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teedubbya Offline
#101 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 8:27 AM EST
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Willard your new beau?
Mr. Jones Offline
#102 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 8:30 AM EST
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#100 ^^^ X

More like watching "WILD KINGDOM" pretending to be Marlin Perkins " pulling it" to watching "JIM" WRASSLING WITH AN ANNACONDA
teedubbya Offline
#103 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 8:33 AM EST
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Iโ€™d pay to see that
Mr. Jones Offline
#104 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 8:42 AM EST
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It's ^^^ on YouTube...

"Cuckhold X pulls it to JIM & BIG SNAKE"
subheading...
INTERRACIAL and bestiality
DrafterX Offline
#105 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 8:44 AM EST
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Double Freak... Not talking
Mr. Jones Offline
#106 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 8:50 AM EST
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๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ
danmdevries Offline
#107 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 9:28 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ




Stepping up the game on the jonesy crypto
Mr. Jones Offline
#108 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 9:44 AM EST
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Man ^^^ YOUSE is "the smart one"

Mr. Jones never does anything without a well thought thru reason.... N.e.vv.E.rr.

Just call me "Project Blackjack" smmmaaaart ....
A prodigal son of the Greenbriar....
and clairvoyant with an awesome memory that Gary could never quite fathom ....let alone even attempt to beat or overcome....poor Gary...daisy fert...oh my ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿทโฌโฌโฌ
opelmanta1900 Offline
#109 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 9:46 AM EST
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Took the wife and kids swimming at my parents last night... the town i live in, all the houses have alleys between their backyards...

So I'm standing outside the pool cleaning up some chairs, when a woman on a bike rides through the alley and says something unintelligible... i didn't think anything of it, but then she came back and did it again... my wife shot me a worried look so i headed to the fence line and waited, and sure enough, little tweaker rides back over and stops and looks through the fence...

Tweaker: do you need help?

Me: excuse you? Do YOU need help with something?

Tweaker: um, kinda...

Me: ok, like you need me to call the police? That kind of help?

Tweaker: um, no, no, that's ok... they don't really help...

Me: well I'm gonna go ahead and call them anyway...

Tweaker: do you have a bra i can borrow...

Me: (trying to reconcile the flow of adrenaline with the urge to start laughing uncontrollably) I bet the cops can help you with that, I'll call them...

Tweaker: oh, that's ok... they can't help me....

There was a little more back and forth that ultimately ended with me saying "ya, well, I'm calling the cops"...

Then my brain did this thing I'll never understand, but i know I'm not the only one who has it happen because I've witnessed it numerous times... my brain decided i needed a good line to go out on... so i blurted out "get movin!"... get movin...

to my recollection, I've never uttered those words together before, and definitely never 'barked' them out the way i did with the tweaker... i think when the adrenaline starts going, my brain thinks we're john Wayne or chuck Norris or something... silly brain... and silly tweaker...
DrafterX Offline
#110 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 9:51 AM EST
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Did she show you her boobs..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#111 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 9:53 AM EST
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Get movin eh?... Really told her... :)
opelmanta1900 Offline
#112 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 10:20 AM EST
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What can i say... I'm a badass...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#113 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 10:21 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Did she show you her boobs..?? Huh

This kind of tweaker doesn't have boobs... they have scabs where their nipples used to be...
victor809 Offline
#114 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 11:37 AM EST
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...so you're saying you saw them....
delta1 Offline
#115 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 12:33 PM EST
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kinda hot...
bgz Offline
#116 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 12:34 PM EST
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Ya... as long as they didn't look like flap jacks, you're good.
frankj1 Offline
#117 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 1:31 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Ya... as long as they didn't look like flap jacks, you're good.

waffles
RMAN4443 Offline
#118 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 2:45 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Did you show her your boobs..?? Huh

Think
victor809 Offline
#119 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 3:24 PM EST
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... at about page 56 of what may be my magnum opus...

This may reach 300pages by Monday....

On the upside the client is paying ridiculous money for this...
victor809 Offline
#120 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 3:26 PM EST
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My error.... The last one was longer than this document may turn out to be... The last one was 360 pages...

