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Sunoverbeach Offline
#301 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 5:26 PM EST
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Pilsner maybe. A stout might be pushing it
MACS Offline
#302 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 5:54 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Pilsner maybe. A stout might be pushing it


True... true... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#303 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 6:08 PM EST
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Enough snow so the local speleological group meeting was canceled.

I guess I can go to the gym.... maybe
danmdevries Offline
#304 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 6:33 PM EST
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Snow here too.

Haven't seen snow most of this winter.

Oh well. Back to work, but now on regular time.
MACS Offline
#305 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 6:38 PM EST
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It was 27 degrees when I got up this morning. High of 58 today.

Global cooling and stuff.
danmdevries Offline
#306 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 7:08 PM EST
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30 minutes into my 20 minute drive to work. I'm exactly halfway. Not crawling along anymore. Stopped. Some dumbass took out the traffic light at a really busy intersection.
teedubbya Offline
#307 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 7:10 PM EST
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Went to super bowl parade. My body isn’t ready for that. Hurtin bad. Yikes.

Sleep
izonfire Offline
#308 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 7:25 PM EST
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TIMMAY!!!!!!
teedubbya Offline
#309 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 7:32 PM EST
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Football crowds are a different breed. I’m gimpy yet a couple guys tried to start a fight with me. But another dude was very polite. After starting a fight with the dude in front of me and list of n words he apologized for stepping in my foot.
MACS Offline
#310 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 7:42 PM EST
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I have begun the drinking of the liquid from hades... the 4 dulcolax they had me take at noon has already emptied me out.

Doesn't taste bad, but consuming 8 ounces every 10 minutes until 3 liters is gone is no fun. The movements at this point are 100% water.
teedubbya Offline
#311 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 7:52 PM EST
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I’m praying for your poop shoot Macs.
DrafterX Offline
#312 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 7:55 PM EST
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Moving water... could be a song or even band title... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#313 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 7:56 PM EST
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The Hershey Squirts?
DrafterX Offline
#314 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 7:56 PM EST
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TW..!! Laugh

Did you get to see the car chase..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#315 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 7:58 PM EST
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Yes I actually did. Unfortunately we ended up right up front unable to really move for hours.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#316 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:00 PM EST
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This 500 has gone to chit
teedubbya Offline
#317 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:01 PM EST
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One of the dudes that wanted to fight me was mad because my 14 year old daughter fainted from standing, lack of food and the crowd. I caught her and the folks behind me let her use their little folding stool to sit while she ate and drank. The dude wanted to cut through the shoulder to shoulder crowd and wanted her to move out of his way.

He got pissed and started coming at me but the crowd took care of him. Never did see where he ended up.
teedubbya Offline
#318 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:02 PM EST
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It was a rough day. As I said I’m hurting.
DrafterX Offline
#319 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:06 PM EST
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Bummer.... I'm prolly gonna fall asleep soon myself... busy day at work today and expecting the same tomorrow... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#320 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:07 PM EST
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Yea I have a busy one tomorrow to or I’d take it off and sleep. I bit off more than I can chew today.
corey sellers Offline
#321 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:07 PM EST
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Macs hope you got the wet wipes it helps. I have never had the procedure yet the wife has and I got her wipes and that helped you can only wipe it dry so many times . Yes this has turned to shiat.
DrafterX Offline
#322 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:12 PM EST
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Did any of the Chief cheerleaders show their boobs..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#323 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:16 PM EST
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No but a few of the players did. Hill was one of them.
MACS Offline
#324 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:17 PM EST
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I gotta drink another liter of this in the morning??

WHY!? For the love of God, WHY!??
Sunoverbeach Offline
#325 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:18 PM EST
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Final rinse
teedubbya Offline
#326 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:18 PM EST
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That last one is just an inside joke to the doctors.
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#327 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:21 PM EST
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Saw the Chiefs play an exhibition game in Norman several years ago... i was impressed with the cheerleaders... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#328 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:21 PM EST
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Did you see their boobs?
corey sellers Offline
#329 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:22 PM EST
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Did you see boobs?
victor809 Offline
#330 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:23 PM EST
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Anyone try to take you glasses tw?
teedubbya Offline
#331 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:27 PM EST
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Not this time. That’s the thing, I’m a big guy but have always avoided fights. You’ve seen that. Weird that twice today .....

I must be showing weakness.
MACS Offline
#332 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:33 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
That last one is just an inside joke to the doctors.


I don't even think it's necessary for me to finish these 3 liters. Good grief.
teedubbya Offline
#333 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:35 PM EST
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Had a buddy that thought that so he didn’t. Dr started then quit. Had to start over.
teedubbya Offline
#334 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:36 PM EST
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The second time a month or two later he just did it lol.
corey sellers Offline
#335 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:36 PM EST
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Get you a smoke and knock it down brother.
corey sellers Offline
#336 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:40 PM EST
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Tee next time just punch them in the throat don't ask questions just prove a point or act queer they will leave you alone then also. # metoo
teedubbya Offline
#337 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:43 PM EST
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That worked for the dude in murwan
corey sellers Offline
#338 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:44 PM EST
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Muhan? Dam this **** is spreading.
corey sellers Offline
#339 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:46 PM EST
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Good night fella's

Hope everything goes good tomorrow Macs
DrafterX Offline
#340 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:47 PM EST
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TW wore wimmins shoes to da Superbowl Parade..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#341 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 8:51 PM EST
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No I was just talking about it.
DrafterX Offline
#342 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 9:12 PM EST
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Sometimes that's enough... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#343 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 9:13 PM EST
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True true
delta1 Offline
#344 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 9:25 PM EST
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drink it all MACS...you want a clean colon when they put the scope in there...they'll let you watch on a monitor and it'll be embarrassing to see fudge particles...

baby wipes are definitely recommended...and some baby oil or other lubricant...otherwise wiping with TP will feel like 60 grit sandpaper...
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#345 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 10:39 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I don't even think it's necessary for me to finish these 3 liters. Good grief.


Yup.

Drink em all.

Can’t have murky poo sludge residues.

Need to be Sprite like. Bubbles optional.
frankj1 Offline
#346 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 10:44 PM EST
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this won't END well...
MACS Offline
#347 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 11:29 PM EST
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I am literally expelling clean water now... I don't even need to flush!
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#348 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 1:31 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
That last one is just an inside joke to the doctors.

It’ll be outside soon...
izonfire Offline
#349 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 1:32 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I don't even think it's necessary for me to finish these 3 liters. Good grief.

No. It’s not.
Just finish 2.
And most of the third...
izonfire Offline
#350 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 1:37 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I am literally expelling clean water now... I don't even need to flush!

Good luck with the procedure MACS.
The ordeal will be over soon...
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