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ZRX1200 Offline
#101 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:09 PM EST
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I heard it was yuge
ZRX1200 Offline
#102 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:09 PM EST
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At least they’re not the 57th state...THEYRE SCREWED
DrafterX Offline
#103 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:10 PM EST
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Sherman pretty much burned everything.. that's what I heard anyways... Mellow
tailgater Offline
#104 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:20 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Should be "becomes"

Here to help...


I purposely drop the S due to my lisp.
victor809 Offline
#105 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:22 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Sherman pretty much burned everything.. that's what I heard anyways... Mellow


As he should have
tailgater Offline
#106 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:28 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
You can even hold her purse for her while she takes care of the problem.

Or is it your purse?

Probably yours.


Methinks if he were gay (the intended insult from your purse comment) then you'd not be insulting him the way you're trying to do.


This would make a fascinating case study.
tailgater Offline
#107 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:33 PM EST
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Until I read the next few posts.

Whoa.

Spun outta control faster than a hurricane stuck in the Bahamas.
delta1 Offline
#108 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:34 PM EST
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or ... a hit reality TV show: Jerry Springer meets Playboy after Dark...

put an aggressive homeless vet with an anchor tattoo on his neck in a room with a married couple with gender and intimacy issues holding a large purse....
frankj1 Offline
#109 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:37 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
How bad was Alabama hit ?

heard there were tornado warnings in CT...
delta1 Offline
#110 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:44 PM EST
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we in CA are in deep schit....drove up through some forested areas a few weeks ago and there wasn't anybody out there raking up the underbrush...
Phil222 Offline
#111 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:49 PM EST
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Florida man buys 100+ generators to send to the Bahamas
https://www.news4jax.com/positively-jax/local-man-buys-100_-generators-to-send-to-the-bahamas

Alec Sprague, a Jacksonville resident, told News4Jax he went to Costco off Collins Road to buy a generator, and he saw a man purchasing over 100 of them.

The man, who is not being named, was purchasing the generators and food to send to the Bahamas.

Sprague said the generators cost around $450 apiece. He made a post on Facebook.

"Was just in Cosco off Collins getting a generator (at $450 each) and this guy right here is purchasing over 100 generators and food to send to the Bahamas!" the post said. "All I could do was shake his hand and thank him! There still are good people in the world!"
delta1 Offline
#112 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 4:53 PM EST
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Applause Applause Applause

videos of the Bahamian Islands look like they are devastated...
victor809 Offline
#113 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 5:03 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Methinks if he were gay (the intended insult from your purse comment) then you'd not be insulting him the way you're trying to do.


This would make a fascinating case study.


Then your understanding of insults is as poor as your understanding of english language.
I was merely pointing out that weak little sh#tstain of a human being takes on the role which historically was stereotypically identified as that as a woman's. You know, fainting and waiting for someone with more competence to handle the problem.

As I identified his wife's purse as being what he would clasp while being a weak, limp-d$cked snowflake... I clearly was identifying him as a straight limp-d#cked snowflake.
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#114 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 5:13 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
we in CA are in deep schit....drove up through some forested areas a few weeks ago and there wasn't anybody out there raking up the underbrush...

No joke, driving on the 99 south the other day, saw a homeless guy clearing dead brush from the side of the freeway and loading it into shopping carts...

In fairness, the guy was likely so high on meth he thought he was harvesting some kind of rare mineral, but still I think we can kill a couple of birds with one stone just working with what we've got on hand...
tailgater Offline
#115 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 5:17 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Then your understanding of insults is as poor as your understanding of english language.
I was merely pointing out that weak little sh#tstain of a human being takes on the role which historically was stereotypically identified as that as a woman's. You know, fainting and waiting for someone with more competence to handle the problem.

As I identified his wife's purse as being what he would clasp while being a weak, limp-d$cked snowflake... I clearly was identifying him as a straight limp-d#cked snowflake.


What's a straight limp d1ck?

Never mind.

You probably know.
And I don't want to.
RMAN4443 Offline
#116 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 5:22 PM EST
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Come on Vickie.....no, really, come on Vickie....don't you have a hankie in your purse....
JadeRose Offline
#117 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 5:25 PM EST
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98.2% of all scientists think this thread is moronic.




Robert...hope all is well!
victor809 Offline
#118 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 5:34 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Come on Vickie.....no, really, come on Vickie....don't you have a hankie in your purse....


