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victor809 Offline
#101 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 4:50 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
But are they real..?? Mellow


20lb of solid fat.

Each
delta1 Offline
#102 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 4:58 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Would they let me quarantine on the beach? Or underwater?
I'd be ok with that



made me think of "All Out of Love"
DrafterX Offline
#103 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 5:09 PM EST
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You're jamming to it now huh... Mellow
MACS Offline
#104 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 5:10 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
You're jamming to it now huh... Mellow


I don't think one "jams" to Air Supply. Huh
danmdevries Offline
#105 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 5:11 PM EST
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Back to work...

8trackdisco Offline
#106 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 5:17 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Would they let me quarantine on the beach? Or underwater?
I'd be ok with that


I vote for keeping you submerged below the surface for two weeks.
8trackdisco Offline
#107 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 5:18 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I don't think one "jams" to Air Supply. Huh


(Chortle)
MACS Offline
#108 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 5:18 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I vote for keeping you submerged below the surface for two weeks.


Seconded.
8trackdisco Offline
#109 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 5:21 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
made me think of "All Out of Love"


Air Supply made a song about Drafters dikc.

Making Love Out of Nothing At All.
tonygraz Offline
#110 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 7:02 PM EST
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jclark137 wrote:
Is cigar bid still sending out Cigars


They were as of Wednesday. Where have you been - Frank and your mother were worried about you- no words for 8 years.
delta1 Offline
#111 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 7:37 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Air Supply made a song about Drafters dikc.

Making Love Out of Nothing At All.



OhMyGod


Not talking
izonfire Offline
#112 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 7:39 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
They were as of Wednesday. Where have you been - Frank and your mother were worried about you- no words for 8 years.

It's Jack Clark, secret love child of DiÇk Clark.
If word gets out, he could be in danger...
frankj1 Offline
#113 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 9:12 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
They were as of Wednesday. Where have you been - Frank and your mother were worried about you- no words for 8 years.

didn't know who he was talking to, but he's not mine.
We don't care.
Speyside Offline
#114 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 9:45 PM EST
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Frank, he's somebodys. Well, unless, ah, never mind you wouldn't get it. You didn't read the sequel.
DrafterX Offline
#115 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 9:53 PM EST
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So, how did da gecko ring the door bell..?? Think
USNGunner Offline
#116 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 9:55 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
So, how did da gecko ring the door bell..?? Think


With his pecker.
Palama Offline
#117 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 10:03 PM EST
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More COVID-19 stuff:

Starting next week Friday, our SIL will be on paid Administrative Leave from his job at the Pearl Harbor Naval Shipyard for 30 days.
MACS Offline
#118 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 10:06 PM EST
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For the next 2 weeks my wife (she works at the Naval Amphib Base in Coronado) working 2 days, 3 days paid admin.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#119 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 10:53 PM EST
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Things got a bit too much for my wife at work... Boss was grateful she held on this long but realized it's too much for her... So she's working from home from here on out... Takes a load off of my mind...

I'm setting up a home office this weekend, her boss is buying her a computer and said if internet speed isn't fast enough he'll pay for what will work...

Made a strawberry crumble too celebrate the new arrangement... I'm happy and fat...

Going for attempt #3 on a loaf of white bread... I've been over fermenting the yeast and it's been coming out tasting like white wine...
8trackdisco Offline
#120 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 11:36 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Things got a bit too much for my wife at work... Boss was grateful she held on this long but realized it's too much for her... So she's working from home from here on out... Takes a load off of my mind...

I'm setting up a home office this weekend, her boss is buying her a computer and said if internet speed isn't fast enough he'll pay for what will work...

Made a strawberry crumble too celebrate the new arrangement... I'm happy and fat...

Going for attempt #3 on a loaf of white bread... I've been over fermenting the yeast and it's been coming out tasting like white wine...


My wife continues to go into the office and insists on running all of the errands every day. She just told me she feels “run down”, went to bed and is quietly snoring two minutes after hitting the pillow. Amazing how a person’s anxiety can go from 3.5 to 8.5 after hearing a single sentence.

Sleep won’t be easy tonight. At least for me.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#121 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 11:44 PM EST
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I'll be praying for the both of you... Keep us updated...
izonfire Offline
#122 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 11:45 PM EST
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Found a sparsely populated place to hunker down for the duration of this schitt.
Aside from disappearing into the boonies on occasion, 98.2% certain I'll be staying here.
izonfire Offline
#123 Posted: Fri, Mar 20 2020, 11:47 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
My wife continues to go into the office and insists on running all of the errands every day. She just told me she feels “run down”, went to bed and is quietly snoring two minutes after hitting the pillow. Amazing how a person’s anxiety can go from 3.5 to 8.5 after hearing a single sentence.

Sleep won’t be easy tonight. At least for me.

Damn 8Track.
You get any confirmed cases up by you, she's gotta stop doing that...
danmdevries Offline
#124 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 12:40 AM EST
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Happy Saturday fellas.

izonfire Offline
#125 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 12:57 AM EST
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Good mornin' Danm
USNGunner Offline
#126 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 1:05 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Found a sparsely populated place to hunker down for the duration of this schitt.
Aside from disappearing into the boonies on occasion, 98.2% certain I'll be staying here.



Nice. So where you at?
izonfire Offline
#127 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 1:17 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Nice. So where you at?

A cozy undisclosed location...

How you doin Gunner?
CelticBomber Offline
#128 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 1:33 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
A cozy undisclosed location...

