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DrafterX Offline
#201 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 2:39 PM EST
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I suggest you start man-caving up da garage before she starts painting flowers on the walls or storing extra kitchen stuff out there... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#202 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 3:21 PM EST
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So I should paint my own flowers on there before she can?
victor809 Offline
#203 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 3:22 PM EST
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Or are you saying I should go with unicorns?
DrafterX Offline
#204 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 3:26 PM EST
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Just paint it all black and get some neon lights and velvet paintings.. ThumpUp
victor809 Offline
#205 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 3:56 PM EST
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I'm not sure I follow... Are you saying we should save the unicorn and flower stencils for the basement?
DrafterX Offline
#206 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 4:00 PM EST
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If you gotta do it I suggest the attic... Mellow
JadeRose Offline
#207 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 5:22 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Woman has not been killed yet....


Yet....


Got home from the gym Sunday... About 230.
She states she'll make us breakfast. Great.

But first she wants to find the plates....


.....ok....

She starts unpacking boxes... Fully unpacking boxes.... Not just looking in and moving on.

At about 3pm I say screw it... I need to eat and I have other unpacking tasks to do. So I grab a bar and head upstairs. She then decides to start cooking, because I'm no longer helping her fully unpack any number of random boxes... And starts in on we have to find the plates *right now*because the food is ready.

Sigh....

When the snow thaws I'm going to have to find some appropriate dig sites.




Are you LIVING in Missouri now?
Ram27 Offline
#208 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 5:37 PM EST
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Evening folks......

Hang in vic, things will improve. RollEyes
victor809 Offline
#209 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 6:56 PM EST
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Thanks ram. .

Jade... If this frigid suburban hellscape is what people here call "living"
Sunoverbeach Offline
#210 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 7:07 PM EST
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3 out of 4 seasons is living. Frigid suburban hellscape season is just surviving
danmdevries Online
#211 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 7:24 PM EST
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Started taking apart the wife's new car to do the brakes. Stupid electronic parking brake/brake hold BS is in the way. Had to look around online for the service manual.

Had to order a tool for it too. Autozone has the caliper tool on their loan a tool list but figured I'd just get my own.

Guess that's not getting done for a while since I go back to work for a week starting tomorrow.
delta1 Offline
#212 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 7:34 PM EST
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victor...you did not grasp what the woman was saying...

she was telling you that she would cook something for both of you, if you would do your part to find some plates to serve the meal on...she didn't really want to cook AND look for dishes...she was hoping you would find the dishes while she was cooking...always find a way to pitch in when she is doing something for both of you...this is crucial in building a mutually beneficial domestic relationship....


be aware that she secretly resents that you didn't have the foresight to label all the boxes because you had to move in a hurry and she didn't really want to move...
rfenst Offline
#213 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 7:46 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
victor...you did not grasp what the woman was saying...
be aware that she secretly resents that you didn't have the foresight to label all the boxes because you had to move in a hurry and she didn't really want to move...

LOL
victor809 Offline
#214 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 8:11 PM EST
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.... Oh her resentment about the move isn't a secret....


...or she's really bad at keeping secrets....
RMAN4443 Offline
#215 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 9:59 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
victor...you did not grasp what the woman was saying...

she was telling you that she would cook something for both of you, if you would do your part to find some plates to serve the meal on...she didn't really want to cook AND look for dishes...she was hoping you would find the dishes while she was cooking...always find a way to pitch in when she is doing something for both of you...this is crucial in building a mutually beneficial domestic relationship....


be aware that she secretly resents that you didn't have the foresight to label all the boxes because you had to move in a hurry and she didn't really want to move...


Or get some paper plates...Anxious Brick wall
victor809 Offline
#216 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 10:02 PM EST
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We used paper plates. I believe we were down to the last one... I was fine eating out of a Pyrex bowl....
8trackdisco Offline
#217 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2019, 10:36 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
victor...you did not grasp what the woman was saying...

she was telling you that she would cook something for both of you, if you would do your part to find some plates to serve the meal on...she didn't really want to cook AND look for dishes...she was hoping you would find the dishes while she was cooking...always find a way to pitch in when she is doing something for both of you...this is crucial in building a mutually beneficial domestic relationship....


be aware that she secretly resents that you didn't have the foresight to label all the boxes because you had to move in a hurry and she didn't really want to move...



