Joined: 11-15-2016 Posts: 3,677
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Ewok126 wrote:F me running sideways......... So the other day I get the wife to take me to the store, I get 2 blocks of sharp cheddar cheese, 2 blocks of pepper Jack, 2 blocks of mozzarella, 2 blocks of Colby. I cut them all up and divide them between 3 bags, I smoked each bag with specific woods, One in Hickory, one in Cherry, one in Apple wood. We are talking 8 lbs of cheese here. Keep in mind this was 2 days ago. My wife just came into the office and asked would you like the last piece? She is holding the Hickory bag, and it had one lil square of cheddar in it. I said "No you go ahead I will eat some of the apple or cherry wood bag later. She goes no this is the last piece of all of it. I had only got one little square out of 8 freaking lbs of cheese. She eat all my dam n CHEESE! I hope she dont sh it right for a week dang it. Dude, get your wife some laxatives because she isn't going to be able to take a crap for a month...meaning her pain in the butt is going to be your pain in the butt. That may be worse than a bad period week.
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