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tonygraz Offline
#301 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 5:01 PM EST
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Hey, today is national Italian Ice day. Lindy's root beer flavor after dinner here.
MACS Offline
#302 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 5:22 PM EST
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Man... we got none of that here in SoCal. No Del's Lemonade, either... d'oh!
rfenst Offline
#303 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 5:27 PM EST
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WTF is up with that, Macs?
MACS Offline
#304 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 5:40 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
WTF is up with that, Macs?


I know, right?? I bet if I opened a Del's Lemonade in my town I'd be Rich, I tell ya!

No... I'd still be Shawn, but I'd have a lot more money.
frankj1 Offline
#305 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 6:03 PM EST
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veggie pizza...hold the mushrooms.
yech!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#306 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 6:14 PM EST
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I was standing in front of the school waiting for my son when an oddly strong little 5 year old girl I'd never seen before came up to me, enthusiastically exclaimed how easy it is to catch butterflies with your hands, then grabbed onto my forearm and tried dragging me over to the bushes... I think I was almost child molested...
frankj1 Offline
#307 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 6:25 PM EST
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a #metoo moment?
wait a couple of decades. she may run for office.
MACS Offline
#308 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 6:36 PM EST
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Herfing
tonygraz Offline
#309 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 9:27 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
a #metoo moment?
wait a couple of decades. she may run for office.



Or they might find Opie dead in the bushes.
DrafterX Offline
#310 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 9:35 PM EST
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Just watched a gladiator movie... Unsure
opelmanta1900 Offline
#311 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 10:21 PM EST
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Went to my local to splurge on a la volcada... all gone... Went to grab something else and mentioned it to the young lady working there that I was gonna grab the last one if it was still there... She reached up on the top shelf and grabbed the box with the last one in it and handed it to me... Made my day...
frankj1 Offline
#312 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 10:32 PM EST
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did she call you a cracker brand name?
triscuit maybe?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#313 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 10:33 PM EST
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She called me cheese nip...Think
frankj1 Offline
#314 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 10:35 PM EST
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there it is.
if you called her that...well, just don't risk it.
or don't run for office.
DrafterX Offline
#315 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 10:49 PM EST
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She called you a nip..?? Huh
opelmanta1900 Offline
#316 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 11:08 PM EST
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That's how I heard it....
MACS Offline
#317 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 11:26 PM EST
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Well... it depends on the cheese. If you were compared to white cheddar, or provolone it's likely a compliment. Limburger or brie, on the other hand...
DrafterX Offline
#318 Posted: Fri, May 3 2019, 11:33 PM EST
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Oh I'm
Picking out a thermos for you
Not an ordinary thermos for you...

Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#319 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 2:04 AM EST
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Happy Saturday fellas
MACS Offline
#320 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 2:08 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Happy Saturday fellas


I got 33 pounds of pork up on da smoker. The WSM... cuz the pellet smoker would struggle and fail miserably to heat that much meat with such a tiny pot of fire.

But I gotta work... which sucks.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#321 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 6:18 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
rfenst Offline
#322 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 7:19 AM EST
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Good morning. Awake since 5:00am due to neck and back pain.ram27bat
Big day today: Haircut, son gets home from college and four Club seats for tonight'a Orlando City soccer team v Toronto FC. I know it is only MLS... but the tickets came as a gift from a lawyer I know and probably go for at least $150/seat- which includes cigar lounge, unlimited gourmet buffet and open bar during the entire match! Seems like I owe someone with a ten-er of finely aged Cubans, huh? Herfing
tonygraz Offline
#323 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 7:58 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
She called you a nip..?? Huh


Hit me as strange too - he looks more like black. Maybe he was taking pictures of everything.
danmdevries Offline
#324 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 8:05 AM EST
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3 down 3 to go.

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#325 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 8:19 AM EST
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Happy Star Wars Day peoples. May Chewie rest in peace
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#326 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 8:24 AM EST
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My only granddaughter is graduating from ASU magna **** laude next week. Very proud of her as she worked part time jobs all through college and will have very little debt compared to many classmates.

My first grandson also graduated magna **** laude a few years ago. Not sure where they got the DNA as my degree was more of a "we'll give you this if you promise to leave" kinda thing.
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#327 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 8:31 AM EST
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Congrats DED
SmokeMonkey Offline
#328 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 8:35 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:

Big day today: Haircut, son gets home from college and four Club seats for tonight'a Orlando City soccer team v Toronto FC. I know it is only MLS... but the tickets came as a gift from a lawyer I know and probably go for at least $150/seat- which includes cigar lounge, unlimited gourmet buffet and open bar during the entire match! Seems like I owe someone with a ten-er of finely aged Cubans, huh? Herfing


This sounds great!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#329 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 8:36 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
My only granddaughter is graduating from ASU magna **** laude next week. Very proud of her as she worked part time jobs all through college and will have very little debt compared to many classmates.

