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8trackdisco Offline
#151 Posted: Sun, Mar 2 2008, 5:23 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Hey Shawn, you loser.
Are you working today, hmmm?
Pooped twice, no showers.
andytv Offline
#152 Posted: Sun, Mar 2 2008, 6:47 AM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Dishwasher broken
doing dishes in the sink
I like this better
8trackdisco Offline
#153 Posted: Sun, Mar 2 2008, 7:05 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Andy some advice,
If dishwasher is broken,
Take her to doctor.
8trackdisco Offline
#154 Posted: Thu, Mar 27 2008, 4:11 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
This place is a morgue
But no more controversy
Slow vanilla death
HockeyDad Offline
#155 Posted: Thu, Mar 27 2008, 4:28 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,134
The Swedes in control
Crush the will to survive here
Watch Oprah instead
8trackdisco Offline
#156 Posted: Thu, Mar 27 2008, 4:56 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Careful hockey dad.
Are you selling for Thompson?
Chavez says 'you dead'.
newby46176 Offline
#157 Posted: Thu, Mar 27 2008, 5:04 PM EST
Joined: 12-27-2007
Posts: 1,121
Oh my f^*king God
This is so very addicting
must keep thread going
Grey Offline
#158 Posted: Thu, Mar 27 2008, 5:30 PM EST
Joined: 02-16-2008
Posts: 1,419
Wife seeing Aunt Flo
Too cold outside to light up
Man, I want a herf.
8trackdisco Offline
#159 Posted: Sat, Apr 12 2008, 4:42 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Hate to say all this
I have new information
Mattie's wife says stop
MACS Offline
#160 Posted: Sat, Apr 12 2008, 4:57 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,789
Mattie not smoking
Shawn and Dan roto-tilling
8track is drinking
8trackdisco Offline
#161 Posted: Sat, Apr 12 2008, 5:04 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Going to bed soon
Boston over the Yankees
Will sleep well tonight
jackconrad Offline
#162 Posted: Sat, Apr 12 2008, 8:04 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Football
Fights
Cigars
Gambling
Booze
Broads
MACS Offline
#163 Posted: Sat, Apr 12 2008, 8:25 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,789
Jack is off the mark
He can't write a good haiku
But... he's a dumbass
jackconrad Offline
#164 Posted: Sat, Apr 12 2008, 8:47 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
I know

i shoulda been a lawyer ...
8trackdisco Offline
#165 Posted: Wed, May 28 2008, 4:43 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Hockey fun to watch.
Hal Gill- penalty magnet?
Andy must be pissed.
pabloescabar Offline
#166 Posted: Wed, May 28 2008, 6:33 PM EST
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
sill gay as a three dollar bill
JadeRose Offline
#167 Posted: Wed, May 28 2008, 7:02 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Bad bj a haiku

put your mouth on it
oh yeah - wait no argh argh wait
jesus christ your teeth

8trackdisco Offline
#168 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2008, 3:03 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Big Brown lays a turd
Violent weather in Midwest
Smoked a dud cigar
pabloescabar Offline
#169 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2008, 9:44 PM EST
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
you spelled dude wrong
8trackdisco Offline
#170 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 5:37 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Bladder is too full
Wish I was wearing pants now
Would pee in them now
marc palanzo Offline
#171 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 5:53 AM EST
Joined: 02-06-2006
Posts: 2,786
Yeah, Sunday again.
I think I'll smoke a cigar.
Hmmm, hammock or recliner?
andytv Offline
#172 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 6:03 AM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Badass Wesley Snipes
With his sword and little spikes
he kills vampires
8trackdisco Offline
#173 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 8:42 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
More heavy rainfall
So bored, I'm watching soccer
shoot me now, shoot me
MACS Offline
#174 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 8:49 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,789
Sunny day today,
Beautiful weather out west,
So... what's new with you's?
8trackdisco Offline
#175 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 8:53 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Drank much iced coffee
Considering cigar buy
eating chicken soon
MACS Offline
#176 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:00 AM EST
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Posts: 79,789
Haven't had coffee
Haven't had breakfast either
Damn, I am hungry
8trackdisco Offline
#177 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:07 AM EST
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Posts: 60,078
Wife grilling chicken
Germany plays Poland next
Expect a blitzkreig
andytv Offline
#178 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:13 AM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Only a **** boy
Would let a women grill food
While he watched soccer
MACS Offline
#179 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:20 AM EST
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Posts: 79,789
She's grilling chicken,
Not beef steaks of sausages,
More proof he is gay.
MACS Offline
#180 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:21 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,789
'or' not 'of'