General cbid rules. We don't discuss other cbid members wives or family directly.

you limp-d#cked f-cktard.

You showed exactly what you are.
ZRX1200 Offline
#119 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 5:39 PM EST
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If you’re gonna throw the #outrage flag......

Probably best that you weren’t the first one to mention said infraction.

Trump is smarter thank you Vic.
RMAN4443 Offline
#120 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 5:52 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
General cbid rules. We don't discuss other cbid members wives or family directly.

you limp-d#cked f-cktard.

You showed exactly what you are.

I believe you mentioned my wife first, in post #85 and #86....Douchebag.....so what exactly does that make you? You festering genital wart...
JadeRose Offline
#121 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:07 PM EST
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What did we learn?




Wives, kids, close family members are off limits. PERIOD! I will call any member on here a limpd*ck f*cktard and expect no quarter in return but our wives and kids are all great. If for no other reason that they put up with all us limpd*cked f*cktards. You both mentioned wives and you both committed offsetting ejectable offenses.
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#122 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:11 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
What did we learn?




Wives, kids, close family members are off limits. PERIOD! I will call any member on here a limpd*ck f*cktard and expect no quarter in return but our wives and kids are all great. If for no other reason that they put up with all us limpd*cked f*cktards You both mentioned wives and you both committed offsetting ejectable offenses.

and Jade is not considered soft on crime either!
but he did draw a more than reasonable line a few years ago.
I support that.
ZRX1200 Offline
#123 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:12 PM EST
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That’s good....


I’m glad we all agree Victor is a limpdïćkedphúktard
victor809 Offline
#124 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:13 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I believe you mentioned my wife first, in post #85 and #86....Douchebag.....so what exactly does that make you? You festering genital wart...


Hey sh$t for brains.... I never directly insulted your wife. I suggested you hold your wife's purse, or let your wife deal with the issue. That's an insult towards you.... not your wife

You can go f$ck off... as far as I'm concerned suggesting your limp d%ck could get anywhere near my wife without it getting torn off shows me what a bottom feeder you are.
fishinguitarman Offline
#125 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:23 PM EST
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Wives and family—- off limits punk
JadeRose Offline
#126 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:24 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
That’s good....


I’m glad we all agree Victor is a limpdïćkedphúktard



We all are at one time or another. Except Frankie T. I've heard he's never limp.
MACS Offline
#127 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:26 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
I'm glad rfenst is OK.

But holy schitt do we seem to have a CAT5 storm tearing through this place.
No denying it...


Uh... I think I'll garner a little support, even from my adversaries, when I say that these back and forths are quite normal for this place. This isn't even a CAT2. It's more like a windy day. Laugh
fishinguitarman Offline
#128 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:27 PM EST
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But does he HAVE a limp?
JadeRose Offline
#129 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:29 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Uh... I think I'll garner a little support, even from my adversaries, when I say that these back and forths are quite normal for this place. This isn't even a CAT2. It's more like a windy day. Laugh




This is slightly old school. ALMOST makes me wish Bloody, Jimmy, Cousin Eddie, or USAHOG would jump in.
JadeRose Offline
#130 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:29 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
But does he HAVE a limp?



No. He has a built in crutch
victor809 Offline
#131 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:31 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
This is slightly old school. ALMOST makes me wish Bloody, Jimmy, Cousin Eddie, or USAHOG would jump in.


Most of those f#ckers didn't have any class either
JadeRose Offline
#132 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:36 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Most of those f#ckers didn't have any class either




Didn't say they did. Other than Hog, I didn't like any of them, although I WILL admit that Cousin Eddie made me laugh
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#133 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:39 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Hey sh$t for brains.... I never directly insulted your wife. I suggested you hold your wife's purse, or let your wife deal with the issue. That's an insult towards you.... not your wife

You can go f$ck off... as far as I'm concerned suggesting your limp d%ck could get anywhere near my wife without it getting torn off shows me what a bottom feeder you are.

As far as I'm concerned, you even mentioning my wife is an insult...now your starting to sound like an Internet warrior(my hero)...go kick a homeless vet, before you slip and fall, or you actually run into someone who isn't helpless..... like my sister....
victor809 Offline
#134 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:42 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
As far as I'm concerned, you even mentioning my wife is an insult...now your starting to sound like an Internet warrior(my hero)...go kick a homeless vet, before you slip and fall, or you actually run into someone who isn't helpless..... like my sister....