How you doin Gunner?



Disclose please? I just need to update my records.... Whistle
USNGunner Offline
#129 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 1:36 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
A cozy undisclosed location...

How you doin Gunner?


I'm doing good. Spinning the rolodex. Looking at empty flat rate boxes. Biding my time. whip
izonfire Offline
#130 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 1:48 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
I'm doing good. Spinning the rolodex. Looking at empty flat rate boxes. Biding my time. whip

Maybe you’ll find somebody deserving to send to. And same to Celtic.
Maybe you can kick him in the head for me...
8trackdisco Offline
#131 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 5:24 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Damn 8Track.
You get any confirmed cases up by you, she's gotta stop doing that...

2 in my county confirmed, 2 more in 2 adjacent counties.
Cheno Offline
#132 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 7:35 AM EST
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Morning y'all. On vacation next week and we are shut in as of today at 5pm in Illinois. I'm good on just and everything we will need not to leave house until I need to go back to work.
deadeyedick Offline
#133 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 8:26 AM EST
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Morning Cheno and the rest of yous. I'm doing my social distancing on the desert trails today. Been seeing requests for blood donations saying they are critically low, so I made an appointment to give blood on Monday. They won't let the wife donate cuz she is under the weight limit.

Trying to get creative with the workouts since they closed the gyms. Kinda wishing I had one of those total body contraptions that Chuck Norris pushes.
Ram27 Offline
#134 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 8:44 AM EST
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Good morning y'all. Herfing ram27bat Herfing
victor809 Offline
#135 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 8:58 AM EST
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Gonna go caving today... (Walking not swimming).
Maybe I'll get covid-19 from the bats.
DrafterX Offline
#136 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 9:13 AM EST
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Screw da bats... Not talking
USNGunner Offline
#137 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 9:29 AM EST
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Cheno wrote:
Morning y'all. On vacation next week and we are shut in as of today at 5pm in Illinois. I'm good on just and everything we will need not to leave house until I need to go back to work.


We at John Deere are proud to have been declared "critical infrastructure" and are exempted from same proclamation. We will, in this time of pestilence, disease, and famine, to produce the finest in agriculture and Lawn care products.

Seriously. DHS exempted us. Of course, no one is really locked down. But I keep a 30 day pantry so we're good.
MACS Offline
#138 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 9:49 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Trying to get creative with the workouts since they closed the gyms. Kinda wishing I had one of those total body contraptions that Chuck Norris pushes.


Do you have a kettlebell? I did a workout in the back yard that will get the blood flowing for sure. Set a timer for 20 minutes and start it. Do 10 burpees, 10 kettlebell swings and then 10 squats with the kettlebell one right after the other. Rest for 30 seconds and repeat until the timer goes off.

That will 100% kick your ass. Total body workout and your heart rate will skyrocket for 20 minutes.
MACS Offline
#139 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 9:50 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Screw da bats... Not talking


I think that's what started the whole thing... Mellow
Cheno Offline
#140 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 9:53 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
We at John Deere are proud to have been declared "critical infrastructure" and are exempted from same proclamation. We will, in this time of pestilence, disease, and famine, to produce the finest in agriculture and Lawn care products.

Seriously. DHS exempted us. Of course, no one is really locked down. But I keep a 30 day pantry so we're good.



I am a utility worker so I have to work as well. Only was supposed to be on vacation for my kids spring break so we can do something but those things have changed now. I have plenty of food too. And if it comes to it where I dare break into the emergency/camping supply I have food for many months.
corey sellers Offline
#141 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 11:23 AM EST
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How's it going fella's?
Went fishing this morning caught 15 bass a couple bluegill in the pond behind the house .
opelmanta1900 Offline
#142 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 11:30 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
How's it going fella's?
Went fishing this morning caught 15 bass a couple bluegill in the pond behind the house .

I'm jealous...
delta1 Offline
#143 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 11:39 AM EST
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you guys are disgusting...having sex with bats and white bread...have you no shame?
deadeyedick Offline
#144 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 11:47 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I'm jealous...


+1
corey sellers Offline
#145 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 11:50 AM EST
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Fixing to put some ribs on the smoker shortly.
deadeyedick Offline
#146 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 11:55 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Do you have a kettlebell? I did a workout in the back yard that will get the blood flowing for sure. Set a timer for 20 minutes and start it. Do 10 burpees, 10 kettlebell swings and then 10 squats with the kettlebell one right after the other. Rest for 30 seconds and repeat until the timer goes off.

That will 100% kick your ass. Total body workout and your heart rate will skyrocket for 20 minutes.


Can't do any kind of workout that involves squats due to my damned knee. Doing most anything else including upper body, dips, pushups, pull-ups, etc. I walk 4-5 miles each day @ 4 mph but the heart rate never gets up past 115 or so. Nothing like a good run which I no longer can do. Think I need a total gym thingy.
clintCigar Offline
#147 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 12:41 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Found a sparsely populated place to hunker down for the duration of this schitt.
Aside from disappearing into the boonies on occasion, 98.2% certain I'll be staying here.

Are you in a RV/travel trailer?
Speyside Offline
#148 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 12:51 PM EST
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I'm a guessin he's in a jeep.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#149 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 1:10 PM EST
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I'm thinking a van, down by the river
MACS Offline
#150 Posted: Sat, Mar 21 2020, 1:42 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I'm thinking a van, down by the river


He's camping with Jamie?
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