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8trackdisco Offline
#101 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 9:05 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
So side note... I remembered this morning that Monday am, while pouring myself a bowl of cereal I noticed that the milk (purchased new on Sat).

I had glanced at it and it looked like it was a little low.



Broken container maybe? Your wife did it!
DrafterX Offline
#102 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 9:08 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,552
Cool Dudes...
victor809 Offline
#103 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 9:13 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I'm pretty sure whoever took a swig from it is more likely to die from what they catch from you... i know the order of things doesn't make scientific sense, but your hepatitisee are so strong they actually supercede the laws of the scientific realm...


And the laws of time and space?


Seems legit.
victor809 Offline
#104 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 9:13 AM EST
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Posts: 23,866
8trackdisco wrote:
Broken container maybe? Your wife did it!


She does appear to be the guilty party in a number of these instances.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#105 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 9:29 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
victor809 wrote:
And the laws of time and space?


Seems legit.

Those are really more suggestions...
Ram27 Offline
#106 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 9:32 AM EST
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Posts: 49,025
Checking in ram27bat
MACS Offline
#107 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 10:28 AM EST
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Posts: 79,789
Mornin' dudes... run/walk for an hour+. I'm hungry.
victor809 Offline
#108 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 10:30 AM EST
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Posts: 23,866
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Those are really more suggestions...


I'm the Doctor?
CelticBomber Offline
#109 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 11:24 AM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
So, I've had to create a form letter. The desperate pm's asking for help with their order for Rocky Patel and or Gurkha's have taken their toll on my metal health. I hope... No, I KNOW you are all proud of yourselves! Brick wall


Dearest Monsieur or Madame,

I am sorry to inform you that the people who post on this forum have misled you. They are a bunch of grumpy, pig headed, crotchety, foolish, old, bellyaching, cantakerous old git's. Their souls, are legendary. Meaning, we hear about them but, no one has ever spotted one. They are shriveled bitter things. These people will happily shoot you on sight (those that can still see anyway, the rest will just fire in your general direction if they are lucky) if you so much as give their lawn a funny look.

So, while I do understand your frustration. I do not work for CBid and cannot help you.... Unless you have a hot wife or girlfreind. I can guarantee my personal attention in that instance. Otherwise, I suggest you run. Run from this forum as fast as you can before it sucks you in. The people who post here are evil. They will pour well aged Cubans into your hands and drip honeyed words into your ear. This is a trap. They just want to take you camping, use you and never call again. The Bastids. ( Call me John! I miss you!)

In conclusion. While I do feel for you in your current predicament I do NOT work for CBid and cannot help you. I wish you well in your current endeavors and good luck.

Sincerely,

CelticBomber


Post Script: STOP PM'ING ME! ;-p
deadeyedick Offline
#110 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 11:26 AM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,097
Went for a 7.3 mile hike with the wifey in the desert mountain preserve. About 2 lbs lighter even after drinking 16 oz while on the trail. Ice cold beer me.
clintCigar Offline
#111 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 11:27 AM EST
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
LOLLOLLOL @ CB form letter
victor809 Offline
#112 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 11:31 AM EST
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poor celtic. I feel unending sympathy for him.


or gas. I may just have gas.
danmdevries Offline
#113 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 11:45 AM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,384
Ram27 wrote:
HHD danm and gang. Herfing


HHD Ram n dudes

tonygraz Offline
#114 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 11:45 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,260
I was just about to start a go fund me page for CB, but after reading that nasty response about all of us, I discarded the idea. I hope he gets more PMs, or PMS.
DrafterX Offline
#115 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 12:08 PM EST
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you shoulda heard what he said about your momma.... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#116 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 12:39 PM EST
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Today is NATIONAL RAT CATCHERS DAY.
rfenst Offline
#117 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 1:13 PM EST
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Good afternoon, folks
DrafterX Offline
#118 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 1:23 PM EST
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Posts: 98,552
Robert..!! Laugh
corey sellers Offline
#119 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 1:50 PM EST
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Posts: 10,363
Haha
delta1 Offline
#120 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 3:16 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,794
hi guys...

leftover carnitas, tortilla chips and molcajete salsa for lunch...eating light today as I've put on a couple of pounds over the past few days
DrafterX Offline
#121 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 3:38 PM EST
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Posts: 98,552
cheese-burgers tonight... been eatin ribs for three days... time for a change.. Mellow
Sunoverbeach Offline
#122 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 3:46 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,668
I've had plans to make dinner since Friday, but the wife keeps wanting to go out. Think she's trying to tell me something
HockeyDad Offline
#123 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 3:54 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,134
I think I’ve put on 19 pounds since March.
MACS Offline
#124 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 5:05 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,789
I'm trying to get out and move since they closed the gym again.

