Hank_The_Tank
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 1:40:21 PM
Had a discussion the other day with a friend about weird food combinations. He thought some of mine were crazy, but obviously seem normal to me.

What are some unusual/weird food combinations you enjoy?

Me:

Peanut Butter and syrup together on my pancakes/waffles/french toast

Mayo on my hot dogs

Eggs on toast with jelly

Jelly/Apple Butter in my cottage cheese

Salt on watermelon/cantaloupe/ honey dew

Mashed Potatoes with corn, sauerkraut, gravy, turkey/chicken/pork mixed in

Butter on my pop tarts (haven't done this in a while, but used to)

Cayenne pepper on my salad

Ice cream mixed together with cake

Bagels with cream cheese topped with honey or jelly

opelmanta1900
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:02:32 PM
you might be retarded hank... I mean, think about it... how would you know unless someone told you?
victor809
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:09:22 PM
Salt on sliced fruit is a common way to enhance the sweetness. That's not unusual.

The rest... well...opel may be on to something.

jjanecka
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:19:12 PM
My bet is mildly retarded possibly gay.
jjanecka
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:20:09 PM
I mean wtf hank those are all normal routine food pairings.
victor809
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:20:25 PM
... I dunno. Maybe he's mildly gay, possibly retarded?
teedubbya
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:20:35 PM
I heard hank puts the sausage in his bun perpendicularly

opelmanta1900
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:24:08 PM
Clearly he's a catamite...
danmdevries
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:24:11 PM

I mean wtf hank those are all normal routine food pairings.

jjanecka wrote:

Yup.

I don't see the weird.

opelmanta1900
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:25:24 PM
You a big fan of buttered pop tarts dan?
DrafterX
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:26:50 PM
A short stack of pop-tarts covered in cream gravy might not be too bad... 😟
victor809
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:27:27 PM
Eggs with jelly?

I'm starting to think jj may be mildly gay

danmdevries
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:28:06 PM

You a big fan of buttered pop tarts dan?

opelmanta1900 wrote:

That's one that is strange.

But I don't eatpop tarts so not sure what people do with them. I think they're gross as they come.

victor809
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:28:23 PM
Well... we know drafter is way more than mildly gay and is definitely retarded...

So that solves it.

teedubbya
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:30:38 PM
actually drafter is the benchmark for gaytarded
opelmanta1900
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:30:56 PM

That's one that is strange.

But I don't eatpop tarts so not sure what people do with them. I think they're gross as they come.

danmdevries wrote:

True, true...

when I was a boy my aunt had me convinced the Brown sugar ones were stuffed with ear wax...

teedubbya
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:31:32 PM

True, true...

when I was a boy my aunt had me convinced the Brown sugar ones were stuffed with ear wax...

opelmanta1900 wrote:

You mean they aren't?

danmdevries
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:34:16 PM

You mean they aren't?

teedubbya wrote:

They are.

The red ones are period blood.

The white stuff on top is dried pus, and the sprinkles are colored eye boogers

victor809
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:36:58 PM
Well then... .makes more sense to put butter on them then.
teedubbya
Wednesday, August 9, 2017 2:39:55 PM
true true