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ScottHar Offline
#351 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 2:56 PM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
Oomph. What a weekend...
Family's driving me crazy.
Need. Beer. And. Cigars.
8trackdisco Offline
#352 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 4:15 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,076
From the Great White North
Ate too much banana bread
Need cheese curds now, stat!
jackconrad Offline
#353 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 6:40 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Bad news

good news

Poetry & Haikus

ScottHar Offline
#354 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 6:51 PM EST
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Posts: 9,844
The family's asleep.
No time for beer and cigars...
(Vodka is quicker.)
lluvia Offline
#355 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 7:17 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
hey jack that's a rap
have to say I likey Guerka
from my friend Mikey
pabloescabar Offline
#356 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 7:21 PM EST
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Posts: 30,183
Liquor Up Front - Poker In The Rear
edsbar60 Offline
#357 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 7:33 PM EST
Joined: 12-12-2005
Posts: 9,435
It's late as I attempt to post
This cigar is better than most
My sister gave me a DVD of Chico and the Man
lluvia Offline
#358 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 7:38 PM EST
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Posts: 39,062
^LOL good stuff
now it's your fault I am up
so late and buzzed, crap
edsbar60 Offline
#359 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 8:11 PM EST
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Posts: 9,435
I'm still awake
Early to work I must go
Sister has to crap
lluvia Offline
#360 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 8:13 PM EST
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Posts: 39,062
nope already did
so you don't have to worry
I am hungry now
pabloescabar Offline
#361 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 8:22 PM EST
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Posts: 30,183
have to find pablo
I hear he has onions
they are said to be the bestest
lluvia Offline
#362 Posted: Sun, Jan 25 2009, 8:29 PM EST
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Posts: 39,062
yum
tbrochin Offline
#363 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2009, 12:20 PM EST
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Posts: 8,164
Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
Is a long damn word.
jackconrad Offline
#364 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2009, 12:32 PM EST
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Posts: 67,461
IGOR

EYEGORE

ALGORE
davey Offline
#365 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2009, 12:34 PM EST
Joined: 03-18-2005
Posts: 3,352
"Sentimental Posts"
"Queries" are for blokes who can't
help but cant write them down
MACS Offline
#366 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2009, 12:58 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,779
8track is stressing
Thinks he may kick off early
He is such a ****
8trackdisco Offline
#367 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2009, 1:47 PM EST
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Posts: 60,076
People at work are scared.
Appearing calm is unnerving.
Management concerned.
ScottHar Offline
#368 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2009, 2:11 PM EST
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Posts: 9,844
Here's three syllables
Here's seven: blah, blah, blah, blah.
My heart's not in this.

ScottHar
nine999 Offline
#369 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2009, 2:18 PM EST
Joined: 07-27-2005
Posts: 14,622
one, two, three, four, five

one, two, three, four, five, six plus!

one, two, three, four, five
8trackdisco Offline
#370 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2009, 2:35 PM EST
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Posts: 60,076
Decided to add some syllabul sto unnerve you guys.
jackconrad Offline
#371 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2009, 2:36 PM EST
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8 track

Dying soon at a theater near you !

He says
lou2row Offline
#372 Posted: Tue, Feb 3 2009, 5:57 PM EST
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Posts: 9,995
8 track disco
attacked by bear, 5 AM
I want the fiver
ScottHar Offline
#373 Posted: Tue, Aug 25 2009, 11:27 AM EST
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Posts: 9,844
Turned leaves hint at Fall's
Approach... But the better sign?
Fantasy Football!
[email protected] Offline
#374 Posted: Tue, Aug 25 2009, 12:28 PM EST
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Posts: 9,719
Up yours,
Up theirs,
Reach around and grab her pears !!
teedubbya Offline
#375 Posted: Tue, Aug 25 2009, 12:50 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Deranged psychotic
In the bushes with a knife
Hey! That's your mother!
andytv Offline
#376 Posted: Tue, Aug 25 2009, 4:37 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
Water park today
Hundreds of half naked chicks.
My balls are swollen
ScottHar Offline
#377 Posted: Fri, Sep 18 2009, 6:19 PM EST
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Posts: 9,844
Football season's here!
Eat lots of pork, drink beer, fart--
And the house is MINE!