My first grandson also graduated magna **** laude a few years ago. Not sure where they got the DNA as my degree was more of a "we'll give you this if you promise to leave" kinda thing.


This sounds better!
DrafterX Offline
#330 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 9:38 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
Speyside Offline
#331 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 10:02 AM EST
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Morning all, anyone have plans for Cinco de Mayo? I'm going to the local parade, eating some traditional Hispanic food, and drinking Modelo Negra.
DrafterX Offline
#332 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 10:15 AM EST
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No plans.. might listen to some Santana later... Mellow
corey sellers Offline
#333 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 11:09 AM EST
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Hows it hanging gents
frankj1 Offline
#334 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 11:26 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
No plans.. might listen to some Santana later... Mellow

sounds good.
I might build a small wall to keep bunnies from eating the tulips and stuff.
maybe more like a tiny fence...but it will be beautiful and I won't have to pay for it (I'm gonna steal it from another neighborhood).
DrafterX Offline
#335 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 11:49 AM EST
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Good plan... But bunnies can grow as big as dumptrucks if you let them... Saw it on TV once.. Mellow
deadeyedick Offline
#336 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 12:00 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
sounds good.
I might build a small wall to keep bunnies from eating the tulips and stuff.
maybe more like a tiny fence...but it will be beautiful and I won't have to pay for it (I'm gonna steal it from another neighborhood).


They only want to make a better life for themselves. I hear they are threatened by the coyotes.
DrafterX Offline
#337 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 12:01 PM EST
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Screw the bunnies... Not talking
deadeyedick Offline
#338 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 12:05 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
My only granddaughter is graduating from ASU magna **** laude next week. Very proud of her as she worked part time jobs all through college and will have very little debt compared to many classmates.

My first grandson also graduated magna **** laude a few years ago. Not sure where they got the DNA as my degree was more of a "we'll give you this if you promise to leave" kinda thing.


Guess they need to change the name to "come" to get by the censors?d'oh!
corey sellers Offline
#339 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 12:06 PM EST
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Freak
tonygraz Offline
#340 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 12:16 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Screw the bunnies... Not talking


The chickens will like that.
Ram27 Offline
#341 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 12:22 PM EST
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Howdy folks........đź‘€
SmokeMonkey Offline
#342 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 1:07 PM EST
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Busy day so far. New car battery (thanks, Volvo, for making this a hassle), picked up stuff at Home Depot (at least got to see my son, who works in marketing for Milwaukee/Ryobi), dreaded Walmart visit (glad I remembered to take my BP meds), tried to get gas but a power outage had killed the pumps at both stations.

I need a drink and a cigar. And some Xanax.

Now craving rabbit fricassee.
DrafterX Offline
#343 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 1:27 PM EST
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Mint Julep..?? Huh
Palama Offline
#344 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 1:43 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
My only granddaughter is graduating from ASU magna **** laude next week. Very proud of her as she worked part time jobs all through college and will have very little debt compared to many classmates.

My first grandson also graduated magna **** laude a few years ago. Not sure where they got the DNA as my degree was more of a "we'll give you this if you promise to leave" kinda thing.


Bravo! Bravo! =d>

Guessing the apple didn’t fall too far from the tree and your smart kids and even smarter grandkids.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#345 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 1:44 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Mint Julep..?? Huh


Ah, my old stripper pseudonym.
Palama Offline
#346 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 1:48 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
sounds good.
I might build a small wall to keep bunnies from eating the tulips and stuff.
maybe more like a tiny fence...but it will be beautiful and I won't have to pay for it (I'm gonna steal it from another neighborhood).


Iffin’ you go to a town, city or county jobsite, your taxes have already paid for whatever you “reclaim”. Whistle
frankj1 Offline
#347 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 7:51 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
They only want to make a better life for themselves. I hear they are threatened by the coyotes.

excellent!

congrats on the grandkids brains too.
rfenst Offline
#348 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 8:15 PM EST
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Too bad we won't finish this thread by tomorrow, which is... Cinco de Mayo.
8trackdisco Offline
#349 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 8:35 PM EST
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Long day of car shopping for the boy.

Tiring.
frankj1 Offline
#350 Posted: Sat, May 4 2019, 8:52 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Too bad we won't finish this thread by tomorrow, which is... Cinco de Mayo.

hmmm.
can we change the name? maybe Sixto de Mayo?
how about Hold de Mayo?
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