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victor809 Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 11:49 AM EST
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Nah... Haven't gone down on a sweaty desperate girl in at least 6 years....

And scent may not transmit through your internets... But that probably because you never got the Comcast upgrade....
victor809 Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 11:49 AM EST
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...let me tell you....it makes one a lot more careful about what porn links they click on....
bgz Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 12:05 PM EST
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I wouldn't trust Comcast to not throttle their customers aroma bandwidth.

Just a question, because cable pushes data through neighborhood trunks, when you are watching anal destroyers 15, does your neighbors computer smell like sh*t?
victor809 Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 12:08 PM EST
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.... Not sure...? Do you spend a lot of time near your neighbor when you're streaming anal destroyers 15?

... although the whole neighborhood has smelled a lot like latex and lube the past week....
RMAN4443 Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 12:49 PM EST
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I didn't even know anal destroyers 15 was out yet....I still haven't seen anal destroyers 13 yet Anxious
bgz Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 12:51 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
.... Not sure...? Do you spend a lot of time near your neighbor when you're streaming anal destroyers 15?

... although the whole neighborhood has smelled a lot like latex and lube the past week....


You're the one with the Comcast stench upgrade... that hasn't hit my neighborhood yet. Sadly, I'm not in a tech hub with excessive homeless people stealing my wifi...

So I wouldn't know... that's why I was asking:P
DrafterX Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 1:13 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I didn't even know anal destroyers 15 was out yet....I still haven't seen anal destroyers 13 yet Anxious



I heard that was TW's final appearance.. guess he was all wore out and stuff... I never saw any of them but that's what I heard... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 1:33 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I heard that was TW's final appearance.. guess he was all wore out and stuff... I never saw any of them but that's what I heard... Mellow

so is that like aural sex?
Cathcam13 Offline
#59 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 2:07 PM EST
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Wow........ (Shakes head in disbelief) This thread sure likes to sit in the gutter..........
DrafterX Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 2:17 PM EST
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TW hardly sits at all anymore.. Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 2:30 PM EST
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Heard he sits on donuts.
bgz Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 2:32 PM EST
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That must be the theme for the AD16 project.
victor809 Offline
#63 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 3:06 PM EST
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I thought TW sat on fenceposts...
DrafterX Offline
#64 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 3:15 PM EST
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That was AD 1.... Or so I heard... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#65 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 4:19 PM EST
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Poor tw's bunghole...
RMAN4443 Offline
#66 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 4:34 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Heard he sits on donuts.

Cruellers?Anxious
bgz Offline
#67 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 4:44 PM EST
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No, krispy kream.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#68 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 6:45 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
No, krispy kream.


I didn’t know KK made cream-filled....
DrafterX Offline
#69 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 7:07 PM EST
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I heard they were spam filled... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#70 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 7:10 PM EST
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sperm, not spam
bgz Offline
#71 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 7:15 PM EST
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TW Fills them?
jespear Offline
#72 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 7:24 PM EST
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"Panama Hats" are made in Ecuador.
Now you know !
8trackdisco Offline
#73 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 7:43 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
But that probably because you never got the Comcast upgrade....


You'll have to pull out the credit and pay up for the Phat Plat.
danmdevries Offline
#74 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 9:22 PM EST
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Left wife at home and took boy to a motocross race. Just a little local one at the county fairgrounds.

He friggin loved it. Won't stop talking about all the chores he's gonna do so he can buy a 4 wheeler. We'll see how long that ambition sticks.
frankj1 Offline
#75 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 9:25 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Left wife at home and took boy to a motocross race. Just a little local one at the county fairgrounds.

He friggin loved it. Won't stop talking about all the chores he's gonna do so he can buy a 4 wheeler. We'll see how long that ambition sticks.

geez Danm, he ain't 16!
But I think you like him...
RMAN4443 Offline
#76 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 9:41 PM EST
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Guy at work brought me a Stinky brand 4 finger cigar ashtray....this thing is huge, looks like it will hold a quart or so anyway...he found it at a Goodwill store for $2 ,on his way into work this afternoon...pretty nice gesture on his part...
DrafterX Offline
#77 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 9:44 PM EST
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Very cool..!! Laugh

He prolly wants you... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#78 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 9:52 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Very cool..!! Laugh

He prolly wants you... Mellow

Duh....I thought that went without saying..Anxious
danmdevries Offline
#79 Posted: Thu, Aug 2 2018, 10:27 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
geez Danm, he ain't 16!
But I think you like him...


I've come around.

But I don't have the money for a kiddy atv.

I built him a go kart that tears up the yard all the same. (and seats two, so I can tear up the yard too)
8trackdisco Offline
#80 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 6:18 AM EST
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Let's rip up Friday!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#81 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 6:50 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
frankj1 Offline
#82 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 7:46 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I've come around.

But I don't have the money for a kiddy atv.

I built him a go kart that tears up the yard all the same. (and seats two, so I can tear up the yard too)

you really have come around!
DrafterX Offline
#83 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 8:25 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
rfenst Offline
#84 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 8:26 AM EST
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Good morning
bgz Offline
#85 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 9:28 AM EST
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Morning!!!

Up early and ain't even tired. Probably a good thing, maybe I can repeat the feat tomorrow for golf.
DrafterX Offline
#86 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 10:03 AM EST
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Eggs and bacons... BigGrin
DrafterX Offline
#87 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 1:40 PM EST
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Dead fish on da beach.... Think

We gonna need this for that thing Frank..?? Huh
RMAN4443 Offline
#88 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 1:47 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Dead fish on da beach.... Think

We gonna need this for that thing Frank..?? Huh

Sounds kinda fishy to me...d'oh!
DrafterX Offline
#89 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 1:55 PM EST
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Upon further investigation it appears he swam into a prop.... Think
danmdevries Offline
#90 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 2:00 PM EST
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Gotta do family stuff tonight...

Not looking forward to it.
frankj1 Offline
#91 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 3:38 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Dead fish on da beach.... Think

We gonna need this for that thing Frank..?? Huh

I was outta da loop
DrafterX Offline
#92 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 3:41 PM EST
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Already dumped him in da woods anyways... Food for Woofs now... Mellow
deadeyedick Offline
#93 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 3:56 PM EST
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Da fishes sleeps wit da woods? What kinda gansta place you’d running?
DrafterX Offline
#94 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 4:07 PM EST
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He was hit by a prop.. didn't want to send the wrong message...and the Woofs were prolly hungry anyways... Mellow
deadeyedick Offline
#95 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 4:10 PM EST
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Maybe Cros sleeps wit da fishes
DrafterX Offline
#96 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 4:15 PM EST
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OhMyGod
rfenst Offline
#97 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 4:17 PM EST
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lol
DrafterX Offline
#98 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 4:22 PM EST
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I think we would have been notified if that was the case... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#99 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 4:39 PM EST
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Man, wish you Dudes were here hanging at da lake with me and puppy-dog..
I should host a Herf... Think
DrafterX Offline
#100 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2018, 9:50 PM EST
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Oh boy.... Ruff day at da beach with puppy-dog.... I'm beat... Mellow


Tomorrow will be the same..

Come on.. Let's do it again..!! Laugh
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