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bgz Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2018, 4:08 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
I think my only posts in the last 500 was to close that thing out (food trucks are overpriced and nasty anyway).

Anyway, see you guys in the next 500!
deadeyedick Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2018, 4:17 PM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,089
I thought it would be the trolling troll 500 Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2018, 4:31 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
bacon, burger, brandywine... done growing red tomatoes... these brandywines and the yellow jubilees have been too amazing to waste space on anything else next year...
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2018, 4:42 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,551
Is this the new 500 thread..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2018, 4:44 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,779
I believe so.
8trackdisco Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2018, 9:16 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,076
If it isn't the new 500, there will be RAMifications.
Ram27 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:01 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,019
DrafterX wrote:
Is this the new 500 thread..?? Huh






Why yes it is..............ram27bat
Cathcam13 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:21 PM EST
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
May the 500 live on!
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:52 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
this is the slowest 500 in recent memory.
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:52 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
pity post
bgz Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 12:59 AM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
frankj1 wrote:
this is the slowest 500 in recent memory.


*smells pits*

Yep, gotta be it.
bgz Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 1:06 AM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
deadeyedick wrote:
I thought it would be the trolling troll 500 Think


:o

I don't think I ever trolled you DED!

And you say that like it's a bad thing, a world without trolls would be a very boring place.
Palama Online
#13 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 1:36 AM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,688
frankj1 wrote:
this is the slowest 500 in recent memory.


Where’s Hank when you need him?








Sarcasm
danmdevries Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 2:20 AM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,375
Dunno what it is about 2 o'clock. Always wake up at 2. AM/PM doesn't matter, never sleep through the 2 o'clock hour.

HHD Conan n dudes
Cathcam13 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 5:45 AM EST
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Y’all should make pancakes and waffles
Cathcam13 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 5:49 AM EST
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Maybe some chicken fried steaks to go with em!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 6:03 AM EST
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
Good morning, y’all
8trackdisco Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 6:28 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,076
Go go go!
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 6:41 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,551
Cool Dudes...
jespear Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 6:53 AM EST
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,464
jespear wrote:
The Phillies are heading, (like lambs to the slaughter), to the Red Sox, for a two game series.



Well, THAT went better than expected.
I'll take the split and be happy.
Cathcam13 Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 7:42 AM EST
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Hmm, looking like a good day to smoke Tri-Tip.
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 7:43 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
jespear wrote:
Well, THAT went better than expected.
I'll take the split and be happy.

new fans like the bombs away type games but these had that tense playoff feel.
deadeyedick Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 7:56 AM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,089
bgz wrote:
:o

I don't think I ever trolled you DED!

And you say that like it's a bad thing, a world without trolls would be a very boring place.


Hey, for somebody who refers to himself as a troll often no offense intended. Angel
bgz Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 8:22 AM EST
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None taken ;)
bgz Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 8:33 AM EST
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On that topic, one of my uncles is a real curmudgeon type... probably the grumpiest mofo I've ever met in my life...

Anyway, I noticed one time that when I disagreed with him, he would make a face... so I started to always disagree with him.

One day I was riding with him playing golf...

This tee box is trash... meh, it's not bad, see I found a spot...

That was the best shot you've ever hit in your life... No it wasn't, it went straight, I wanted it to be a draw

Anyway, that carried on all day, then by the end of the day, he's all, "You f'in disagree with everything I say, wtf I could say anything you would disagree".

It's hot as hell outside.... I think it's nice out here (it was like 102),

... blurted out about 5 more statements in a row (all of which I disagreed with) ...

The sky is blue... actually, that depends on when you look at it (or something stupid, I don't remember exactly what I said).

I had him all tilted out...

Moral of the story...

I do it in person too:P
opelmanta1900 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 11:11 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Sister comes in tonight with her husband and twin 7 year old for a week... they stay around the block from us at my parents....

lots of swimming... lots of bbq... gonna try to get high into the Sierras tomorrow for some trout fishing...
victor809 Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 12:49 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
This doesn't really smell like a 500 thread.... We sure this is the new 500?
danmdevries Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 1:47 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,375
Fell back asleep at 4am and had myself a damn coma.

