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izonfire
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Sat, Aug 31 2019, 11:28 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Something about the way you say "hold me in blasphemy" makes it sound like you want an angry hug...
If that’s what it says to you, that says more about you than it does me.
But I am ready for an angry embrace if you need it...
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K, but just a quick one... And no eye contact... And call me Linda...
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Sunday Sunday Sunday
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izonfire wrote:
Nice!!!
OK. Crockpot for six hours, then twenty minutes on the grill. High searing heat over hardwood lump charcoal basted in Sweet Baby Rays sauce. Melt in your mouth fucquin good...
I got a smoker and I'm gonna use it.
HAPPY SEPTEMBER, muddafuggas !
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Heading to the zoo with wife n boy.
Would rather say F it all and drive home though. Last night was several hours of drunken wife on a tirade about how I'm the laziest dumbass she's ever met.
Also sposeda storm. Oh well, already spent $100 on the tickets.
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Morning gents
We lay daddy to rest today at 2 o'clock
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
K, but just a quick one... And no eye contact... And call me Linda...
No di.ck contact and it’s cool.
Call me maybe
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Mornin fellas
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danmdevries wrote:
Heading to the zoo with wife n boy.
Would rather say F it all and drive home though.
Last night was several hours of drunken wife on a tirade about how I'm the laziest dumbass she's ever met.
Also sposeda storm. Oh well, already spent $100 on the tickets.
Seriously ?
She musta been REALLY drunk to say THAT.
From reading your daily posts, you are about the FURTHEST thing from a "lazy dumbass", IMHO !
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corey sellers wrote:
Morning gents
We lay daddy to rest today at 2 o'clock
Will stop what I'm doing at that time and have a moment of silence in his honor, Corey.
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Back in the Bay. Prepping for Arsenal v. Tottenham @ 10:30.
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Prayers Corey
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jespear wrote:
From reading your daily posts, you are about the FURTHEST thing from a "lazy dumbass", IMHO !
Well...... he certainly isn't lazy.
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jespear wrote:
Will stop what I'm doing at that time and have a moment of silence in his honor, Corey.
Got an alarm set... I'll do the same...
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8trackdisco wrote:
Well...... he certainly isn't lazy.
Maybe... But for all we know, danm could be a 300 pound black woman from Alabama who does nothing all day but log onto internet forums and lie to people about who she is and what she does...
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Prayers for corey & family.
Run danm run as fast as you can..............
Hopefully better half is in a better frame of mind today.
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Good riddance to August and happy September! I'm almost finished pay my hot weather dues for another year.
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Maybe... But for all we know, danm could be a 300 pound black woman from Alabama who does nothing all day but log onto internet forums and lie to people about who she is and what she does...
Never considered that. But I hope you’re wrong. On both accounts.
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We'll talk about it more during the hug...
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So at a wedding last night, ended up hanging out with a husband of Mrs. Beach's coworker. Among other things we we talked cigars. He's an infrequent smoker but has a humidor containing a box of CC Cohibas he bought overseas (don't know what type and can't verify authenticity). While talking humidification challenges, He asks, "What does it mean when I'm getting white spots on the tips of cigars?"
I try to restrain from gifting people with cigar info I've acquired over the years, but my dismay opened the floodgates. Rest of the evening I rained every last tidbit I had on storage, humidification, hygrometers, etc. I can only hope I've made the world a safer place for any future smokes he may purchase
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What, you didn't confiscate the Cohiba's to determine their authenticity?
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They were at a separate location, hampering my ability to authenticate and liberate
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Rookie.
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jespear wrote:
Seriously ?
She musta been REALLY drunk to say THAT.
From reading your daily posts, you are about the FURTHEST thing from a "lazy dumbass", IMHO !
she musta heard about the tranny dude.....
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Good afternoon, y’all
Thinking about you and your family, Corey
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NBC sports on xfinity is finally airing my buddy's run on world poker tour: challenge the champs... 2 years later...
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My car smells good... Really good... So good that I'm fairly convinced a can of axe body spray that I keep in the glove compartment has likely exploded from the heat...
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8trackdisco wrote:
Well...... he certainly isn't lazy.
I don't work enough, to give her enough money, so she can go on more vacations is where it kinda ended.
I think her trophy wife aspirations didn't pan out well enough
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Come hang out for a weekend as I pour my heart and soul into smoking, reading, movie watching, perhaps even some video gaming if I'm really motivated. Faced with this display of true sloth she'll have no choice but to beg your forgiveness
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Evening y'all
danm maybe blow back from your last trip without her.
Keep on grilling folks.
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
We'll talk about it more during the hug...
That’s a lot to look forward to...
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danmdevries wrote:
I don't work enough, to give her enough money, so she can go on more vacations is where it kinda ended.
I think her trophy wife aspirations didn't pan out well enough
It’s a new era. Tell her to be a strong independent woman and go out and make some money.
She’s a participation trophy wife
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^^I like it... a "participation" trophy wife.
Dude... that's brilliant.
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MACS wrote:
^^I like it... a "participation" trophy wife.
Dude... that's brilliant.
Right???
Yeah, I keep tellin' everyone, but nobody listens...
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jespear wrote:
I got a smoker and I'm gonna use it.
Oh hell yeah!!!
w:d/
On my way down to the gulf, I hit
Bush's Bar-B-Que - 1703 Montgomery Hwy, Luverne in rural Alabama.
It is unbelievable stuff! No sauce on that, no sirree!!!
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Victory declared over the final third of a bottle of Cabo Wabo tequila.
Overpowered by a nap.
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Dudes..
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Spent most of the day in da potato hills... no Bigfoots sighting this year... saw some deers and buffaloes tho...
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did Daisy-Mae like the other critters?
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She stayed home.. i had to be a carnie today... kinda anyways.. i drove around a golfcar delivery fat and crippled people from point A to B.. got to eat a couple corndogs tho...
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not a bad day
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Not really... watching OU beat Houston now.. had a few beers earlier... back to da hills in the morning for a meeting.. no work tho..
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DrafterX wrote:
Spent most of the day in da potato hills... no Bigfoots sighting this year... saw some deers and buffaloes tho...
Why weren't the antelope playing with the deer.....
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Bigfoots ate them all...
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DrafterX wrote:
Bigfoots ate them all...
I knew it!!!
.....damn Bigfoots
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prolly ate Cros too!
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frankj1 wrote:
prolly ate Cros too!
was Cros like an antelope???
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DrafterX wrote:
Spent most of the day in da potato hills... no Bigfoots sighting this year... saw some deers and buffaloes tho...
We all cleared out when we heard you were heading up.
We’re not as primitive as you would think.
How do ya think we’ve evaded definitive sightings all this time?
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Welcome back to Monday fellas
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Good morning, y’all
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RMAN4443 wrote:
was Cros like an antelope???
More like a cantaloupe.
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