I see some gym regulars out walking or running, too, on occasion.
DrafterX Offline
#125 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 5:19 PM EST
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maybe you guys can rig up a shower in da park.. it'll be just like old times... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#126 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 5:33 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,384
Back to work. Almost done with my screwed up schedule month. Working tonight and tomorrow night, off Friday, on Saturday and then off for 11 days when I go back to my usual schedule.

delta1 Offline
#127 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 5:36 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
maybe you guys can rig up a shower in da park.. it'll be just like old times... Mellow


LOL
Ram27 Offline
#128 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 7:18 PM EST
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Good one X.....😂


Evening peeps.
MACS Offline
#129 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 9:32 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
maybe you guys can rig up a shower in da park.. it'll be just like old times... Mellow


We need a pivot man for the circle jerk... You're the best qualified...
DrafterX Offline
#130 Posted: Wed, Jul 22 2020, 10:28 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,552
Pivot man..?? I don't know what that is.. but you seem to know alot about circle jerks... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#131 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 12:15 AM EST
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Posts: 17,384
Happy Thursday fellas
Stogie1020 Offline
#132 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 1:00 AM EST
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It's still Wednesday here you time traveler!!
rfenst Offline
#133 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 6:07 AM EST
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Posts: 39,330
What's up?
8trackdisco Offline
#134 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 6:22 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
People.

The standard work day is supplemented by an outdoor work party after the 8.5 hours of standard toil.

Bring your own booze and chair. They provide the COVID.

One of those you don’t have to go, but .. things.
8trackdisco Offline
#135 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 6:31 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
CelticBomber wrote:
So, I've had to create a form letter. The desperate pm's asking for help with their order for Rocky Patel and or Gurkha's have taken their toll on my metal health. I hope... No, I KNOW you are all proud of yourselves! Brick wall


Dearest Monsieur or Madame,

I am sorry to inform you that the people who post on this forum have misled you. They are a bunch of grumpy, pig headed, crotchety, foolish, old, bellyaching, cantakerous old git's. Their souls, are legendary. Meaning, we hear about them but, no one has ever spotted one. They are shriveled bitter things. These people will happily shoot you on sight (those that can still see anyway, the rest will just fire in your general direction if they are lucky) if you so much as give their lawn a funny look.

So, while I do understand your frustration. I do not work for CBid and cannot help you.... Unless you have a hot wife or girlfreind. I can guarantee my personal attention in that instance. Otherwise, I suggest you run. Run from this forum as fast as you can before it sucks you in. The people who post here are evil. They will pour well aged Cubans into your hands and drip honeyed words into your ear. This is a trap. They just want to take you camping, use you and never call again. The Bastids. ( Call me John! I miss you!)

In conclusion. While I do feel for you in your current predicament I do NOT work for CBid and cannot help you. I wish you well in your current endeavors and good luck.

Sincerely,

CelticBomber


Post Script: STOP PM'ING ME! ;-p


Well done Celtic. Not sure what kind of score you will be getting on your customer support survey.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#136 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 7:17 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,668
CelticBomber wrote:
So, I've had to create a form letter. The desperate pm's asking for help with their order for Rocky Patel and or Gurkha's have taken their toll on my metal health.

Metal Health'll cure your crazy
Metal Health'll cure your mad
Metal Health is what we all need
It's what you have to have

Morning, headbangers
tonygraz Offline
#137 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 7:42 AM EST
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Posts: 20,260
It's National Vanilla Ice Cream Day.
ButtPirate03 Offline
#138 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:01 AM EST
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I have been trying to contact customer service since Tuesday morning about my order with absolutely no luck. Does anyone here know how to get in touch with CB for help?
victor809 Offline
#139 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:05 AM EST
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Posts: 23,866
.... We got another one!

I gotta say, the noob really came up with a seriously great 500. We need more noobs like him.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#140 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:08 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,668
ButtPirate03 wrote:
I have been trying to contact customer service since Tuesday morning about my order with absolutely no luck. Does anyone here know how to get in touch with CB for help?

Please, dear God, be intended to be humorous and not a blatant failure to read the entire thread title Pray
victor809 Offline
#141 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:09 AM EST
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Should we wonder why there were 2 butt pirates before him?... Or her?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#142 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:15 AM EST
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Should probably wonder why there's only 3 to date
victor809 Offline
#143 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:20 AM EST
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How do we know there isn't an 04, 05 etc... They're just getting their cigars delivered on time so.we don't hear from them...
corey sellers Offline
#144 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:46 AM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Just click on his name and you can send CelticBomber a PM and he should be able to help out.
corey sellers Offline
#145 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:46 AM EST
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Posts: 10,363
Morning gents
opelmanta1900 Offline
#146 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:48 AM EST
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Posts: 13,954
Celtics gonna have so many cigars once all these noobs finish sending him thank you bombs...
corey sellers Offline
#147 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:57 AM EST
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Posts: 10,363
I am glad he is taking the time to help all the guys out with there issues. Hopefully they send him some Gurkhas and Cohiba red dots.
MACS Offline
#148 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 9:16 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,789
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Metal Health'll cure your crazy
Metal Health'll cure your mad
Metal Health is what we all need
It's what you have to have

Morning, headbangers


I'm glad I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of that song upon seeing the typo.

Mornin' dudes.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#149 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 9:29 AM EST
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Posts: 14,668
Rock on, brother!
Cheno Offline
#150 Posted: Thu, Jul 23 2020, 9:30 AM EST
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Posts: 1,989
Mothership just put on on Facebook that their customer service is temporally closed. That explains on why Celtic is helping out in these times.
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