Damn... I'm good...
DrafterX Offline
#121 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 3:56 PM EST
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Why does Misery come to mind..Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
#122 Posted: Fri, Jun 29 2018, 4:13 PM EST
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I think you're thinking of deliverance...
danmdevries Offline
#123 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 3:12 AM EST
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Saturday fellas
SmokeMonkey Offline
#124 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 5:53 AM EST
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Good morning, yโ€™all
rfenst Offline
#125 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 6:14 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good morning, yโ€™all


Hey, guys. Have a good weekend.
corey sellers Offline
#126 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 6:39 AM EST
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Morning gents
MACS Offline
#127 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 6:55 AM EST
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Workin...
DrafterX Offline
#128 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 8:03 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
Speyside Offline
#129 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 8:10 AM EST
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Morning everyone. No rest for me, I work all weekend, and I am just starting to recover from bronchitis and sinusitis.
danmdevries Offline
#130 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 8:35 AM EST
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It's a hot n humid one.

Gonna try sleeping in the basement. Easier than putting my window AC in.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#131 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 9:32 AM EST
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Finally having the chance to watch a World Cup match. Before I head in to work. Hoping to get a lot done quickly and catch the afternoon match, as well.
rfenst Offline
#132 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 9:36 AM EST
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Off to the mall with the wife so she can do her female sh1t; returning all the close and shoes that came by mail order this week, which she does not want. Yoo hoo- NOT!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#133 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 9:42 AM EST
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Iโ€™ll see your mall visit and raise you looking at cars for one of my twins. They were cool with sharing a car in high school and while they lived together in college, but now one back in BHM working and prepping for the LSAT and the other finishing up his last semester and final soccer season, weโ€™ve got to pull the trigger.
Ram27 Offline
#134 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 10:34 AM EST
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39 years today " I do " !!!

Herfing

Enjoy the day and stay cool. ๐Ÿ™„
bgz Offline
#135 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 11:12 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Off to the mall with the wife so she can do her female sh1t; returning all the close and shoes that came by mail order this week, which she does not want. Yoo hoo- NOT!


My wife does that too!!! ... from time to time, she mainly hoards.
DrafterX Offline
#136 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 11:22 AM EST
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Congrats Ram..!! Laugh


You're old enough to be Victor's daddy... Mellow
Ram27 Offline
#137 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 11:26 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Congrats Ram..!! Laugh


You're old enough to be Victor's daddy... Mellow
Scared



Thanks.........
MACS Offline
#138 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 11:47 AM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
39 years today " I do " !!!

Herfing

Enjoy the day and stay cool. ๐Ÿ™„


Congrats, Rammie!!!
delta1 Offline
#139 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 12:01 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
... at about page 56 of what may be my magnum opus...

This may reach 300pages by Monday....

On the upside the client is paying ridiculous money for this...


What is the subject matter of your magnum fere opus?
delta1 Offline
#140 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 12:04 PM EST
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Congrats Ram...you got married about a year, minus 9 nine days, earlier than I said "I do"...best decision of my life...
victor809 Offline
#141 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 5:32 PM EST
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Delta... It's a design specification for a building automation system...

Essentially turning blocks of programming into real words....
rfenst Offline
#142 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 6:09 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
My wife does that too!!! ... from time to time, she mainly hoards.


Like the 70 pairs of shoes my wife stores in their original boxes? Not that it matters...
DrafterX Offline
#143 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 7:54 PM EST
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Been a ruff day drinking beers with puppy-dog at da beach...

Hungry like da woof tho... Mellow
MACS Offline
#144 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 8:00 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Been a ruff day drinking beers with puppy-dog at da beach...

Hungry like da woof tho... Mellow


How many beers did ya let puppy dog drink?
dkeage Offline
#145 Posted: Sat, Jun 30 2018, 8:17 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
How many beers did ya let puppy dog drink?

I had a dog in college that liked beer. You had to stop giving it to her after a bowl or two. Much like her owner, she wouldn't stop until she couldn't walk, or barfed....

d'oh!
rfenst Offline
#146 Posted: Sun, Jul 1 2018, 5:33 AM EST
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Morning.
DrafterX Offline
#147 Posted: Sun, Jul 1 2018, 8:56 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
8trackdisco Offline
#148 Posted: Sun, Jul 1 2018, 9:19 AM EST
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No barfing dogs, computer programming, or anniversaries here.

Just temps in the 90s and heat index over 100.

Humidity so thick, I have to swim to get the mail.

No complaints, though. Will take this over anything under 30 degrees.
DrafterX Offline
#149 Posted: Sun, Jul 1 2018, 9:44 AM EST
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Little rain shower here.. Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#150 Posted: Sun, Jul 1 2018, 9:46 AM EST
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I'll trade to you 10 degrees and 15% humidity for a quarter inch of rain ocer two hours.

Deal?
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