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opelmanta1900 Offline
#151 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 9:33 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
I am glad he is taking the time to help all the guys out with there issues. Hopefully they send him some Gurkhas and Cohiba red dots.

Those Cohiba red dots are weird... ever notice they never say "havana" on them anywhere? Starting to think they might not even be Cuban....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#152 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 9:36 AM EST
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went up to courtright for the evening bite yesterday... got there about 5, hiked to my solitary little spot, and proceeded to catch 3 rainbows and decent little brown...

Also got to see one of those fire fighting helicopters with the water grabbing hose... flew right over me... didn't grab any water though...

Got home around 10ish, made a couple tri tip steaks, and then slept like a rock for 7 hours...
CelticBomber Offline
#153 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 9:38 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Celtics gonna have so many cigars once all these noobs finish sending him thank you bombs...



If you join the Vherf this weekend I will share my screen to show you how many PMs I've gotten.....

No cigars coming but, I did get three phone numbers!Love
victor809 Offline
#154 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 9:46 AM EST
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Cheno wrote:
Mothership just put on on Facebook that their customer service is temporally closed. That explains on why Celtic is helping out in these times.


chit. I hope they're still in the office tomorrow. I literally just sent them some cupcakes from us.
Ram27 Offline
#155 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 9:47 AM EST
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Peeps......
MACS Offline
#156 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 9:53 AM EST
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All the CS reps musta got the rona... RIP ladies... RIP...
victor809 Offline
#157 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 10:01 AM EST
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RIP our newest Rona victims.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#158 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 10:06 AM EST
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They claim it's because of a "system outage"... i hear they went in strike....
deadeyedick Offline
#159 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 10:13 AM EST
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Really guacamuggy 92F this morning in da desert. Feels like Iowa without the tornado warnings. Did a 4 mile death march and now loading up to head for the mountains for a few days.
HockeyDad Offline
#160 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 10:27 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
They claim it's because of a "system outage"... i hear they went in strike....


System outage...That’s exactly the kind of thing I would expect the ‘Rona to say. Sounds like a ‘Rona takeover.
DrafterX Offline
#161 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 10:29 AM EST
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there should be system outrage... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#162 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 10:50 AM EST
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Poor coronavirus. I hope it doesn't get delayed or something.
frankj1 Offline
#163 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 11:56 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Should we wonder why there were 2 butt pirates before him?... Or her?

me spydie sense is tingling...

J'accuse!
MACS Offline
#164 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 12:21 PM EST
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So... is it that we cannot help... or is it that we choose not to help because it's funnier?

Or both?
Palama Offline
#165 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 12:59 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
If you join the Vherf this weekend I will share my screen to show you how many PMs I've gotten.....

No cigars coming but, I did get three phone numbers!Love


You braggin’ or complainin’? Think
deadeyedick Offline
#166 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 1:00 PM EST
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Ahh..... now in the mountains. Temps are down and a nice breeze. Wife wants me to cut a low hanging branch but I think I should smoke a cigar and just ponder it.
victor809 Offline
#167 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 1:04 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
me spydie sense is tingling...

J'accuse!


Ah that makes more sense....
So there was only one buttpirate before 03. But we had to count him twice due to.... size.
CelticBomber Offline
#168 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 1:38 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
You braggin’ or complainin’? Think


Definitely bragging. Have we not met before?
Stogie1020 Offline
#169 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 3:19 PM EST
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OUTRAGE.

I bought two TEN packs of a specific cigar in freefall.

They just shipped on-time but instead of two TEN packs, it looks like they sent me four FIVE packs!

WTFBBQ?????

Been on hold for 93 minutes trying to resolve this. I already spoke to Celtic AND Jerry Falwell.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#170 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 3:30 PM EST
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At least you got more packs than ordered. I once won four 5 packs and only received 1 lousy bundle of 20. Been on hold for 3 months and have sent 14,369 emails
opelmanta1900 Offline
#171 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 3:33 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
OUTRAGE.

I bought two TEN packs of a specific cigar in freefall.

They just shipped on-time but instead of two TEN packs, it looks like they sent me four FIVE packs!

WTFBBQ?????

Been on hold for 93 minutes trying to resolve this. I already spoke to Celtic AND Jerry Falwell.

Did you try the number for the gay chat line I put up awhile back? Those guys are always anxious to help...
Stogie1020 Offline
#172 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 3:42 PM EST
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SOB, I feel for you. It's like that old SNL skit for the International Bank of Change. It's all a scam.

Opel, I called but the phone system said "Press 1 for Tops, Press 2 for Bottoms" and I had no idea what that meant so I pressed "3" and it was for Bears... I don't like Chicago so I hung up.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#173 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 4:07 PM EST
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Ouch. Us almost but not quite Chicago suburbanites are almost but not quite hurt by that.
clintCigar Offline
#174 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 4:21 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Ahh..... now in the mountains. Temps are down and a nice breeze. Wife wants me to cut a low hanging branch but I think I should smoke a cigar and just ponder it.

