dog)

Then I went to Sunday School and found out prayer doesn't work that way.

So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.