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Matties Next X Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:18 AM EST
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Good afternoon everyone. I feel like some of you have gotten to know me, so I felt I should speak. Yes, I got Mattie's permission first.


So, HEY!!!

Hope all are well, and we can talk soon.


dunkaroos Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:20 AM EST
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You'll never take us alive!
ddandb Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:21 AM EST
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Are you the one that won't let Mattie smoke anymore?
Mattie B Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:22 AM EST
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OMG! She just sent me a text saying she did this.
I didn't believe her.


Don't hurt her to bad boys.

But I did tell her she had better have thick skin.
Lowman Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:22 AM EST
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NO SMOKES FOR YOU!!!
andytv Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:23 AM EST
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Finally!


We will get the facts on health risks associated with cigars!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:24 AM EST
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RE #4-

What I can't believe is that one of us azzhats hadn't already thought of registering that alias just to screw with you.
JHC Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:27 AM EST
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Do not look directly into her eyes.
andytv Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:27 AM EST
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#7.......how do you know that's not the case?
00camper Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:30 AM EST
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You know, Missus N, I've been thinking. Everything people do is ultimately risky or bad for them. Eating, drinking, smoking, making babies, raising kids, driving cars, wearing clothes, living where tornadoes, earthquakes or hurricanes occur...you get the picture.

So, why not live a little? You're gonna die someday anyway.
daveincincy Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:31 AM EST
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hold on....





























my "bat chit crazy radar" just pegged.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:31 AM EST
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^
Good point.

You're here right now. I'm here, MACS was here as was 8Track. That covers the first line of suspects for doing something like that.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:31 AM EST
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#12 was for #9
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:34 AM EST
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I'm hoping to die smoking a cigar... while "in the saddle" of course..
LadyHay Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:35 AM EST
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Welcome.

teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:38 AM EST
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I heard vaginal sex can lead to cancer unless you get one of those immunizaitons that can lead to all kinds of other health issues

it would be easier if everyone just quit having sex
teedubbya Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:38 AM EST
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oh


and welcome :)
RandyB Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:39 AM EST
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Welcome, you are a cutie but as it has been said, you will never take us alive.

We have just been funning with Mattie, don't take all this personally. ;)
Mattie B Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:41 AM EST
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Seriuosly guys, it is her. You have my word on it.


She had to step out the office for a bit, but is looking forward to checking the boards. hahahaha


I can't wait to see what she has to say to camp.



Keep in mind....She's a LADY! You can be stern, but refrain from being ugly PLEASE. (8track, I know that is impossible for you)
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:43 AM EST
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I hope the whole vaginal sex thing wasn't ugly.... I find it quite beautiful
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:44 AM EST
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^ you should be more concerned about anal sex..
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:45 AM EST
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RE #19

Are we still allowed to yell "KUSAI" around you whenever you light up a cigar?


If she ever lets you ever light up a... *errrr* you ever decide, yeah, that's it, you ever decide to light up a cigar?
daveincincy Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:45 AM EST
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^#18
don't take it personally? I'm not even taking this seriously...seriously...I'm not. :) I think Mattie's thinking a little too much with his little Nazi helmet. LOL
teedubbya Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:45 AM EST
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I have OCD issues but I'm not that particular about sex
teedubbya Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:46 AM EST
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I'm glad there are no agendas and Mattie is finally just thinking through things for himself.
teedubbya Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:46 AM EST
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24 was for 21
dunkaroos Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:46 AM EST
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Well Mattie,

While your lungs, mouth and throat may live for a while longer, it appears your balls have officially met their demise. At least they are being held by a hot captor.
RandyB Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:48 AM EST
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#23 I agree completely, not enough blood flow to the brain.
teedubbya Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:49 AM EST
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I wonder if he has disclosed to her that he is bisexual yet and if she has any literature that will convince him to quit having unprotected sex with men?
daveincincy Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:50 AM EST
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Dunk, she only has one of his balls.






















She'll get the other one when it drops. LOL



































Is this gonna be the new 500 post?
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:50 AM EST
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^ you just want the literature, don't you?
pacman357 Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:50 AM EST
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AAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Invasion of the gonad snatchers. ah OOOOOOOO gah! ah OOOOOOOO gah! Red Alert! Red Alert! Red Alert! Red Alert!





#8 Don't forget your earplugs, either. I'm sure you're aware the sound of her voice will cause you paralysis, a precipitous drop in testosterone and you'll just lose the will to smoke cigars!



BTW, I forget...what's the difference between a sucubus and an incubus?
teedubbya Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:51 AM EST
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about tree fiddy?
dunkaroos Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:53 AM EST
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son of a bitch ^ I couldn't type fast enough
daveincincy Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 9:53 AM EST
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#32 (you gotta start numbering who you're replying to cuz this threads gonna move fast)

One causes a man to make bad choices. The other, well, plays pretty good music I think.
daveincincy Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:00 AM EST
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19. Author: Mattie B Date: 04/23/2008 02:41 PM Reply
Seriuosly guys, it is her. You have my word on it.


She had to step out the office for a bit, but is looking forward to checking the boards. hahahaha
===================================================


Smoke break?? Hmmmm.
DrafterX Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:02 AM EST
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^ maybe she saw somewone smoking and went to save them..
ScottHar Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:08 AM EST
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This is AWESOME! In #1, we learn that the lovely Tobacco Nazi "got Mattie's permission" -- and in #4 we learn she actually just texted Mattie INFORMING him she did this.

The relationship is everything we hoped for! (I wonder if I could work this angle: I'll get "permission" from my wife for something, then just text her after the fact...)

At any rate: Welcome, Tobacco Nazi! (Let me guess: leather short-shorts, a riding crop, knee-high boots, etc.?)

ScottHar
RandyB Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:10 AM EST
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^ I hope so, and hope Steve allows the picture, hahahaha
daveincincy Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:31 AM EST
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Warning:
Nazi boobs prevent smoking.
Charlie Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:35 AM EST
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LOL, hello Eva Braun, welcome to the board.

You need to try a White Owl Pineapple, that might be a flavor you would enjoy.

See ya around.

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:36 AM EST
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Whoops excuse me, Ms Tobacco Nazi, I called you Smoke Nazi by mistake.



My bad




I am from Mississippi and went to USM as well....




Charlie
big chief Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:36 AM EST
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(Chief in much joy) Oh! Oh! Oh!
This will be heap good!
Beautiful squaw gonna make most of the hard noses start wagging tails--you wait!
ddandb Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:40 AM EST
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Where'd she go?


Come back and pot.
BLISTER Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:44 AM EST
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^^^^^^^^^^
She's giving Mattie his balls back temporarily
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:44 AM EST
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i couldn't follow this thread, but it is wednesday
dunkaroos Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:45 AM EST
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^ She's a tobacco nazi not a weed nazi
dunkaroos Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:45 AM EST
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47 for 44
Country Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:46 AM EST
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TobaccoNazi, welcome. I'm fine, thank you for asking. Sounds like you are at the least a fun girl for having set up the account and joining the conversation. I'm thankful to since Matti won't say a word on the issue.

Wondering what the unltimate end result by not smoking cigars and living healthy is leading too. And if smoking cigars is any different in the long run than the #3 I just ordered at Burger King (not supersized of course).

Country
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#50 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:48 AM EST
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