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victor809 Offline
#101 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 1:21 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
We don't assign gender. They're tranny emojis


Any self respecting MtF transgender would have taken care of the facial hair.

That being said, if you want female emojis you probably should bug the great and powerful shana....

She can then tell you why you won't get them. :)
Sunoverbeach Offline
#102 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 2:00 PM EST
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You're assuming MtF. May well be FtM that felt chin hair plugs was a step they chose to best pursue self visualization
victor809 Offline
#103 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 2:04 PM EST
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True... that could be a FtM emoji....
danmdevries Offline
#104 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 2:09 PM EST
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Made it to the track. Not without issues of course.

Was crossing the bridge over Lake Nickajack at the TN/GA border. Kinda steep bridge but I felt like I had excessive drag. Was nearly full throttle to maintain 40 up the hill, but then on the downhill I let off throttle and slowed down...

Pulled off at the next exit and went to check trailer. I used my infrared thermometer at every gas stop to check hub and tire temps, and one hub was slowly climbing. Was at 135F while the other three were 115 at the last stop 150 miles prior so I was a little concerned but 135 isn't disaster hot.

Didn't even need to shoot that hub, the wheel was leaning 20 degrees. Shot it anyway, 280F.

Dropped the trailer and took the hub apart. The brake hub cracked but thankfully the race surfaces on the spindle weren't gouged. Drove to Chattanooga and bought replacement parts and put it back together.

2 hour emergency roadside repair but if it was gonna happen, it happened in the best way.
danmdevries Offline
#105 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 2:11 PM EST
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7.8mpg for the whole trip.

That trailer was HEAVY. My poor truck worked hard. Full throttle up all the mountains and the steepest one I was down to 35mph at the top. Spent 90% of the drive at 3000-3500 rpm.
victor809 Offline
#106 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 3:23 PM EST
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I have absolutely no tranny comments about those posts.

Sigh.

I have failed.
teedubbya Offline
#107 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 3:47 PM EST
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Posts: 95,637
How about 7.8 missing **** girls?

Best I can do
Ram27 Offline
#108 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 3:49 PM EST
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Good work danm.😉
victor809 Offline
#109 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 4:23 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:


That tranny was HEAVY. My poor d##k worked hard. Full throttle up all her mountains and the steepest one I went down the top.


Sigh.... best I could do.

I just need to go hang my head in shame
izonfire Offline
#110 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 5:19 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,661
victor809 wrote:
Sigh.... best I could do.

I just need to go hang my head in shame


We depend on you for the tranny schitt!
Sad...
8trackdisco Offline
#111 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 6:00 PM EST
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Posts: 60,097
deadeyedick wrote:
Gonna be 113-114 next few days so acting like a lizard and getting all the outside exercise and work done early. Now time for a cigar in the shade. The RH is low enough that 114 feels like only about 107 so there is that.


82 today. Luckily I was shielded from being outside from 6:30 to 4:45. Thank you, Work!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#112 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 6:29 PM EST
Joined: 04-05-2015
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Good evening, y’all. Frank and 8, I’ll try to do better.

Life getting in the way of, well, life. Too much work, dealing with some vertigo issues, too hot to go out and smoke much (even for me - heat index of 115° is discouraging), took up salsa dancing with Mrs Monkey, United started brilliantly then resumed normal service, Miami opens the 150th college football season against cross state rival Florida this weekend, trying to get to the beach one more time before it cools down, planning a trip to St Martin this winter, etc.

I’ll have to look back on the last few 500s to see what I missed....
delta1 Offline
#113 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 6:32 PM EST
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Lake Nickajack is a brake hub cracker jack....say that 5x real fast...
izonfire Offline
#114 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 6:35 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
I’ll have to look back on the last few 500s to see what I missed....


All that was missing was you
deadeyedick Offline
#115 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 7:02 PM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
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Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people looking half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head Mad

*sigh*
danmdevries Offline
#116 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 7:51 PM EST
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Was awake 46 of 48 hours and stupid stressful 750 mile drive. Cargo trailer I pulled down has mostly electronics and merchandise for the festival, so no need to empty it just yet and risk rain so didn't have a place to sleep when I got here. Had a beer and passed the F out in my truck for 3 hours. I have a tent always in my toolbox but didnt feel like setting it up

Woke up and the staff RVs got delivered. I don't get one for the weekend but get to squat in one till my trailer's empty. Gonna head to the "nice" showers on the south end of the track (they have warmish water and a curtain) take a shower, and hopefully get the only sleep I'll get till Sunday night.
danmdevries Offline
#117 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 8:07 PM EST
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The mosquitos in Georgia are different. They're tiny and black and I react a helluva lot more to their bites than I do to the light grey ones at home. Each bite is a quarter sized bump and itches like hell.
Ram27 Offline
#118 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 8:13 PM EST
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Glad you made it danm. Dodge the mosquitos and enjoy. Herfing
8trackdisco Offline
#119 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 8:36 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Was awake 46 of 48 hours and stupid stressful 750 mile drive. Cargo trailer I pulled down has mostly electronics and merchandise for the festival, so no need to empty it just yet and risk rain so didn't have a place to sleep when I got here. Had a beer and passed the F out in my truck for 3 hours. I have a tent always in my toolbox but didnt feel like setting it up

Woke up and the staff RVs got delivered. I don't get one for the weekend but get to squat in one till my trailer's empty. Gonna head to the "nice" showers on the south end of the track (they have warmish water and a curtain) take a shower, and hopefully get the only sleep I'll get till Sunday night.


Sounds... um.... Relaxing?
danmdevries Offline
#120 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 8:58 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Sounds... um.... Relaxing?


