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izonfire Offline
#101 Posted: Sat, Aug 31 2019, 11:28 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Something about the way you say "hold me in blasphemy" makes it sound like you want an angry hug...


If that’s what it says to you, that says more about you than it does me.
But I am ready for an angry embrace if you need it...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#102 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 12:07 AM EST
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K, but just a quick one... And no eye contact... And call me Linda...
danmdevries Offline
#103 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 5:10 AM EST
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Sunday Sunday Sunday
jespear Offline
#104 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 5:59 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Nice!!!

OK. Crockpot for six hours, then twenty minutes on the grill. High searing heat over hardwood lump charcoal basted in Sweet Baby Rays sauce. Melt in your mouth fucquin good...


I got a smoker and I'm gonna use it.

HAPPY SEPTEMBER, muddafuggas !
danmdevries Offline
#105 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 7:24 AM EST
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Heading to the zoo with wife n boy.

Would rather say F it all and drive home though. Last night was several hours of drunken wife on a tirade about how I'm the laziest dumbass she's ever met.

Also sposeda storm. Oh well, already spent $100 on the tickets.
corey sellers Offline
#106 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 8:40 AM EST
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Morning gents

We lay daddy to rest today at 2 o'clock
izonfire Offline
#107 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 8:43 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
K, but just a quick one... And no eye contact... And call me Linda...


No di.ck contact and it’s cool.

Call me maybe
______

Mornin fellas
jespear Offline
#108 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:03 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Heading to the zoo with wife n boy.

Would rather say F it all and drive home though. Last night was several hours of drunken wife on a tirade about how I'm the laziest dumbass she's ever met.

Also sposeda storm. Oh well, already spent $100 on the tickets.


Seriously ?
She musta been REALLY drunk to say THAT.
From reading your daily posts, you are about the FURTHEST thing from a "lazy dumbass", IMHO !
jespear Offline
#109 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:07 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Morning gents

We lay daddy to rest today at 2 o'clock


Will stop what I'm doing at that time and have a moment of silence in his honor, Corey.
8trackdisco Offline
#110 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:37 AM EST
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Back in the Bay. Prepping for Arsenal v. Tottenham @ 10:30.
izonfire Offline
#111 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:46 AM EST
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Prayers Corey
8trackdisco Offline
#112 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:49 AM EST
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jespear wrote:

From reading your daily posts, you are about the FURTHEST thing from a "lazy dumbass", IMHO !


Well...... he certainly isn't lazy.
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#113 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 10:02 AM EST
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jespear wrote:
Will stop what I'm doing at that time and have a moment of silence in his honor, Corey.


Got an alarm set... I'll do the same...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#114 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 10:05 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Well...... he certainly isn't lazy.

Maybe... But for all we know, danm could be a 300 pound black woman from Alabama who does nothing all day but log onto internet forums and lie to people about who she is and what she does...
Ram27 Offline
#115 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 10:07 AM EST
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Prayers for corey & family.




Run danm run as fast as you can..............Frying pan



Hopefully better half is in a better frame of mind today. Think
deadeyedick Offline
#116 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 10:14 AM EST
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Good riddance to August and happy September! I'm almost finished pay my hot weather dues for another year.Angel
izonfire Offline
#117 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 10:29 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Maybe... But for all we know, danm could be a 300 pound black woman from Alabama who does nothing all day but log onto internet forums and lie to people about who she is and what she does...


Never considered that. But I hope you’re wrong. On both accounts.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#118 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 10:51 AM EST
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We'll talk about it more during the hug...
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#119 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 11:17 AM EST
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So at a wedding last night, ended up hanging out with a husband of Mrs. Beach's coworker. Among other things we we talked cigars. He's an infrequent smoker but has a humidor containing a box of CC Cohibas he bought overseas (don't know what type and can't verify authenticity). While talking humidification challenges, He asks, "What does it mean when I'm getting white spots on the tips of cigars?"
Gonz Brick wall Gonz Brick wall Gonz Brick wall

I try to restrain from gifting people with cigar info I've acquired over the years, but my dismay opened the floodgates. Rest of the evening I rained every last tidbit I had on storage, humidification, hygrometers, etc. I can only hope I've made the world a safer place for any future smokes he may purchase
rfenst Offline
#120 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 11:20 AM EST
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What, you didn't confiscate the Cohiba's to determine their authenticity?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#121 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 11:31 AM EST
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They were at a separate location, hampering my ability to authenticate and liberate
rfenst Offline
#122 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 12:47 PM EST
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Rookie.
RMAN4443 Offline
#123 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 1:15 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
Seriously ?
She musta been REALLY drunk to say THAT.
From reading your daily posts, you are about the FURTHEST thing from a "lazy dumbass", IMHO !

