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victor809 Offline
#201 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 9:45 PM EST
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Posts: 23,866
RIP Opel...
frankj1 Offline
#202 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 9:58 PM EST
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Posts: 44,222
tonygraz is on deck...
8trackdisco Offline
#203 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 9:58 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,082
izonfire wrote:
Thoroughly. Nuthin like setting up a chair and cooler on the white sand beach and watching the aircraft do their thing.
Been roaming up and down the coast...



Familiar territory.
I imagine for work, but hope you’re taking a little time for a drink and a smoke


Mostly relaxation. Popping around Lake Country in search of food, drink and smoke. The only thing I'm lacking is sleep.
Khaos WolfKat Offline
#204 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 10:12 PM EST
Joined: 08-19-2019
Posts: 14
victor809 wrote:
Nah man... Cameroon is a long dead poster who would welcome each of the noobs by creating brilliant yet sophomoric names for them based on their username.

After his untimely death, the role has been half-heartedly taken up by Opel... Who appears to be dead as well


Well, I read "A Cameroon masterpiece", as in, the cigar - not some rando on the interwebz. LOL. Even though it would be darker :D
Palama Offline
#205 Posted: Thu, Aug 22 2019, 10:26 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,709
dstieger wrote:
Anyone watching the Little League World Series? I'd never watched it before...but, turned it on Saturday because a local-ish team is doing well.
I was pretty impressed with ESPN's coverage. Those kids all can play some good ball.
And the majors coming in for a game Saturday night was great. Loved watching the big-leaguers with the kids for hours Sat.

Forgot it was on last night - VA lost, but double elim format means they got one more shot tonight. Will have to remember to turn it on.....I spent over an hour trying to get a new Fire Stick to work last night....bout ready to toss the damn thing in the trash. Though it may be that our router is the problem -- couldn't get a lap top IP without hard booting a couple times.....tech sux when it isn't perfect


Following but not watching. Of course I’m rooting for the Hawaii team. ThumpUp
danmdevries Offline
#206 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 5:22 AM EST
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Posts: 17,406
Happy Friday fellas
Sunoverbeach Offline
#207 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 5:40 AM EST
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Posts: 14,669
And there was much rejoicing

Morning peoples
8trackdisco Offline
#208 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 6:33 AM EST
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Posts: 60,082
Wales.
corey sellers Offline
#209 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 6:48 AM EST
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Posts: 10,365
Morning gents
jespear Offline
#210 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 7:04 AM EST
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Posts: 9,464
danmdevries wrote:
Happy Friday fellas


Didja get some sleep ?
How's the new air mattress ?
Ram27 Offline
#211 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 8:23 AM EST
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Posts: 49,034
Present & accounted for. ram27bat
danmdevries Offline
#212 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 8:45 AM EST
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Posts: 17,406
jespear wrote:
Didja get some sleep ?
How's the new air mattress ?


Slept great. Won't get much if any for the next two nights though.

New air mattress is cheap and not very supportive but it beats plywood.
tonygraz Offline
#213 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 9:09 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,267
Got my deck shoes ready Frank - been real busy this week and now it's time to et ready for a NH trip this Sunday.
DrafterX Offline
#214 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 9:11 AM EST
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Posts: 98,555
Cool Dudes...
tonygraz Offline
#215 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 9:13 AM EST
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Posts: 20,267
Khaos WolfKat - do you mind if we call you KhaosKitty ?

To determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?
Do you like long walks on the beach ?
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?
Do you like camping by the river ?
Cello on or cello off ?
Ginger or MaryAnn ?
David Lee or Sammy ?
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ?
Do you like gladiator movies ?
dogs or cats ?
Men or women ?
Wad or fold ?
Sit or squat ?
Do sad movies make you cry ?
Butter or margarine ?
Do you like Breakfast in Bed with French Toast ?
DrafterX Offline
#216 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 9:13 AM EST
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Posts: 98,555
danmdevries wrote:
Slept great. Won't get much if any for the next two nights though.

New air mattress is cheap and not very supportive but it beats plywood.



Think
So, does this new mattress have arms and legs..?? Mellow
victor809 Offline
#217 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 10:06 AM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
tonygraz wrote:
Khaos WolfKat - do you mind if we call you KhaosKitty ?

To determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?
Do you like long walks on the beach ?
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?
Do you like camping by the river ?
Cello on or cello off ?
Ginger or MaryAnn ?
David Lee or Sammy ?
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ?
Do you like gladiator movies ?
dogs or cats ?
Men or women ?
Wad or fold ?
Sit or squat ?
Do sad movies make you cry ?
Butter or margarine ?
Do you like Breakfast in Bed with French Toast ?



sigh... it's like having a shadow of a shadow of a shadow....

RIP Cameroon.....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#218 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 10:35 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
victor809 wrote:
RIP Opel...

Hey! Both kids started school so i have new life... I wake up at 6, make 3 lunches and 3 breakfasts, take everyone to school/work, then I get to come home and work without interruption for 5 hours...

