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frankj1 Offline
#201 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 5:14 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
LOL, Frank.

Robert, I know you also must love and feel bad for poor Danm.
He's amazing...and yet he laughs at all this
delta1 Offline
#202 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 5:16 PM EST
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I suspect danm is a 400 lb Russian troll trying to make us all feel like layabout losers...
frankj1 Offline
#203 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 5:20 PM EST
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his wife said the lazy *****ue coulda had the whole roof done by now on his lunch breaks if he had any motivation.
delta1 Offline
#204 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 5:23 PM EST
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she should offer to mix up a batch of Makers Mark Old Fashioneds and plug in the DVR then...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#205 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 5:24 PM EST
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Anyone know what kinda evil bug this is?

https://i.imgur.com/8pVHpnL.jpg
danmdevries Offline
#206 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 5:30 PM EST
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Even if I cleared the road, they still drive into my ditch at all hours of the day and night.

It happens in the middle of the summer on a clear dry day.

It happens in the dead of winter on a dark snowy night.

Doesn't matter, they just drive into my ditch.
frankj1 Offline
#207 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 5:30 PM EST
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for 205-
just smoke it
frankj1 Offline
#208 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 5:31 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Even if I cleared the road, they still drive into my ditch at all hours of the day and night.

It happens in the middle of the summer on a clear dry day.

It happens in the dead of winter on a dark snowy night.

Doesn't matter, they just drive into my ditch.

if you're not gonna clear the ditch, then bring a six pack.
we're dying up here.
MACS Offline
#209 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 6:27 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Anyone know what kinda evil bug this is?

https://i.imgur.com/8pVHpnL.jpg


I dunno, but he landed on your stash!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#210 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 6:55 PM EST
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I refuse to shovel. Still waiting for the dam leaves to fall. Shoulda dressed as Santa for Halloween
8trackdisco Offline
#211 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 7:19 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
It's a shame, I looked great in the tutu.


Shouldn't your fat azz be in the three-three?
victor809 Offline
#212 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 7:24 PM EST
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Well... I got two tutus stiched together. Is that a fourfour?
8trackdisco Offline
#213 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 7:28 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Two weeks from today... I’m under the knife. I’m getting sort of weirded out.


What are you getting cut on/out? I may have missed a story line (or forgot).
8trackdisco Offline
#214 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 7:43 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Even if I cleared the road, they still drive into my ditch at all hours of the day and night.

It happens in the middle of the summer on a clear dry day.

It happens in the dead of winter on a dark snowy night.

Doesn't matter, they just drive into my ditch.


Fill the ditch with dirty syringes from work.
teedubbya Offline
#215 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 7:44 PM EST
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Valve sparing aortic root replacement. Full on open heart. 6-8” incision, crack ribs, bypass machine etc.

Google modified David’s valve sparing aortic root replacement.

On the Tuesday prior I get a cath. To look for silent blockages. If any, they will do bypasses at the same time.

Yea. Gotta love genetics.


Hey frank., remember my adoption story? Received an email from my birth sister. She just had an echo and they found the same issue in her. Hers is only 4.3cm though. Mine has grown to 5.5.
teedubbya Offline
#216 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 7:45 PM EST
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Emai received from her just this week. Irony.
8trackdisco Offline
#217 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 7:53 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Well... I got two tutus stiched together. Is that a fourfour?


If you get any bigger, it will be a 4 by 4. It's a gateway drug. Next thing, you are breaking down with Danm with a questionable tranny.
8trackdisco Offline
#218 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 7:56 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Valve sparing aortic root replacement. Full on open heart. 6-8” incision, crack ribs, bypass machine etc.

Google modified David’s valve sparing aortic root replacement.

On the Tuesday prior I get a cath. To look for silent blockages. If any, they will do bypasses at the same time.

Yea. Gotta love genetics.

Hey frank., remember my adoption story? Received an email from my birth sister. She just had an echo and they found the same issue in her. Hers is only 4.3cm though. Mine has grown to 5.5.


That's troubling. You need a replacement for your 5.5 cm root?
Hoping for a successful bypass. And not a Bi brother Passing.
teedubbya Offline
#219 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:05 PM EST
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Yes. They cut the aorta off the heart and replace the riot area with a Dacron tube. Then they reimplement the valve hopefully. Otherwise they put in artificial.
teedubbya Offline
#220 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:06 PM EST
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Don’t know yet if any bipasses are necessary yet.
teedubbya Offline
#221 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:08 PM EST
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https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/17421-valve-sparing-or-valve-preserving-surgery-reimplantation-surgery

If you are bored.
8trackdisco Offline
#222 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:11 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Yes. They cut the aorta off the heart and replace the riot area with a Dacron tube. Then they reimplement the valve hopefully. Otherwise they put in artificial.


Success rate on this type of surgery?
teedubbya Offline
#223 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:17 PM EST
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Depends where you look and what mortality rate you are looking at. Roughly 10% mortality nationally give or take. 1-2% mortality in Cleveland.