Wife hates me going on "solo vacation" and I always tell her it's my hobby job, not vacation.

If I wanted to take a vacation, an event where there's 8-10k college kids and electronic dance music would not likely be my first choice.

I do it to help my buddies that put on the event. I get paid a little, therefore it's a job. I'll get paid more this month from my hobby job than my wife does for her part time job.
izonfire Offline
#121 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 10:55 PM EST
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Maybe you’ve earned yourself a hobby wife Danm
rfenst Offline
#122 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 5:32 AM EST
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Hello and good day to you all.
danmdevries Offline
#123 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 5:39 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Maybe you’ve earned yourself a hobby wife Danm


I don't want to have one full time, definitely don't wanna have one on the side too.
danmdevries Offline
#124 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 5:40 AM EST
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HHD Ram n dudes
8trackdisco Offline
#125 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 6:14 AM EST
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Morning checkin.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#126 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 6:59 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
Mr. Jones Offline
#127 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 7:32 AM EST
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Drinking coffee...psyching myself out to "get dressed and go trash picking...then separating metals...then reloading the trailer...then going to the metal recycling center...collect my $30-45 bucks ....THEN PONDERING MY LOSER EXISTENCE
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY-NIGHT WHILE POUNDING ICE COLD LUCKY STREAK CANS OF BEER SMOKING CBID CIGARS"
izonfire Offline
#128 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 7:59 AM EST
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If you can walk, have use of your arms, have something to drink and amoke, and have a place to call home, I’d say you’re doing OK
danmdevries Offline
#129 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 8:04 AM EST
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I don't know how people live in places like this. Thinking of you DED.

0900 already humid and 90 degrees and the sun feels like a blowtorch.

I hate the cold, but this is brutal. Spose it would be better if there was air conditioning to escape to.
Ram27 Offline
#130 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 8:10 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
HHD Ram n dudes





Right back at you danm & all. ram27bat
corey sellers Online
#131 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 8:30 AM EST
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Morning gents

Dan , pretty warm this time of year I am south of you by probably 4 hours it will be like this until mid to late September probably
SmokeMonkey Offline
#132 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 12:04 PM EST
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You’d be surprised how quickly you adapt to it. There are usually a couple of weeks in the summer where it’s too hot for me, but if ithe heat index is in the 90’s, it’s nothing a fan and some shade can’t handle. Now, when it gets below 70, I’ll have on a jacket.

And Corey’s right, you usually get your first cool down in mid-September.
Bur Offline
#133 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 12:14 PM EST
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Howdy fellas. Since it's complaining about the weather time, can I add it was foggy/marine layer in San Diego this morning?
DrafterX Offline
#134 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 12:27 PM EST
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Cool Dudes...
Ram27 Offline
#135 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 12:47 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Cool Dudes...





X Herfing
jespear Offline
#136 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 12:50 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I don't know how people live in places like this. Thinking of you DED.

0900 already humid and 90 degrees and the sun feels like a blowtorch.

I hate the cold, but this is brutal. Spose it would be better if there was air conditioning to escape to.


Find a bench in a shopping mall, Dan. Take a newspaper with you and take a nap.
People will think you dozed off while reading the paper.
victor809 Offline
#137 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 12:57 PM EST
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Trying out a new dive Mexican restaurant...
They have some American TV show on. I'm thinking I should ask them to change it to soccer and maybe play some Mexican music.
victor809 Offline
#138 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 1:05 PM EST
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Ah... It's ghost hunters or something like that. I definitely should ask them to change.....
delta1 Offline
#139 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 2:44 PM EST
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what was that vampire movie with Salma Hayek, George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Cheech, Quentin Tarantino? cool movie to watch sitting in a bar...
victor809 Offline
#140 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 2:45 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
what was that vampire movie with Salma Hayek, George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Cheech, Quentin Tarentino?


dusk till dawn

awesome movie.... watched it a ton of times in college at midnight theaters.
Ram27 Offline
#141 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 5:17 PM EST
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RollEyes RollEyes
danmdevries Offline
#142 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 8:27 PM EST
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Long exhausting day. Drank a whole case of water and didn't pee till the sun went down. Stripped to my underpants and laid down in the trailer with the fan blowing on me to cool off. Ended up falling asleep for an hour.

Got up, hung some more banners n stuff, but had to throw in the towel for today. I've got nothing left in me. Time to shower and have a couple beers. More work tomorrow, and even more Friday.
tonygraz Offline
#143 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 9:24 PM EST
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Delta and Vic - it was a good flick.
8trackdisco Offline
#144 Posted: Wed, Aug 21 2019, 9:39 PM EST
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Drove two hours to go someplace new, now I'm here.

So much for getting away.
8trackdisco Offline
#145 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 6:48 AM EST
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Nobody opened the 500 this morning?

We're trying to run a business here.

C'mon, America.
MACS Offline
#146 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 6:56 AM EST
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The east coasters are getting lazy. It's 0455, I ain't working... and I already got coffee made.
DrafterX Offline
#147 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 7:01 AM EST
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Cool Dudes....
tonygraz Offline
#148 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 7:12 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
The east coasters are getting lazy. It's 0455, I ain't working... and I already got coffee made.


Now hurry up with the French toast so you can deliver your wife breakfast.
MACS Offline
#149 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 7:25 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Now hurry up with the French toast so you can deliver your wife breakfast.


Hey! How did you know she likes french toast?
corey sellers Online
#150 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 7:25 AM EST
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Morning gents

At the dentist office this morning .Then i am going to see pops in the hospital he has a broke femur on top of everything else going on and they can't do surgery cause of his blood levels he did get chemo in the port in his head on Tuesday and will be getting it again on Friday.
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