Or, she's unorganized, easily distracted, and is on the spectrum.

But she loves our little Libtard, so allowances are made.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#218 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 4:54 AM EST
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Very little has ever brought us closer to the brink of divorce and/or someone having an "accident" than the household move.. And that was only across town. Good luck

BTW - just to clarify, accident was not veiled reference to spousal abuse. I do not support no matter how much she begs for it. That was a veiled reference to murder. Quick and painless. Very humane

Whistle
danmdevries Online
#219 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 5:16 AM EST
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HHD Ram n dudes
JadeRose Offline
#220 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 5:49 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Thanks ram. .

Jade... If this frigid suburban hellscape is what people here call "living"





Where?
Ram27 Offline
#221 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 6:14 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
HHD Ram n dudes



You as well dan.


Morning & Happy Hump Day.




ram27bat
rfenst Offline
#222 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 6:39 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
We used paper plates. I believe we were down to the last one... I was fine eating out of a Pyrex bowl....


That's what real men do.
8trackdisco Offline
#223 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 6:41 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Where?


Columbia, MO I believe.

Here in the North, the weather improves for the second day in a row.

-6, but no wind chill. Projected high of 21.
rfenst Offline
#224 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 6:42 AM EST
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Good morning.
What's up people?
DrafterX Offline
#225 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 7:36 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#226 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 8:08 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
MACS Offline
#227 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 8:22 AM EST
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Got myself a new Brother Laserjet printer that also copies and scans. Just got it all set up, and it works as advertised. I can even print stuff from my phone.

Didn't even have to call my brother TG for tech support. Gonz
JadeRose Offline
#228 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 9:20 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
.... Oh her resentment about the move isn't a secret....


...or she's really bad at keeping secrets....





So you moved a reluctant girlfriend from San Francisco to Columbia Missouri in the middle of the worst winter we've had in 50 years? Wait until it's 100 degrees with 90% humidity and you're stuck in a college town with no students in it in the middle of July...in the gateway to the Ozarks. You are f*cking doomed.......lol
tonygraz Offline
#229 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 9:21 AM EST
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I bought an HP wireless all in one a couple of months ago and still can't get it hooked up wirelessly. Paper feed is a circus and the last printout was some kind of unreadable jibberish. Time to say goodbye to HP printers.
Mr. Jones Offline
#230 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 10:09 AM EST
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DrafterX Offline
#231 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 10:28 AM EST
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My HP wireless printer works fine..are you using your home wifi or trying to use ATT or somethin... Cause only your home network will work.. Mellow
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#232 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 10:31 AM EST
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56/78 today. Hump day for those who work to support my SS (thank you) and just Wednesday to me.

Black coffee, quick 4 mile walk, cigar and morning paper on the patio, check the watering cycle in the garden, brush down pool and check chemicals, maybe get a haircut before my nap. Big date night with the wifey at a new brewpub just opened. Life in the fast lane baby!
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#233 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 11:01 AM EST
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Back to work tonight and I slept a good bit last night.

Hopefully get a nap in this afternoon.
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#234 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 11:43 AM EST
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Back to my Craigslist wheel hunting saga.

Found a set, fresh 2019 takeoffs at a fair price. After a few back and forths find out the seller works in the same town as I do, but lives 1.5 hours north. Should be easy then. Nope. Last two texts I got from him were around midnight both times. On Sunday he texted me at 6p and said he was home and sent address. I started heading up and then got a "nevermind, I gotta run" Told him I was free Monday and Tuesday but then would be locked down for a week come Wednesday unless he wanted to meet me after work at 0730 it would be pushed back a week. Got a text Monday around 2300 and last night right at midnight. Told him I'm sleeping and even if I wasn't I'm not doing a midnight craigslist meetup.