There are a lot of variables in that though.
teedubbya Offline
#224 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:18 PM EST
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Just reread that. It comes off different than intended.

I’ll be good. Recovery will be a bitch though.
frankj1 Offline
#225 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:21 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:

Hey frank., remember my adoption story? Received an email from my birth sister. She just had an echo and they found the same issue in her. Hers is only 4.3cm though. Mine has grown to 5.5.


I remember...and I'm doing the best version pf praying I can muster Tim.
teedubbya Offline
#226 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:21 PM EST
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I’ll be in Cleveland. Trying to stack the deck.
frankj1 Offline
#227 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:23 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Well... I got two tutus stiched together. Is that a fourfour?

definitely not petit fours though
teedubbya Offline
#228 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:24 PM EST
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We call that an Oklahoma prom dress.
teedubbya Offline
#229 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 8:28 PM EST
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Thanks frank. I’ll take all I can get. Although I do t intend to go toward the light unless it’s really pretty. Hopefully it’s red flashing and instinct kicks in. Run Forrest run.
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#230 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 9:30 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I’ll be in Cleveland. Trying to stack the deck.


Better chance of a successful surgical outcome in Cleveland

Three times the chances on being shot in the chest while leaving.

What does the recovery entail?
MACS Offline
#231 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 9:40 PM EST
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I'm gonna guess having your chest bones fuse back together is just a damn painful process.
Abrignac Offline
#232 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 9:48 PM EST
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Don’t forget the sore deek from the Foley bag.
victor809 Offline
#233 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 9:58 PM EST
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On the upside this is the first time TW has ever been 5.5 anything.
teedubbya Offline
#234 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:10 PM EST
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Recovery is long. 2 days icu. 5-7 more inpatient. 6 weeks doing nothing followed by 6 weeks cardiac rehab.

I’m just worried and bitching though. We have a couple brothers here that have been through various open heart surgeries and don’t say much.

They’ve reached out to me and have no idea how much I appreciate it.
teedubbya Offline
#235 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:11 PM EST
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Sore feel thing doesn’t scare me. Benefit of having dwarf **** syndrome
teedubbya Offline
#236 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:11 PM EST
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Feel equals deek. Kind of cool autocorrect.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#237 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:15 PM EST
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Beat of luck to you TW. Feeling much better about getting my wisdom teeth ripped out my skull in the morning
teedubbya Offline
#238 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:20 PM EST
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Funny. I’m approaching this like wisdom teeth. 321 sleep. Wake up and recover.
Abrignac Offline
#239 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:21 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Funny. I’m approaching this like wisdom teeth. 321 sleep. Wake up and recover.


Great way to see it.
teedubbya Offline
#240 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:24 PM EST
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I am sort of embarrassed they will see my nub and have to try to put something in it.
Ram27 Offline
#241 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:27 PM EST
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Power outage...Frying pan
teedubbya Offline
#242 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:28 PM EST
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No it’s up.
Abrignac Offline
#243 Posted: Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:30 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I am sort of embarrassed they will see my nub and have to try to put something in it.


That’s one of those oh well situations.
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#244 Posted: Fri, Nov 1 2019, 2:33 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Beat of luck to you TW. Feeling much better about getting my wisdom teeth ripped out my skull in the morning


If it's any solace, they had to break one of my wisdom teeth before removing it and the other three all at once. The biggest issue I had was the feeling I had when I when I took my first painkiller pill later in the day.

It was easily the best I have ever felt in my life. Woke up two hours later and flushed the rest of the pills down the toilet. Nobody should ever feel that good unless they are passing through the Pearly Gates.

The following 36 hours weren't the greatest, but I didn't end up an addict.
8trackdisco Offline
#245 Posted: Fri, Nov 1 2019, 2:37 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
On the upside this is the first time TW has ever been 5.5 anything.


Can't imagine a catheter. On a normal ho hum moment, my deek is like a button on a fur coat. Mentally preparing for a needle going in the bladder would turn me into an Inny.
8trackdisco Offline
#246 Posted: Fri, Nov 1 2019, 2:40 AM EST
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Oh.... Happy Friday, everyone.
8trackdisco Offline
#247 Posted: Fri, Nov 1 2019, 2:42 AM EST
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We set the record in Green Bay for the most snow in October.... Evahh. 28 degrees currently. The good news is, only six months of winter left.

Victor,
Did you do the drunk bumbling on the bike?
MACS Offline
#248 Posted: Fri, Nov 1 2019, 3:25 AM EST
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You're up far too late, young man.

Or far too early. Think
danmdevries Offline
#249 Posted: Fri, Nov 1 2019, 3:53 AM EST
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Happy Friday fellas.
8trackdisco Offline
#250 Posted: Fri, Nov 1 2019, 6:13 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
You're up far too late, young man.

Or far too early. Think



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