Whoops.
8trackdisco Offline
#181 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:21 AM EST
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Posts: 60,078
Sausage 'za friday
Italian sausages Sat
Her turn to cook now
andytv Offline
#182 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:31 AM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Letting the wife grill
Pretty soon she will be wearing..
A big ole strap on.
8trackdisco Offline
#183 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 10:38 AM EST
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Posts: 60,078
A big ole strap on?
Maybe your wife could send one
She has several
andytv Offline
#184 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 10:57 AM EST
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Posts: 40,991
Will keep them for now...
Our wives can exchange strap-ons
Later in the month
JadeRose Offline
#185 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 11:29 AM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Your wives have strap-ons?
Send your wives to Peoria
I'll give them relief
andytv Offline
#186 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 11:34 AM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
BZZZZZT.......

line two has eight syllables.

(which negates your insult!)
JadeRose Offline
#187 Posted: Sun, Jun 8 2008, 12:50 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
D'OH!!!!!......you win this time.......but I'll be back
Country Offline
#188 Posted: Thu, Aug 7 2008, 7:13 PM EST
Joined: 04-18-2008
Posts: 5,893
Drank a bunch of wine
think I'm gonna get lucky
I hope she does all the work
ScottHar Offline
#189 Posted: Thu, Aug 7 2008, 8:04 PM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
"Hope and change, hope and..."
Hypnotized by Obama--
Please - raise my taxes!



ScottHar
andytv Offline
#190 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2008, 3:26 AM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
It's Friday morning
The slowest day of the week
Think I'll write a poem
lou2row Offline
#191 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2008, 3:58 AM EST
Joined: 12-22-2006
Posts: 9,995
This thread has returned
I asked about it last night
when I limericked
tbrochin Offline
#192 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2008, 4:42 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2008
Posts: 8,164
I arose just now
To find this post had been topped
I need to go pee
Country Offline
#193 Posted: Fri, Aug 8 2008, 8:16 PM EST
Joined: 04-18-2008
Posts: 5,893
Winnie Cooper is hot
I wish I was her boyfriend
I am Kevin Arnold.
ScottHar Offline
#194 Posted: Sat, Aug 9 2008, 1:38 AM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
Work stomped me this week.
I'm so glad it's Saturday.
Sleep. Sex. Cigars. Sleep.


ScottHar

wheelrite Offline
#195 Posted: Sat, Aug 9 2008, 2:40 AM EST
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
^^^
Scott,

You forgot BEER,,


wheel,
ScottHar Offline
#196 Posted: Sat, Aug 9 2008, 7:58 AM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
re 195:

Awake well after
3 a.m. Pacific Time,
brain barely functions.


ScottHar
ScottHar Offline
#197 Posted: Tue, Oct 14 2008, 6:06 PM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
Crazy-bad dinner:
chips, chocolate, olives, rum--
Not so healthy, eh?
jetblasted Offline
#198 Posted: Tue, Oct 14 2008, 6:10 PM EST
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
Bacony-bacon;
You smell good, my strippy friend.
Smoke detector off!
andytv Offline
#199 Posted: Tue, Oct 14 2008, 6:23 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Penguins beat Philly
Post sports adrenaline rush
I'll be up all night
jetblasted Offline
#200 Posted: Tue, Oct 14 2008, 6:26 PM EST
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
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