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CROS Offline
#201 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 5:16 AM EST
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I heard Coach purses cause breast cancer.
Matties Next X Offline
#202 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 5:20 AM EST
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good thing i don't have a Coach purse then!!! :)
CROS Offline
#203 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 5:21 AM EST
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That comment was actually for Andytv.

Actually I assumed that Mattie would be carrying one to hold all your things in.
CROS Offline
#204 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 5:23 AM EST
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If you don't have a Coach purse, do you think you could talk your orginization into putting out a bulletin saying they cause breast cancer and e-mail it to my girlfriend.
Matties Next X Offline
#205 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 5:28 AM EST
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lol...on the gf... well..i will have to do some research and see of there is some correlation between that purse and breast cancer. i will see what i can do for ya :)
N8NOE Offline
#206 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 5:29 AM EST
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Hay Y'all!
maddman Offline
#207 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 5:56 AM EST
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You know that you would resemble a Nazi if you had a long scar on your face and wore a monile, but don't rush out and have these things done too quickly!
MACS Offline
#208 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 6:17 AM EST
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"one i coordinate our state's efforts to reduce and prevent underage drinking" - TN

OMG!!! She's a booze nazi too! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Matties Next X Offline
#209 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 6:23 AM EST
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focus...i said..UNDERAGE!!!! how old are u!!??!!
Matties Next X Offline
#210 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 6:24 AM EST
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:)
CROS Offline
#211 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 6:24 AM EST
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All me best drinking was done when I was underage.
jackconrad Offline
#212 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 6:24 AM EST
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Well, he thinks like one ! LOL!
teedubbya Offline
#213 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 6:25 AM EST
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I drank when I was underaged and thourougly enjoyed it
teedubbya Offline
#214 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 6:25 AM EST
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except for the vomit part

vomit is not fun no matter what anyone says
CROS Offline
#215 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 6:26 AM EST
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vomiting makes room for more drinking.
teedubbya Offline
#216 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 6:27 AM EST
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been there, done that

thats why I always smoked sativa prior to drinking and indica after
rastusmcnair Offline
#217 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2008, 7:51 AM EST
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#211
Sounds like either Popeye or a lost Pirate.


AAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Baron Porthos Offline
#218 Posted: Sat, Apr 26 2008, 3:25 AM EST
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#114 says it all.

Reminds me of a saying:
"If you have to tell people maybe you are doing it wrong"
teedubbya Offline
#219 Posted: Sat, Apr 26 2008, 6:48 AM EST
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I agree wqith Baron Von Porterhouse
HockeyDad Offline
#220 Posted: Sat, Apr 26 2008, 6:50 AM EST
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I still approve of Tobacco Nazi's decision for Mattie B.
jackconrad Offline
#221 Posted: Sat, Apr 26 2008, 7:14 AM EST
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
(" V (") This is MRS Ghost Bunny .n She not as special as me...
big chief Offline
#222 Posted: Sat, Apr 26 2008, 10:47 AM EST
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Gotta love cleavage in Mrs Ghost Bunny!
donutboy2000 Offline
#223 Posted: Sat, Apr 26 2008, 10:51 AM EST
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chief

I think that you are aiming a little too high.
jjohnson28 Offline
#224 Posted: Sat, Apr 26 2008, 10:53 AM EST
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Is that cleavage or crotch?

DOH!

LOL!
jjohnson28 Offline
#225 Posted: Sat, Apr 26 2008, 10:55 AM EST
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donutboy2000 think like JJ = bad news...LOL
pacman357 Offline
#226 Posted: Sun, Apr 27 2008, 5:23 AM EST
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#208 Ack! Whaddya wanna bet she's petitioned to get speed bumps installed in her neighborhooh, too?
bluefox3681 Offline
#227 Posted: Mon, Apr 28 2008, 10:33 AM EST
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Smoke Nazi - I have a question for you. What about all of the positive health benefits of smoking cigars?

"Beneficial Effects of Nicotine" (Jarvik, British Journal of Addiction, 1991) that summarizes the many positive aspects of this wonder drug. "When chronically taken," it says here, "nicotine may result in: (1) positive reinforcement [it makes you feel good], (2) negative reinforcement [it may keep you from feeling bad], (3) reduction of body weight [by reducing appetite and increasing metabolic rate], (4) enhancement of performance, and protection against: (5) Parkinson's disease, (6) Tourette's disease [tics], (7) Alzheimer's disease, (8) ulcerative colitis and (9) sleep apnea. The reliability of these effects varies greatly but justifies the search for more therapeutic applications for this interesting compound."

-Blue
dstieger Offline
#228 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 10:35 AM EST
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So does this one.....
teedubbya Offline
#229 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 10:49 AM EST
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CROS wrote:
I heard Coach purses cause breast cancer.



Maybe CROS had one of those purses?
teedubbya Offline
#230 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 10:50 AM EST
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CROS wrote:
vomiting makes room for more drinking.



Drafter... a potential clue? a raging clue?
bgz Offline
#231 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 1:00 PM EST
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So how many next ex's has Mattie been through since this one?
Mattie B Offline
#232 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 3:14 PM EST
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Only one lady.

We are married now. We have been for almost 7 years now.

She treats me like a Prince!!!

The guys at the herfs have gotten to meet her. She typically makes an appearance and brings bread pudding( per Mikey's request).
bgz Offline
#233 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 3:18 PM EST
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In that case, congrats!
qmech Offline
#234 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 5:37 PM EST
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She sounds like a jem.
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