Ive got 6 years of work inside and outside to accomplish... Might take a couple of months but I'm doing my best to danm the thing and crank it out fast so I can go get a part time gig somewhere...

But today, daughter is home "sick"... Some little brat named Nicholas has been pulling her hair at school so today she's gonna learn how to testicle kick...
Khaos WolfKat Offline
#219 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 11:08 AM EST
Joined: 08-19-2019
Posts: 14
tonygraz wrote:
Khaos WolfKat - do you mind if we call you KhaosKitty ?


Yes. The only nickname containing, "Kitty" that I will accept is, "Boo Boo Kitty Fvck" (points for naming the reference)

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To determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Ooooh goody! :D
Quote:
Pancakes or waffles ?

Shame on you Pay attention! I already answered this one. For your convenience (and my amusement), I will quote my answer here...

Khaos wrote:
I refuse to be forced to choose between pancakes and waffles. I want it all, and furthermore, fully expect to have my cake, pancakes, waffles, and any other tasty treats I desire, AND eat them too! And all the coffee and stoagies to go with them as well.
I'm greedy like that.


Quote:
Do you like long walks on the beach ?

Not anymore. I'm too crippled.
Quote:
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?


Daisy. Unless I need a home loan or something.

Quote:
Do you like camping by the river ?

Yes. Especially in a van.

Quote:
Cello on or cello off ?

On in the humi. Off is probably best for smoking.

Quote:
Ginger or MaryAnn ?

Both. (see earlier comment Re: greedy.)

Quote:
David Lee or Sammy ?

Meh. Now, David Lee Roth, on the other hand...

Quote:
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?

I had to Google both of these.

Quote:
Have you been in a Turkish prison ?

Nope, but I've had Turkish coffee!

Quote:
Do you like gladiator movies ?

Only if they are relatively, historically accurate

Quote:
dogs or cats ?

Dogs

Quote:
Men or women ?

I mentioned the "greedy" bit already, right?

Quote:
Wad or fold ?

Fold.

Quote:
Sit or squat ?

Depends on absence or presence of plumbing and/or proper sitting surface.

Quote:
Do sad movies make you cry ?

Maybe? Sometimes-ish. DEpends on the type of "sad".

Quote:
Butter or margarine ?

Butter! Margarine is an abomination.

Quote:
Do you like Breakfast in Bed with French Toast ?

Sounds great! Don't forget plenty of coffee.
Khaos WolfKat Offline
#220 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 11:13 AM EST
Joined: 08-19-2019
Posts: 14
Sunoverbeach wrote:
And there was much rejoicing

yay...

Sunoverbeach wrote:
Morning peoples

Who's a morning people?? Let's throw things at them!
dstieger Offline
#221 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 11:18 AM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Love the ref ^219...Justice was anointed BBKF by the Clit Commander in one of my favorites
delta1 Offline
#222 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 12:33 PM EST
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Posts: 28,797
haha...KWK is the new jelly...
victor809 Offline
#223 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 2:54 PM EST
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Posts: 23,866
Poor dead Opel... We will miss him
victor809 Offline
#224 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 2:57 PM EST
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Posts: 23,866
Poor dead Opel... We will miss him
izonfire Offline
#225 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 3:31 PM EST
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Posts: 8,647
Nice double post ya nOOp!!!
delta1 Offline
#226 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 3:47 PM EST
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that's what happens when ya only got half a heart...poor Opel...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#227 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 4:02 PM EST
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Posts: 14,669
Khaos, thanks for the "yay." Exactly what i was going for. Will have to watch my comma usage in the future I'd name your movie, but Stieg made it clear to anyone who knows
victor809 Offline
#228 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 4:20 PM EST
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Khaos WolfKat wrote:
Yes. The only nickname containing, "Kitty" that I will accept is, "Boo Boo Kitty Fvck" (points for naming the reference)


Don't let her boss you around Tony. Noobs don't get to request their own nicknames!
victor809 Offline
#229 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 4:21 PM EST
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Nor do they get to designate who gets points for anything!

Damn noobs...
DrafterX Offline
#230 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 4:24 PM EST
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noobs... Not talking
Sunoverbeach Offline
#231 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 4:34 PM EST
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To be fair, he shouldn't frame it in the form of a request then
victor809 Offline
#232 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 4:57 PM EST
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Posts: 23,866
Sunoverbeach wrote:
To be fair, he shouldn't frame it in the form of a request then


Dammit tony!!! (shakes fist)....
frankj1 Offline
#233 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 6:25 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,222
victor809 wrote:
Don't let her boss you around Tony. Noobs don't get to request their own nicknames!

you've been assuming cats are female.
I'm awaiting clarity.
izonfire Offline
#234 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 6:29 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you've been assuming cats are female.
I'm awaiting clarity.


Frank is left questioning...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#235 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 6:50 PM EST
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Posts: 13,954
victor809 wrote:
Dammit tony!!! (shakes fist)....

In fairness to Tony, I've been slacking and letting him do most the renaming... He's probably burnt out...