ScottHar
MACS Offline
#378 Posted: Fri, Sep 18 2009, 6:22 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,779
Saturday is here
college football all day long
USC will win
big chief Offline
#379 Posted: Fri, Sep 18 2009, 6:35 PM EST
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Posts: 10,378
many squaws walk this planet
and
with swollen bellies proclaim
'Big Chief was here'
jackconrad Offline
#380 Posted: Fri, Sep 18 2009, 8:16 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Many Minds

Many Fantasies

Many Realities

Many Dissapointmnts
8trackdisco Offline
#381 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2009, 3:33 AM EST
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Posts: 60,076
I need a shower
White people are all racist
Someone rub my feet
jackconrad Offline
#382 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2009, 3:36 AM EST
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Posts: 67,461
Yes
jackconrad Offline
#383 Posted: Sat, Sep 19 2009, 3:37 AM EST
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Posts: 67,461
Yes

nO

nO
8trackdisco Offline
#384 Posted: Tue, Nov 10 2009, 4:16 PM EST
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Posts: 60,076
Extremely cold feet
Good to have a warm greyhound
Am overtired
chiefburg Offline
#385 Posted: Tue, Nov 10 2009, 5:58 PM EST
Joined: 01-31-2005
Posts: 7,384
Haikus are funny
Andytv is deranged
Must cleanse my brain now
8trackdisco Offline
#386 Posted: Fri, Nov 20 2009, 5:12 PM EST
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Posts: 60,076
A tough week at work
Trying Kesslers pain relief
Finding Nemo on
lluvia Offline
#387 Posted: Fri, Nov 20 2009, 5:16 PM EST
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Posts: 39,062
my brain hurts ack ack
may want to start drinking rum
heard it's good for cough
jackconrad Offline
#388 Posted: Fri, Nov 20 2009, 5:39 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
(\fun/)
(=’.’=)
(")_(") Am stoopid ?
Am i booboo hhooo runz canz tagether because of it or izz i a dim lighted dead bunny?
lluvia Offline
#389 Posted: Fri, Nov 20 2009, 5:42 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
wow that's some haiku
bunny has the runs? how sad
better get Pepto
8trackdisco Offline
#390 Posted: Sun, Nov 22 2009, 7:17 AM EST
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Posts: 60,076
Niners within 6
Indianapolis wins
Score big LT, please.
whizzy1 Offline
#391 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 6:39 AM EST
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Posts: 3,256
I missed this thread.....
here goes....

Busa is funny
He likes uping his thread count
He likes to say Haaaa!!
8trackdisco Offline
#392 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 9:27 AM EST
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Posts: 60,076
A chocolate thriller.
That sounds okay but maybe
A deluxe dolphin?
kleick Offline
#393 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 9:56 AM EST
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Posts: 2,601
^Re22:

First 5 syllables
And then 7 syllables
Then 5 syllables.
whizzy1 Offline
#394 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 10:00 AM EST
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Posts: 3,256
Busa and Diddler
Like to say Haaaa and HeHe
They should be Bombed!
whizzy1 Offline
#395 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 3:57 PM EST
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Posts: 3,256
^
jackconrad Offline
#396 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 4:30 PM EST
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Posts: 67,461
(\fun/)
(=’.’=)
(")_(")Idon't know

Why

I just do
whizzy1 Offline
#397 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 4:32 PM EST
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Posts: 3,256
kill the jack wabbit
he's not funny like busa
he doesn't say Haaaa!
jackconrad Offline
#398 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 4:34 PM EST
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Posts: 67,461
(\fun/)
(=’.’=)
(")_(")EEP
whizzy1 Offline
#399 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 4:40 PM EST
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Posts: 3,256
That was cool (huh-huh)
When we killed that frog (huh-huh)
It won't croak again

----Butthead
jackconrad Offline
#400 Posted: Thu, Dec 17 2009, 4:48 PM EST
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Posts: 67,461
(\fun/)
(=’.’=)
(")_(")4
hun
dred
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