Told him I was gonna pass unless he brought them to me after work at 0730am in the hospital parking lot. They've got cameras and license plate scanners at the entrances, and plenty of people around. Kinda thinking maybe the wheels are hot. Will probably just pass altogether.
Ram27 Offline
#235 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 11:50 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Back to my Craigslist wheel hunting saga.

Found a set, fresh 2019 takeoffs at a fair price. After a few back and forths find out the seller works in the same town as I do, but lives 1.5 hours north. Should be easy then. Nope. Last two texts I got from him were around midnight both times. On Sunday he texted me at 6p and said he was home and sent address. I started heading up and then got a "nevermind, I gotta run" Told him I was free Monday and Tuesday but then would be locked down for a week come Wednesday unless he wanted to meet me after work at 0730 it would be pushed back a week. Got a text Monday around 2300 and last night right at midnight. Told him I'm sleeping and even if I wasn't I'm not doing a midnight craigslist meetup.

Told him I was gonna pass unless he brought them to me after work at 0730am in the hospital parking lot. They've got cameras and license plate scanners at the entrances, and plenty of people around. Kinda thinking maybe the wheels are hot. Will probably just pass altogether.



Good luck dan, believe you are correct in thinking....." HOT". Think
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#236 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 12:44 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Good luck dan, believe you are correct in thinking....." HOT". Think


And the guy is acting like a tweaker. Want a little meth with your wheels?
frankj1 Offline
#237 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 1:33 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
So you moved a reluctant girlfriend from San Francisco to Columbia Missouri in the middle of the worst winter we've had in 50 years? Wait until it's 100 degrees with 90% humidity and you're stuck in a college town with no students in it in the middle of July...in the gateway to the Ozarks. You are f*cking doomed.......lol

worse than that...she's now his reluctant wife!
DrafterX Offline
#238 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 1:36 PM EST
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Free lunch today.. it really should happen more often... Think
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#239 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 2:21 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
worse than that...she's now his reluctant wife!


Victor, as a friend, I have to say this, you're a fvcking idiot.
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#240 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 2:36 PM EST
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Chili and cornbread on the back patio... Cool breeze... Scattered rain showers with periods of intense sunlight...

Got the midget grave converted to an aquaponic pond... hanging dill (victors handle on indecentvegetable.forums.eu) from bamboo poles at the moment, but looking to get some kinda something else going after I get a temporary hot house put up around it...
corey sellers Offline
#241 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 2:52 PM EST
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Afternoon gents
rfenst Offline
#242 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 3:02 PM EST
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Gotta eat something for late, late lunch
victor809 Offline
#243 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 3:04 PM EST
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Hehe... Yeah I am.
MACS Offline
#244 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 4:13 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
And the guy is acting like a tweaker. Want a little meth with your wheels?


HA! I thought the same damn thing.
victor809 Offline
#245 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 4:14 PM EST
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It's Dan.... He's a busy guy with lots to do. Of course he wants some meth with his wheels.
tonygraz Offline
#246 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 5:10 PM EST
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Drafter, if I do anything more with that printer, my wife will have to open the slider so I can throw it into the back yard.
I thought you said there was no free lunch.
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#247 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 5:20 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
So you moved a reluctant girlfriend from San Francisco to Columbia Missouri in the middle of the worst winter we've had in 50 years? Wait until it's 100 degrees with 90% humidity and you're stuck in a college town with no students in it in the middle of July...in the gateway to the Ozarks. You are f*cking doomed.......lol


It is rich with humor potential.
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#248 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 5:29 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
56/78 today. Hump day for those who work to support my SS (thank you) and just Wednesday to me.

Black coffee, quick 4 mile walk, cigar and morning paper on the patio, check the watering cycle in the garden, brush down pool and check chemicals, maybe get a haircut before my nap. Big date night with the wifey at a new brewpub just opened. Life in the fast lane baby!


Its good to be you. Very nice.
JadeRose Offline
#249 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 5:45 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
It is rich with humor potential.




It is. If it gets "good" enough, I can swing by and grab Teedubbya and we can head down to watch the $hit show.
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#250 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2019, 5:48 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
It is. If it gets "good" enough, I can swing by and grab Teedubbya and we can head down to watch the $hit show.

oh how I'd love to be there!
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