As for the account in question, the avatar looks like if Rosie O'Donnell and weird Al Yankovic had a child and that child grew up and had a child with the girl who stole bubblegum from the chocolate factory and turned into a giant blueberry...

Let's call her the wolf of Willy wonka street...
danmdevries Offline
#236 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 7:07 PM EST
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Finally to the beer part of the week.
Ram27 Offline
#237 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 8:14 PM EST
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Posts: 49,034
Enjoy danm. Beer
tonygraz Offline
#238 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 8:15 PM EST
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Posts: 20,267
After looking at her picture, I don't want to call her at all.
If somebody minds being called something - we have a winner.
izonfire Offline
#239 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 8:40 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,647
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you baby
But here's my number, so call me maybe
Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But here's my number, so call me maybe
8trackdisco Offline
#240 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2019, 9:45 PM EST
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Posts: 60,082
The house is nuttier than normal. Carry on.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#241 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2019, 6:46 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
8trackdisco Offline
#242 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2019, 7:03 AM EST
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Posts: 60,082
Monkey,
Are you back in you B-Ham cage like a good primate?

Pulling for Norwich currently. Would love positive vibes for the Arsenal later today.
corey sellers Offline
#243 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2019, 7:43 AM EST
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Posts: 10,365
Morning gents
jespear Offline
#244 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2019, 7:45 AM EST
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Posts: 9,464
Good morning, muddafuggas !

About 6 years ago I had a new bathroom put in.
The temp control cartridge in the handle is now "stripped" and not functioning, so I call the plumber and explain it to him.
He says to contact MOEN and get them to ship me a new cartridge, as they have a "lifetime" guarantee.
I tell him I have no paperwork or 'proof of purchase", but he says to contact them , regardless.
I fill out their email form and give them no info other than my mailing address.
No receipt. No model #. No exact purchase date, (I told them "about 6 years ago).
All I sent was a picture of the handle.
The next day, I get an email from MOEN stating that a handle and adaptor kit is on the way and will be here in about fifteen days.
NO CHARGE . . . not even S&H !
Now THAT is some serious customer service ! ThumpUp
Ram27 Offline
#245 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2019, 8:33 AM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,034
Sounds good jes, morning peeps...........





..............enjoy the day.






Herfing ram27bat Herfing
DrafterX Offline
#246 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2019, 9:00 AM EST
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Posts: 98,555
Cool Dudes....
SmokeMonkey Offline
#247 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2019, 9:00 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Monkey,
Are you back in you B-Ham cage like a good primate?

Pulling for Norwich currently. Would love positive vibes for the Arsenal later today.


I am. Watched a bit of Norwich, then started watching Game Day, which ABC has turned into a 3 hour Disney World commercial, as I start pregaming to watch the U play Florida tonight. I’ll be flipping between GD and Man Utd. And I’ll certainly be sending positive vibes for the Arsenal. The Gunners can’t beat those bastards bad enough for me.
Khaos WolfKat Offline
#248 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2019, 10:40 AM EST
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Posts: 14
Morning ladies and gents (and not particularly gentlemanly blokes)

victor809 wrote:
[...] Noobs don't get to request their own nicknames!


Oh! Not a problem then, as it wasn't a request! :P

victor809 wrote:
Nor do they get to designate who gets points for anything!


Oh, if you insist! Fine. Everyone, please see Victor with all complaints about missing points.


opelmanta1900 wrote:

As for the account in question, the avatar looks like if Rosie O'Donnell and weird Al Yankovic had a child and that child grew up and had a child with the girl who stole bubblegum from the chocolate factory and turned into a giant blueberry...
Let's call her the wolf of Willy wonka street...


My my. Did someone pee in your Wheaties, or are you always this charming?

tonygraz wrote:
After looking at her picture, I don't want to call her at all.

That's just as well. I prefer not to fraternise with certain sorts anyway.
Glad that's sorted.

jespear wrote:
Good morning, muddafuggas !
[...]
All I sent was a picture of the handle.
The next day, I get an email from MOEN stating that a handle and adaptor kit is on the way and will be here in about fifteen days.
NO CHARGE . . . not even S&H !
Now THAT is some serious customer service ! ThumpUp


Dude! That's AWESOME! Definitely a good morning. :D

As for me, I've got to caffeinate more, get ready for my DJ shift, and decide what I'm smoking later today.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#249 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2019, 10:51 AM EST
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Lactose intolerant... Gotta eat em with something...
victor809 Offline
#250 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2019, 10:55 AM EST
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Most of the ... Gentlemen... Here forget that they are fat, old fuggers.... Seem to think their opinion on anyone's looks was requested.

They've been insulting my looks for years. Say mean things like "shoulders of an Adonis" (really! Like I killed someone and wore their zombified flesh!) "Nose of a Greek statue" (clearly making fun of how much it's been broken) and "an ass that won't quit" (clearly making fun of my flatulence)

It's a cruel crowd... But they do seem overly interested in gladiator movies.
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