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daveincincy Offline
#51 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:49 AM EST
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#49, Country, the difference I see right now is that #3 will be converted into a #2, and then you can post about that. LOL
Torpedo1 Offline
#52 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:53 AM EST
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Mattie is dancing the nut cracker suite. She's got him now. Monitoring his posts and stuff, changing the locks on his coolerdor. He is fading away into land, where Ligero and corojo don't exist...

teedubbya Offline
#53 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:57 AM EST
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yup. he not only opened the door to the man cave, he begged her to come in (only after succombing to her every whim)

what a maroon
teedubbya Offline
#54 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 10:57 AM EST
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my the way.... I want the top secret info that has scared the y chromosome out of mattie
Torpedo1 Offline
#55 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:01 AM EST
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^ long painted fingernails digging into his manhood. Aka tomahawk to the nuts.
Charlie Offline
#56 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:07 AM EST
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#54.

It's called a bush and boobies....

Charlie
big chief Offline
#57 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:07 AM EST
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Moran
Matties Next X Offline
#58 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:08 AM EST
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Hey Guys!!! (and any Ladies)

I had to get some "work" done for a while...was out and about spreading the good word about what I do (which you all know).

I feel like I know you guys already thru Mattie and all the great threads i have read from you guys....some about me :) u have kept me ROLLING...with laughter of course!

I am open for questions...comments....snide remarks :) but I respect where I am...so please understand if i choose to not answer some questions.

Thank you all for the picture comments 2!!! U guys are sweet :)

Holla Holla :)

engletl Offline
#59 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:09 AM EST
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Ms Nazi...

Mattie says you gave him insight

















Sure wish my wife would give me insight more often
Torpedo1 Offline
#60 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:11 AM EST
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she is trying to play nice... Carefull, it's a trap.
Matties Next X Offline
#61 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:12 AM EST
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Awww now...give me a chance...i am nice...that's how i roll :)
RandyB Offline
#62 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:12 AM EST
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HAHA Todd
Torpedo1 Offline
#63 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:12 AM EST
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sly fox...
Matties Next X Offline
#64 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:15 AM EST
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:)
RandyB Offline
#65 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:16 AM EST
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Was the insight you told Mattie the fact that you was cutting him off unless he laid the cigars down? Tell the truth.
Country Offline
#66 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:17 AM EST
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Ms. Nazi, #49
dunkaroos Offline
#67 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:17 AM EST
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Where you also the third shooter in the grassy knoll?
daveincincy Offline
#68 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:18 AM EST
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The *burning* question....

What information, that's not already available, has Mattie been told that would make him want to change his ways? Inquiring minds want to know...something new.
big chief Offline
#69 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:18 AM EST
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Pretty Nazi, mebbe post link to anti-self-destruction group?
Give literate ones here chance to cipher things.
Your Faithful Serpent,
Big Chief
big chief Offline
#70 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:18 AM EST
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^Servant
Matties Next X Offline
#71 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:19 AM EST
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Now what kind of person would i be if i had one of those topics do with the other...they are seperate issues.
daveincincy Offline
#72 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:21 AM EST
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You were speaking to who??
















Holla holla!?!? (huh) lol
Grey Offline
#73 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:22 AM EST
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I'd almost bet a 5er that Mattie even buys tampons for her.
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After almost 14 years together with my (now) wife, there are some things I still refuse to do.
RandyB Offline
#74 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:22 AM EST
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You are a woman, everything has to do with that topic lol
Matties Next X Offline
#75 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:22 AM EST
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no where near the grassy knoll

and

#71 was to #65
Matties Next X Offline
#76 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:24 AM EST
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#73 now if he did...that would just be super sweet...but I would never ask him to do that. LOL
rastusmcnair Offline
#77 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:25 AM EST
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You know I have to give this Lady credit for entering "the belly of the beast" here.

