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pabloescabar Offline
#451 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:42 PM EST
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
LMAO....who you call'n STRAIGHT
DrMaddVibe Offline
#452 Posted: Fri, Sep 3 2010, 8:53 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,440
So at least I get a half a **** pass?

I can deal with that versus a full on **** title like Jade ears with pride!
Nicar Offline
#453 Posted: Fri, Jul 1 2011, 4:02 PM EST
Joined: 03-18-2010
Posts: 14,972
Or we can top this one... for those bored, can read up
8trackdisco Offline
#454 Posted: Sun, Jul 3 2011, 9:55 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Nice weekend so far
Many gopher casualties
I am nearly deaf
lluvia Offline
#455 Posted: Sun, Jul 3 2011, 10:22 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
stupid haboob makes
dust and I want it to rain
right now it's too hot
DaQueenBeez Offline
#456 Posted: Sun, Jul 3 2011, 11:59 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
Busa likes haboobs
funny word makes him giggle
silly segway cop!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#457 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 12:02 AM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
A/C on today
finally looking for cold
instead of dreading!
lluvia Offline
#458 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 12:09 AM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
I need a hug that
church incident made me feel
sad and sick and ugh
DaQueenBeez Offline
#459 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 12:54 AM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
I should go to sleep
but I want to eat cashews
I'll post here instead
mikey1597 Offline
#460 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 6:50 AM EST
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
Got my coffee
Prosicution's turn now
Happy 4th, Luv you guys
lluvia Offline
#461 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 12:28 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
Have prosciutto
with coffee next? Kind of ew.
I like toast and jam.
jackconrad Offline
#462 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 12:39 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Blah

BLAHH

BLAHHHH
lluvia Offline
#463 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 12:43 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
jackconrad wrote:
Blah

BLAHH

BLAHHHH

blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah

blah blahBeer
wheelrite Offline
#464 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 12:44 PM EST
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
I drink,therefore I am...
DaQueenBeez Offline
#465 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 12:48 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
ROTF
LMFAO
JMO


Acronym haiku
takes up very little space
and makes me giggle
8trackdisco Offline
#466 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 3:31 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Three sunny days, wow.
Great three day weekend weather
Best weather we have had
DaQueenBeez Offline
#467 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 8:00 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
lluvia Offline
#468 Posted: Mon, Jul 4 2011, 11:06 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
8trackdisco wrote:
Three sunny days, wow.
Great three day weekend weather
Best weather we have had

good to hear, 8track
I can only hope and hope
for rain to arrive
DaQueenBeez Offline
#469 Posted: Tue, Jul 5 2011, 1:33 AM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
Rain came here today
A real, honest to goodness
gullywasher - wow!

Thunder and hailstones
and rain gushing, pouring down
and then...boom. It's gone.
lluvia Offline
#470 Posted: Tue, Jul 5 2011, 8:11 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
I see clouds, a lot
of clouds and waiting around
here. Coffee is good
8trackdisco Offline
#471 Posted: Tue, Jul 5 2011, 8:14 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
The Revolution.
Watching it with my son now.
Washington .... racist.
lluvia Offline
#472 Posted: Tue, Jul 5 2011, 8:28 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
black popcorn is good
tasty with Wisconsin cheese
daughter did laundry
8trackdisco Offline
#473 Posted: Tue, Jul 5 2011, 8:55 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Kindle updated
Thinking about ScottHar's words
I like horseradish
lluvia Offline
#474 Posted: Tue, Jul 5 2011, 9:19 PM EST
Joined: 09-14-2008
Posts: 39,062
8trackdisco wrote:
Kindle updated
Thinking about ScottHar's words
I like horseradish


wasabi peas help
my dear mother's sinuses
I'm glad she tried them
DaQueenBeez Offline
#475 Posted: Tue, Jul 5 2011, 9:21 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
Mmmm... wasabi peas!
I eat those things like popcorn!
Evil, tasty snack!
jackconrad Offline
#476 Posted: Tue, Jul 5 2011, 9:23 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Haiku's about food

I like food

Why am i hungry all the time?
DaQueenBeez Offline
#477 Posted: Tue, Jul 5 2011, 9:24 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
I like food too, Jack!
Anorexia just won't
ever work for me...
8trackdisco Offline
#478 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 6:52 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Quaker True Delights
Dark chocolate raspberry
Leaving work early
8trackdisco Offline
#479 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 12:18 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Nap or a cigar.
The hammock is calling me.
Sleepy little boy.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#480 Posted: Sun, Jul 10 2011, 5:50 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
Good grief - rain again???
You've got to be kidding me!
Well...it cools us down.
ZRX1200 Offline
#481 Posted: Sun, Jul 10 2011, 6:10 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,613
Thought that I slept well
Chicken parmesan dinner
Sleeping through cigar.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#482 Posted: Sun, Jul 10 2011, 6:33 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
I have GOT to stop
munching Altoids mints NOM NOM...
makes grapes taste nasty
ZRX1200 Offline
#483 Posted: Sun, Jul 10 2011, 6:49 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,613
Librarians rock
Dahotness chomps elite gars
Launches chair with gas.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#484 Posted: Sun, Jul 10 2011, 8:26 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
LOL @ Z!
That picture is SO wrong, but
it still makes me laugh!

Wii Cheer with my princess -
haven't shaken that in YEARS!
Well... not on purpose...d'oh!
JadeRose Offline
#485 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 4:29 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
One of the better all time threads. We have CROS wanting to take a bath with teedubbya
ZRX1200 Offline
#486 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 5:14 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,613
Speyside misses meds
Cut out pics of BOTL on wall
Abrinac look out
ZRX1200 Offline
#487 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 5:16 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,613
jaderose drives a GEO
Metro is how he lives life
Closet blown like fowl
KingoftheCove Offline
#488 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 7:37 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,633
ZRX can’t count
Just like most the azzhats here.
Seven five seven!
KingoftheCove Offline
#489 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 7:40 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,633
I think Tail and Spey
Should wrestle naked tonight
Winner goes camping
Speyside Offline
#490 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 7:27 AM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Sumo style for sure
My mouth taped up for fairness
The river awaits
RMAN4443 Offline
#491 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 7:42 AM EST
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
one two three four five
five four three two one and then
one two three four five
tailgater Offline
#492 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 7:50 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
I'm all packed.


Wait.
That sounded wrong.

I'm all packed to go camping.
Speyside Offline
#493 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 7:58 AM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Z likes to pack them
The van is in Missouri
LGBTQ
KingoftheCove Offline
#494 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 8:16 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,633
JadeRose is his name
Abusing noops is his game
Loves camping with Z
tailgater Offline
#495 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 8:33 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Z sure does love to pitch a tent.
ZRX1200 Offline
#496 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 10:52 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,613
Traditional Haiku Structure
There are only three lines, totaling 17 syllables.
The first line is 5 syllables.
The second line is 7 syllables.
The third line is 5 syllables like the first.
Punctuation and capitalization are up to the poet, and need not follow the rigid rules used in structuring sentences.
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