LOL
clintCigar Offline
#175 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 4:25 PM EST
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This one time....I ordered cigars....and...

Schit I forgot the rest. Celtic could probably help.
rfenst Offline
#176 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 4:30 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
At least you got more packs than ordered. I once won four 5 packs and only received 1 lousy bundle of 20. Been on hold for 3 months and have sent 14,369 emails

I thought you were only on the fone for 98.2 minutes...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#177 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 4:39 PM EST
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OK. I rounded up by a couple months
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#178 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 4:46 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
.... We got another one!

I gotta say, the noob really came up with a seriously great 500. We need more noobs like him.

Thanks, I aim to please. Who am I kidding, I don't even aim anymore.
victor809 Offline
#179 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 4:47 PM EST
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It's all good. You're my new favorite noob. You can pee directly on opel's face and I won't be mad at you.
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#180 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 4:58 PM EST
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Not my thing. You're safe Opel.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#181 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 5:02 PM EST
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Safe from you maybe...Not talking
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#182 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 5:09 PM EST
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I've got a corona face shield you can borrow.
DrafterX Offline
#183 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 5:10 PM EST
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borrow..?? you want it back..?? Think
corey sellers Offline
#184 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 5:15 PM EST
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Interesting tell us more...
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#185 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 5:17 PM EST
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I ain't made of money. I don't have a 3D printer either.
danmdevries Offline
#186 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 5:22 PM EST
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Back to work.
Palama Offline
#187 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 5:48 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Ahh..... now in the mountains. Temps are down and a nice breeze. Wife wants me to cut a low hanging branch but I think I should smoke a cigar and just ponder it.


I will sometimes tell my wife:

1. I’m figuring out what to do with the rubbish
2. I’m figuring out what’s the best tool to use
3. I’m figuring out the safest way to do the job
4. I’m still looking for some YouTube videos to show me how to do it
5. I’m waiting till the sun goes on the other side of the house
6. I just started this other thing and will get to it as soon as I can

“Success” varies and ymmv depending on your acting skills. RollEyes
Palama Offline
#188 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 5:50 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Definitely bragging. Have we not met before?


Sorry, I was mistaken. I somehow thought there was a modicum of humility in you.


Sarcasm













Or not.
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#189 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 6:17 PM EST
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Swedish meatballs and mashed taters for dinner.
8trackdisco Offline
#190 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 2:05 AM EST
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Welcome to Friday.

Three hours of sleep has me wondering if I’m up late or early. Think
danmdevries Offline
#191 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 3:04 AM EST
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Happy Friday 8, fellas.
rfenst Offline
#192 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 5:46 AM EST
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Hey, people.
tonygraz Offline
#193 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 5:56 AM EST
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Today is National Amelia Earhart Day, so make sure you tell somebody to get lost - preferably some noob with a customer service problem.
corey sellers Offline
#194 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 7:23 AM EST
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Morning gents
victor809 Offline
#195 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 8:21 AM EST
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So... Got the weird plastic filter cylinder yesterday to test out... Put 6 scoops of grounds in and dropped it in a pitcher of water to sit overnight.

Results so far are not spectacular. Coffee it much too light in color, haven't gotten enough extraction. I think either another 10hrs of sitting will help, or possibly upping the amount of coffee grounds.

Unfortunately, the bottom line is this morning's coffee is going to be sub-par.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#196 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 8:52 AM EST
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Do you like a caffeine kick? Put it in the fridge and leave it for a week... the taste is way smoother than coffee made with hot water...
Ram27 Offline
#197 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 9:05 AM EST
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Don't be discouraged victor continue on your quest for the best ice coffee .


Howdy folks.......
victor809 Offline
#198 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 9:06 AM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Don't be discouraged victor continue on your quest for the best ice coffee .


Howdy folks.......


I'll soldier on. It is difficult. Possibly the most traumatic thing anyone in the history of time has ever endured. But I'll suffer.
victor809 Offline
#199 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 9:08 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Do you like a caffeine kick? Put it in the fridge and leave it for a week... the taste is way smoother than coffee made with hot water...


That's what I was doing with the bags. Threw them in and about 20hrs at room temp, then just left the bag in and put the pitcher in the fridge. It would get drank over about 5 days, so it would get stronger each time.
8trackdisco Offline
#200 Posted: Fri, Jul 24 2020, 9:24 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
So... Got the weird plastic filter cylinder yesterday to test out... Put 6 scoops of grounds in and dropped it in a pitcher of water to sit overnight.

Results so far are not spectacular. Coffee it much too light in color, haven't gotten enough extraction. I think either another 10hrs of sitting will help, or possibly upping the amount of coffee grounds.

Unfortunately, the bottom line is this morning's coffee is going to be sub-par.


I’ve picked up a small box of Cafe Bustelo Espresso Instant Coffee.

My plan is to make it then let it sit in the fridge for a few hours.

Bustelo is powerful on its own, even if weakened by my planned process.
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