Kind of like going to a NOW convention and cracking jokes about women who don't listen.
Torpedo1 Offline
#78 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:26 AM EST
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oh boy, tampons and grassy knolls. This is going in the wrong direction...

Let's keep this on track...

Sly fox, what is your motive???
daveincincy Offline
#79 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:26 AM EST
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There's a question back on #68. K, thanx.
RandyB Offline
#80 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:27 AM EST
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Yup I give her props for that, but of course we know she has stones, they mught be Matties but they are stones none the less.
Matties Next X Offline
#81 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:29 AM EST
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#68...I didn't make him quit...and he hasn't quit. Mattie made his own choices in this matter...other than that...i can not speak for him.

As far as new information...i would need to know what you considered "old information" first. Then, I would have to say...information can't make anyone quit. It can help someone that is looking for reasons or the motivation to quit. And out of respect for this site, Im really not confortable getting deep into "facts" unless someone is really serious about quitting.

Otherwise..i like to have a good time and have a great sense of humor (i think) and hope to with u guys.
Torpedo1 Offline
#82 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:30 AM EST
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I am not giving her an inch. She is SLY FOX, and she is sucking some of you in already!!!!
pgje51 Offline
#83 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:30 AM EST
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This is bring out the softer side of this board.










While that's OK,


















I'm going over to find some...


























HUMPAGE.

Matties Next X Offline
#84 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:31 AM EST
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Awww...thanks for the props!! :)
Grey Offline
#85 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:33 AM EST
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lol post #81 makes me feel like we're her research project now! I can see a whole thesis being written.
Torpedo1 Offline
#86 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:33 AM EST
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Softer side!!!! If we start talking about feelings, and what makes us Sad, I will personally fly all over the US to each of your houses, and slap you senseless.
RandyB Offline
#87 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:35 AM EST
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I like pretty blondes, that is why I married one, but she is a smoker ;)


I like you too, except the anti smoking thing. ;)~


? How did George Burns live to a 100 since he smoked cigars all his life?
Matties Next X Offline
#88 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:35 AM EST
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LOL..u guys crack me UP!!! great idea tho on the thesis idea! thanks!
pacman357 Offline
#89 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:35 AM EST
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#73 No, but he HAS started buying them for himself.
daveincincy Offline
#90 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:41 AM EST
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I'm sorry. Mattie gave us the impression that he is cutting back (a lot apparently..if not all together but doesn't want to say) due to some information you provided. Maybe I (we) misunderstood. I mean, is there really anything new out there we haven't already heard?


http://thetravisty.com/Family_Guy/wmv/Smoke!.htm
big chief Offline
#91 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:41 AM EST
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88, TN,
Wait till they start to fight
fishinguitarman Offline
#92 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:45 AM EST
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Is This Mattie or Jeff......

This is a farce!
Matties Next X Offline
#93 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:45 AM EST
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#87 According to George Burns death certificate he died of of cardio respiratory arrest, congestive heart failure and coronary artery disease. ALL three of these worsen with the use of tobacco. However, i will say that tobacco affects everyone differently. It is a game of chance. Kuddos to him tho for living so long...its just the quality of life that was affected the quantity of years.
engletl Offline
#94 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:46 AM EST
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Oh c'mon FGM

Ms Nazi might be able to give all of us some insight
Mattie B Offline
#95 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:50 AM EST
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I knew she could hold her own.

Thats my girl!!!
fishinguitarman Offline
#96 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:50 AM EST
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I ain't buyin' this for a second.....
Mattie B Offline
#97 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:51 AM EST
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RAY-

I swear it is her. Come by sometime and you can meet her.
big chief Offline
#98 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:51 AM EST
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But fun in meantime.
Heck, look at Chief--everrybody seems to think I'm Andy.
teedubbya Offline
#99 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:52 AM EST
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Mattie is an expert on holding his own
Torpedo1 Offline
#100 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2008, 11:53 AM EST
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