Wife just woke me up at 1330.

Feel well rested. Time to mow the lawn and clean chicken coop.
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 2:04 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,551
Can you just run the mower thru da coop..?? Huh
SmokeMonkey Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 2:05 PM EST
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Posts: 5,688
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Sister comes in tonight with her husband and twin 7 year old for a week... they stay around the block from us at my parents....

lots of swimming... lots of bbq... gonna try to get high into the Sierras tomorrow for some trout fishing...


Your sister’s husband has a 7 year old twin? Science is amazing!
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 2:13 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
SmokeMonkey wrote:
Your sister’s husband has a 7 year old twin? Science is amazing!

almost as amazing as language
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 3:35 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,551
We only need one really... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 3:36 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
the language of love?
DrafterX Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 4:01 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,551
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VgAEQ4ZqtjY

Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 5:35 PM EST
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Posts: 17,375
Lolz
danmdevries Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 5:36 PM EST
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Didn't get coop cleaned.

Finished mowing, grilled some hot dogs and corn, had a beer and now it's raining.
victor809 Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 6:54 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
If you grilled chicken then you wouldn't have to worry about cleaning the coop....
delta1 Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 6:58 PM EST
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Posts: 28,788
lol ^

opelmanta1900 wrote:
Sister comes in tonight with her husband and twin 7 year old for a week... they stay around the block from us at my parents....

lots of swimming... lots of bbq... gonna try to get high into the Sierras tomorrow for some trout fishing...



driving up to Mammoth tomorrow with sister and her hubby, son and his family... prolly fish Crowley Lake Friday, then June and Grant Lakes on Sat. You gonna be anywhere near there?

...be cool to get high and meet up, or something like that...
jespear Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 7:03 PM EST
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,464
What does a 500 thread smell like ? Think
victor809 Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 7:08 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
High end cigars... Corinthian leather... Scotch... And lillies surprisingly....

This one smells a bit like stale sweat and desperation....
danmdevries Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 7:21 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,375
jespear wrote:
What does a 500 thread smell like ? Think


Leather-bound books and mahogany I believe.
8trackdisco Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2018, 8:57 PM EST
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Posts: 60,076
victor809 wrote:
High end cigars... Corinthian leather... Scotch... And lillies surprisingly....

This one smells a bit like stale sweat and desperation....


It's like a movie. It starts out slow, but give it time. It will get worse.
Cathcam13 Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 1:29 AM EST
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Leather, coconut oil, a hint of spirits with an overwhelming scent of Arturo Fuentes!
danmdevries Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 1:33 AM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas
opelmanta1900 Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 1:43 AM EST
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Posts: 13,954
delta1 wrote:
lol ^




driving up to Mammoth tomorrow with sister and her hubby, son and his family... prolly fish Crowley Lake Friday, then June and Grant Lakes on Sat. You gonna be anywhere near there?

...be cool to get high and meet up, or something like that...

Crowley! Love the bishop area... convict and pleasant valley have yielded some great memories too...

In terms of mileage we won't be too far away from one another... unfortunately, you'll be on one side of the peaks and I'll be on the other...
Cathcam13 Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 1:48 AM EST
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Posts: 1,264
Hmm, I am pulling Tri-tip and baby backs out of the freezer to thaw. Friday night is going to be epic.
8trackdisco Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 6:09 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,076
Gonz
SmokeMonkey Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 6:36 AM EST
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
Good morning, y’all
DrafterX Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 7:28 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,551
Cool Dudes...
bgz Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 9:08 AM EST
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Posts: 13,023
victor809 wrote:
High end cigars... Corinthian leather... Scotch... And lillies surprisingly....

This one smells a bit like stale sweat and desperation....


That's your upper lip you smell because scent doesn't transmit through the internets.
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