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tonygraz Offline
#151 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 9:56 AM EST
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Winter wonderland outside. May wait 'till after lunch to start shoveling.
frankj1 Offline
#152 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 10:42 AM EST
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15 inches here, all but over now.

supposed to warm up, maybe even some sun, this afternoon but below freezing rolling in this evening and will last until Saturday.

anything not cleaned up by nightfall will freeze solid.
DrafterX Offline
#153 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 12:31 PM EST
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Double cheeseburger.. fries... BigGrin
dstieger Offline
#154 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 1:35 PM EST
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Drafter, where is stogieman24?
danmdevries Offline
#155 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 2:20 PM EST
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Leftover gumbo, garlic toast
DrafterX Offline
#156 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 2:34 PM EST
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I heard he was banned... Mellow
Ram27 Offline
#157 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 3:11 PM EST
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Afternoon folks. 😨
jespear Offline
#158 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 3:12 PM EST
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Friday was my lucky day.

First . . . I'm standing in line at the WAWA, and the millennial in front of me is on her cellphone chatting with her millennial girlfriend. Loud and annoying.
The cashier says, "That'll be $9.11".
She never looks at the cashier . . . she just hands him a $20 bill, her eyes never leaving the screen on her phone.
He hands her her bag and she starts to walk away. He says. "Don't you want your change ?" She tears her eyes away from the phone JUST long enough to see his outstretched hand holding a $10 bill. She snags it and is on her way, never taking the time to grab the $0.89 out of the change dispenser. I looked at it as an 89 cent discount on the two packs of cigarettes I was buying.

Second . . . I walk across the parking lot to the Taco Bell for a quick lunch. When I get home, I find an extra burrito supreme in my bag.

Third . . . After enjoying a scrumptious Taco Bell lunch, I check my FB page and find out that my wife has won the monthly prize from Roy Tweedy's Butcher Shop . . . 5 lbs of their gourmet meatballs.

If only Publishers Clearing House coulda jumped on my lucky streak. I sure could use $5000 a week for the rest of my life !

Oh well, maybe NEXT prize drawing.
danmdevries Offline
#159 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 3:34 PM EST
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Prolly not tho
opelmanta1900 Offline
#160 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 4:03 PM EST
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Luke Perry is dead...
DrafterX Offline
#161 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 4:06 PM EST
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I heard... Didn't really change my day tho... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#162 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 4:16 PM EST
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You already had 4 hours of hard crying time scheduled in for today?
danmdevries Offline
#163 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 4:18 PM EST
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The dude from Prodigy dead too
frankj1 Offline
#164 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 4:37 PM EST
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Posts: 44,223
jespear wrote:
Friday was my lucky day.

First . . . I'm standing in line at the WAWA, and the millennial in front of me is on her cellphone chatting with her millennial girlfriend. Loud and annoying.
The cashier says, "That'll be $9.11".
She never looks at the cashier . . . she just hands him a $20 bill, her eyes never leaving the screen on her phone.
He hands her her bag and she starts to walk away. He says. "Don't you want your change ?" She tears her eyes away from the phone JUST long enough to see his outstretched hand holding a $10 bill. She snags it and is on her way, never taking the time to grab the $0.89 out of the change dispenser. I looked at it as an 89 cent discount on the two packs of cigarettes I was buying.

Second . . . I walk across the parking lot to the Taco Bell for a quick lunch. When I get home, I find an extra burrito supreme in my bag.

Third . . . After enjoying a scrumptious Taco Bell lunch, I check my FB page and find out that my wife has won the monthly prize from Roy Tweedy's Butcher Shop . . . 5 lbs of their gourmet meatballs.

If only Publishers Clearing House coulda jumped on my lucky streak. I sure could use $5000 a week for the rest of my life !

Oh well, maybe NEXT prize drawing.

cigs and Taco Bell...you'd better be lucky!

j/k, my friend, j/k.
not the worst day at all.
8trackdisco Offline
#165 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 5:02 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Currently 48 with a high of 62 today. It's gonna feel like a sauna to you.

Current predictions for mid March... mid 60's to low 70's and (wait for it)...


Sun!



...... boner.
8trackdisco Offline
#166 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 5:08 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Luke Perry is dead...



Had a 104 years of rich, young, pretty and tan in half the time.

Rip.
tonygraz Offline
#167 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 5:26 PM EST
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Just saw on the news that da bears are up and around.
Ram27 Offline
#168 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 5:37 PM EST
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Evening............
Palama Offline
#169 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 5:47 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Had a 104 years of rich, young, pretty and tan in half the time.

Rip.


I bet he had a lotta “luck” with the girls too (...not the kind of “luck” that Jespear had last week...). Whistle
delta1 Offline
#170 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 5:53 PM EST
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terrible tornadoes in Alabama...23 dead...and counting....hope smokemonkey and the rest of the Alabama bros are OK...
Palama Offline
#171 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 6:11 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
terrible tornadoes in Alabama...23 dead...and counting....hope smokemonkey and the rest of the Alabama bros are OK...


Burner and Madspackler.