Yeah.... you're a classless little b#tch.

"oh noes! that mean victor suggested I hold my wife's purse so now think I should get a handjob from his wife!"

If you were more of a man you wouldn't drag your own sister into it too.
RMAN4443 Offline
#135 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:42 PM EST
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I'll put up with some crap from vickie, but when he starts mentioning my wife, I will have something to say.....Vickie, if I want any chit from you, I'll squeeze your head....or if I decide I want any of your lip, I'll scrape it from the zipper in my pants...
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#136 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:44 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Yeah.... you're a classless little b#tch.

"oh noes! that mean victor suggested I hold my wife's purse so now think I should get a handjob from his wife!"

If you were more of a man you wouldn't drag your own sister into it too.

Vickie, I'm damn sure not a homeless vet your gonna kick around the streets...you Bowel breathed clock sukker...
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#137 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:45 PM EST
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hey, that's some hurricane, huh?
victor809 Offline
#138 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:46 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I'll put up with some crap from vickie, but when he starts mentioning my wife, I will have something to say.....Vickie, if I want any chit from you, I'll squeeze your head....or if I decide I want any of your lip, I'll scrape it from the zipper in my pants...


aww you sound so victimized.

You forget that you have continually brought up the homeless kicking. Which was an incident which involved my wife. So you can f$ck off with that sad little "he mentioned my wife!" bullsh#t.

You are disgusting.

I put you in my exact situation and the first thing you did is ask me for a handjob, then suggest you'd get one from my wife.

Now you pretend my putting you in my situation was an insult.

I mean... if you want, I can bring your wife up in all sorts of sexual scenarios. Would you like that, you little cuck?
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#139 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:47 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Vickie, I'm damn sure not a homeless vet your gonna kick around the streets...you Bowel breathed clock sukker...


Yeah, you're probably easier
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#140 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:49 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
What did we learn?

Wives, kids, close family members are off limits. PERIOD! I will call any member on here a limpd*ck f*cktard and expect no quarter in return but our wives and kids are all great. If for no other reason that they put up with all us limpd*cked f*cktards. You both mentioned wives and you both committed offsetting ejectable offenses.


Let me challenge this. If a Brother brings a family member's stupidity or abhorrent behavior into play, that person is put into play.

If I bring up my daughter robbing a liquor store and slapping a cop- game on.
8trackdisco Offline
#141 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:53 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Yeah, you're probably easier


I haven't seen someone get you so unhinged in my memory. Maybe Drathaar? Rman has your number, eh?
RMAN4443 Offline
#142 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:54 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Yeah, you're probably easier

Ok, you big brave man.....now I'm really terrified....you are a complete and total douche....you wouldn't even know where to start...but, have at it, or keep running your mouth....pretty sure which road your gonna choose....unless the thought of beating me off excites you, then I know exactly where you'd like to start
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#143 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:54 PM EST
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............... Don't make me come in here and be the voice of reason. It's not my strong suit.
MACS Offline
#144 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:02 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
............... Don't make me come in here and be the voice of reason. It's not my strong suit.


True, true... Mellow
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#145 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:04 PM EST
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This turned into a WWF cage match. I miss all the fun.
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#146 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:05 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
............... Don't make me come in here and be the voice of reason. It's not my strong suit.

Anxious



dou·ble en·ten·dre
/ˌdo͞obl änˈtändrə,ˌdəbl änˈtändrə/
noun
a word or phrase open to two interpretations, one of which is usually risqué or indecent.
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#147 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:06 PM EST
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I would like to remind EVERYONE of the hypocrisy Vic is displaying here after they crap he pulled posting schit about DMV and his wife and kid.

I like a good dust up around here as the next guy, he’ll I even get a rise (*ahem*) outta Vic most of the time even when I’m “arguing” with him. This is over the line and YOU brought this on bucko

Own it like a MAN if you know how.
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#148 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:07 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
This turned into a WWF cage match. I miss all the fun.

When Vickie leaves my wife out of his homoerotic fantasies, we'll be fine....well not fine, but as good as we'll ever be...Wombat hates noops, and I've got no use for know it all douche bags
MACS Offline
#149 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:09 PM EST
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I just post here part-time... Mellow
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#150 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:09 PM EST
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I'm calling Rex Tillerson.
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