Had a discussion the other day with a friend about weird food combinations. He thought some of mine were crazy, but obviously seem normal to me.

What are some unusual/weird food combinations you enjoy?

Me:
Peanut Butter and syrup together on my pancakes/waffles/french toast
Mayo on my hot dogs
Eggs on toast with jelly
Jelly/Apple Butter in my cottage cheese
Salt on watermelon/cantaloupe/ honey dew
Mashed Potatoes with corn, sauerkraut, gravy, turkey/chicken/pork mixed in
Butter on my pop tarts (haven't done this in a while, but used to)
Cayenne pepper on my salad
Ice cream mixed together with cake
Bagels with cream cheese topped with honey or jelly

you might be retarded hank... I mean, think about it... how would you know unless someone told you?

Salt on sliced fruit is a common way to enhance the sweetness. That's not unusual.

The rest... well...opel may be on to something.

My bet is mildly retarded possibly gay.

I mean wtf hank those are all normal routine food pairings.

... I dunno. Maybe he's mildly gay, possibly retarded?

I heard hank puts the sausage in his bun perpendicularly

Clearly he's a catamite...

Yup.

I don't see the weird.

You a big fan of buttered pop tarts dan?

A short stack of pop-tarts covered in cream gravy might not be too bad... 😟

Eggs with jelly?
I'm starting to think jj may be mildly gay

That's one that is strange.

But I don't eatpop tarts so not sure what people do with them. I think they're gross as they come.

Well... we know drafter is way more than mildly gay and is definitely retarded...

So that solves it.

actually drafter is the benchmark for gaytarded

True, true...

when I was a boy my aunt had me convinced the Brown sugar ones were stuffed with ear wax...

You mean they aren't?

They are.

The red ones are period blood.

The white stuff on top is dried pus, and the sprinkles are colored eye boogers

Well then... .makes more sense to put butter on them then.

true true