+1
Ewok126 Offline
#172 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 7:46 PM EST
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Anyone got a porch for sale on the cheap. Mine just got blown over 3 city blocks and there is not much wood left on the house to nail to. All thanks to brother Speyside!
Ewok126 Offline
#173 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2019, 8:07 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
terrible tornadoes in Alabama...23 dead...and counting....hope smokemonkey and the rest of the Alabama bros are OK...


+1 for sure!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#174 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 3:20 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
terrible tornadoes in Alabama...23 dead...and counting....hope smokemonkey and the rest of the Alabama bros are OK...


So I’m up at 2:00 AM as the dog decided he needed to go out. While I haven’t heard from spackler or burner, neither of them (or me) lives close to the affected area. The pictures look awful, though. Now through May can be rough in this part of the country - tornado season part one. Part 2 kicks off in the fall.
danmdevries Offline
#175 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 3:26 AM EST
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Hello Tuesday fellas
frankj1 Offline
#176 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 4:58 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
So I’m up at 2:00 AM as the dog decided he needed to go out. While I haven’t heard from spackler or burner, neither of them (or me) lives close to the affected area. The pictures look awful, though. Now through May can be rough in this part of the country - tornado season part one. Part 2 kicks off in the fall.

good to hear.
Dan posted a couple last night, beer and whiskey...of course!
Ewok126 Offline
#177 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 5:41 AM EST
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Glad to hear you still swingin there Monkey. My mother filled me in on how bad Bama got hit as she knows I avoid the news like the plague. It got me to looking online. Made my stomach sink to my ankles.

Ram27 Offline
#178 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 6:21 AM EST
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Morning Herfing
Sunoverbeach Offline
#179 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 6:33 AM EST
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Morning peoples
8trackdisco Offline
#180 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 6:47 AM EST
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2/-17.

Warmer than yesterday morning. I'll take that upgrade.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#181 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 7:06 AM EST
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Ugh. That was my yesterday. I don't envy you.

-7 with wind chill right now but supposed to roll up to 23 later. May work on my tan
DrafterX Offline
#182 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 7:33 AM EST
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Cool Dudes....
MACS Offline
#183 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 8:02 AM EST
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8track... Ram... Drafter... dudes...
rfenst Online
#184 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 8:21 AM EST
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Good morning. It's relatively cold outside.
tonygraz Offline
#185 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 8:25 AM EST
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5 at 6 this morning. I haven't decided whether to o out this afternoon and do more snow removal or just stay in. Got up too early this AM.
deadeyedick Offline
#186 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 8:39 AM EST
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52/74 today

News of that tornado looks sick. Don't think I would like to live where storms like that are a possibility. Sunshine never flattened too many communities.
corey sellers Offline
#187 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 8:56 AM EST
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Morning gents
DrafterX Offline
#188 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 11:44 AM EST
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Need food... Mellow
JadeRose Offline
#189 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 11:57 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
15 inches here,





Your bragging gets a little tiresome, Frank.
delta1 Offline
#190 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 1:00 PM EST
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that wasn't bragging...he was showing some flaccid restraint and humility...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#191 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 1:02 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Need food... Mellow

Made a big pot of chili... And cornbread... Come on by...
DrafterX Offline
#192 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 1:03 PM EST
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I wish... Had Arby's instead... Unsure
opelmanta1900 Offline
#193 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 1:24 PM EST
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Mmmm.... Possum meat...

Vomit comet is running overhead... Gettin old quick...
frankj1 Offline
#194 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 1:27 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Your bragging gets a little tiresome, Frank.

I'll try to hold it back
delta1 Offline
#195 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 2:05 PM EST
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and forth...back...and forth...........
Ram27 Offline
#196 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 2:14 PM EST
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Afternoon .......RollEyes



Hey vic, check in on your progress. Think
victor809 Offline
#197 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 2:29 PM EST
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Woman has not been killed yet....


Yet....


Got home from the gym Sunday... About 230.
She states she'll make us breakfast. Great.

But first she wants to find the plates....


.....ok....

She starts unpacking boxes... Fully unpacking boxes.... Not just looking in and moving on.

At about 3pm I say screw it... I need to eat and I have other unpacking tasks to do. So I grab a bar and head upstairs. She then decides to start cooking, because I'm no longer helping her fully unpack any number of random boxes... And starts in on we have to find the plates *right now*because the food is ready.

Sigh....

When the snow thaws I'm going to have to find some appropriate dig sites.
danmdevries Offline
#198 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 2:29 PM EST
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Kids been sick for about a week.

I think I caught it.
victor809 Offline
#199 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 2:32 PM EST
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Also.... Every damn kitchen in the US has a silverware drawer! They are the perfect width to fit a silverware tray with some space around for additional stuff...

What sort of monster decides the silverware tray should go in the drawer that's like 3x the width???? We have unused drawers of the right size and she goes and puts that damn tray in what amounts to the junk drawer!!!

I'm going to have to get a divorce if she lives though this.
DrafterX Offline
#200 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 2:38 PM EST
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It's a matter of control.. not what makes sense... Mellow
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