she musta heard about the tranny dude.....Anxious
SmokeMonkey Offline
#124 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 1:29 PM EST
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Good afternoon, y’all

Thinking about you and your family, Corey
opelmanta1900 Offline
#125 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 1:59 PM EST
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NBC sports on xfinity is finally airing my buddy's run on world poker tour: challenge the champs... 2 years later...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#126 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 3:06 PM EST
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My car smells good... Really good... So good that I'm fairly convinced a can of axe body spray that I keep in the glove compartment has likely exploded from the heat...
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#127 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 3:13 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Well...... he certainly isn't lazy.


I don't work enough, to give her enough money, so she can go on more vacations is where it kinda ended.

I think her trophy wife aspirations didn't pan out well enough
Sunoverbeach Offline
#128 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 4:40 PM EST
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Come hang out for a weekend as I pour my heart and soul into smoking, reading, movie watching, perhaps even some video gaming if I'm really motivated. Faced with this display of true sloth she'll have no choice but to beg your forgiveness
Ram27 Offline
#129 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 5:39 PM EST
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Evening y'all ram27bat

danm maybe blow back from your last trip without her.Frying pan

Keep on grilling folks. Beer
izonfire Offline
#130 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 6:41 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
We'll talk about it more during the hug...


That’s a lot to look forward to...
izonfire Offline
#131 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 6:44 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I don't work enough, to give her enough money, so she can go on more vacations is where it kinda ended.
I think her trophy wife aspirations didn't pan out well enough


It’s a new era. Tell her to be a strong independent woman and go out and make some money.
She’s a participation trophy wife
MACS Offline
#132 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 7:47 PM EST
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^^I like it... a "participation" trophy wife.

Dude... that's brilliant.
izonfire Offline
#133 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 8:22 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
^^I like it... a "participation" trophy wife.

Dude... that's brilliant.


Right???

Yeah, I keep tellin' everyone, but nobody listens...
izonfire Offline
#134 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 8:27 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
I got a smoker and I'm gonna use it.


Oh hell yeah!!! ThumpUp w:d/ ThumpUp

On my way down to the gulf, I hit
Bush's Bar-B-Que - 1703 Montgomery Hwy, Luverne in rural Alabama.

It is unbelievable stuff! No sauce on that, no sirree!!!
8trackdisco Offline
#135 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 8:30 PM EST
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Victory declared over the final third of a bottle of Cabo Wabo tequila.

Overpowered by a nap.
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#136 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:14 PM EST
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Cool Dudes..
DrafterX Offline
#137 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:17 PM EST
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Spent most of the day in da potato hills... no Bigfoots sighting this year... saw some deers and buffaloes tho...Mellow
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#138 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:18 PM EST
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did Daisy-Mae like the other critters?
DrafterX Offline
#139 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:25 PM EST
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She stayed home.. i had to be a carnie today... kinda anyways.. i drove around a golfcar delivery fat and crippled people from point A to B.. got to eat a couple corndogs tho...
Mellow
frankj1 Online
#140 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:26 PM EST
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not a bad day
DrafterX Offline
#141 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:35 PM EST
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Not really... watching OU beat Houston now.. had a few beers earlier... back to da hills in the morning for a meeting.. no work tho.. Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#142 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:42 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Spent most of the day in da potato hills... no Bigfoots sighting this year... saw some deers and buffaloes tho...Mellow

Why weren't the antelope playing with the deer.....Think
DrafterX Offline
#143 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:43 PM EST
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Bigfoots ate them all... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#144 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 9:47 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Bigfoots ate them all... Mellow

I knew it!!!Angry .....damn Bigfoots
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#145 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 10:00 PM EST
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prolly ate Cros too!
RMAN4443 Offline
#146 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 10:04 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
prolly ate Cros too!

was Cros like an antelope???Think
izonfire Offline
#147 Posted: Sun, Sep 1 2019, 11:30 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Spent most of the day in da potato hills... no Bigfoots sighting this year... saw some deers and buffaloes tho...Mellow


We all cleared out when we heard you were heading up.

We’re not as primitive as you would think.
How do ya think we’ve evaded definitive sightings all this time?
danmdevries Offline
#148 Posted: Mon, Sep 2 2019, 6:00 AM EST
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Welcome back to Monday fellas
SmokeMonkey Offline
#149 Posted: Mon, Sep 2 2019, 6:49 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
tonygraz Offline
#150 Posted: Mon, Sep 2 2019, 8:08 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
was Cros like an antelope???Think


More like a cantaloupe.
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