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victor809 Offline
#201 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 1:17 PM EST
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I have yet to have a kidney stone.... Surprising given my 12 cup a coffee daily habit and lack of water....

But that's something I don't ever look forward to.
8trackdisco Offline
#202 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 3:57 PM EST
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Nah, it's not mine. My wife is going through it. Said it's even more painful than being married to me.
rfenst Offline
#203 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 4:06 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Nah, it's not mine. My wife is going through it. Said it's even more painful than being married to me.

Ouch.
Ewok126 Offline
#204 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 4:34 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Nah, it's not mine. My wife is going through it. Said it's even more painful than being married to me.



Now that is some pain right there or so I heard lol. Gonz
Brewha Offline
#205 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 5:44 PM EST
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In the words of Solomon; “this too shall pass”.
tonygraz Offline
#206 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 5:48 PM EST
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I thought coffee helped to avoid stone formation.
MACS Offline
#207 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 5:57 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Nah, it's not mine. My wife is going through it. Said it's even more painful than being married to me.


Good Lord, man!! Get her some morphine!
danmdevries Offline
#208 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 9:04 PM EST
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Wife ran out of beer and sent me on a beer run. Leaving for camping tomorrow, so I had to go anyway.

Went to liquor store closest to me and there were a bunch of police cars in the lot and several cops inside. Looks like they're closed at the moment.

Went to the next closest, and there were a few cop cars, and a regular car in the doorway of the store. Looks like they're closed at the moment.

Went to the grocery store and bought the damn beers.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#209 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 9:08 PM EST
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There's a shortage on booze and the cops got first word!
MACS Offline
#210 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 9:30 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
There's a shortage on booze and the cops got first word!


Pffft... shortage? Not by me... Total Wine is a warehouse sized booze barn, and BevMo is about half that size. Then you got the small packies close by (too expensive) and the 4 grocery stores that all sell booze (expensive).

All within 8 miles. Beer
frankj1 Offline
#211 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 9:35 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Pffft... shortage? Not by me... Total Wine is a warehouse sized booze barn, and BevMo is about half that size. Then you got the small packies close by (too expensive) and the 4 grocery stores that all sell booze (expensive).

All within 8 miles. Beer

do they call'em packies out there too?
MACS Offline
#212 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 9:37 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
do they call'em packies out there too?


Sadly, no... but I do.
frankj1 Offline
#213 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 9:38 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Sadly, no... but I do.

so, only like me and tail and rmann understood...that is sad
RMAN4443 Offline
#214 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 10:05 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
so, only like me and tail and rmann understood...that is sad

Yeah, you can always tell someone's from mass or RI....they call liquor stores packies, and soda, tonic...Herfing
MACS Offline
#215 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 10:12 PM EST
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No... soda is soda.
RMAN4443 Offline
#216 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 10:19 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
No... soda is soda.

When I was growing up my parents and grandparents called it tonic,so us kids did too.....
danmdevries Offline
#217 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2018, 10:47 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Pffft... shortage? Not by me... Total Wine is a warehouse sized booze barn, and BevMo is about half that size. Then you got the small packies close by (too expensive) and the 4 grocery stores that all sell booze (expensive).

All within 8 miles. Beer


Bought a case of Bud Light, pack of White Claw, and a sixer of some Scotch Ale and it was $60 something at the grocer. Would have been $48.19 out the door at the liquor store (and chilled - it's my normal pre camping beer run) around the corner.

Dumbass mofo's effing up my day.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#218 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 4:45 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
jespear Offline
#219 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 5:49 AM EST
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$1.6 BILLION

ONE winning ticket. in South Carolina.

Oh yeah . . . Good morning to you all. (That's "yankee speak" for Y'all.)
8trackdisco Offline
#220 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 6:21 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Good Lord, man!! Get her some morphine!


She's got enough pain killers to make Prince come back- and die again. Hope she uses it wisely.
jespear Offline
#221 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 6:28 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Why in hell do you let anyone else change your oil? It's the easiest 10 minute job, ever.


MACS,
If I DID manage to get my fat, weary boned a$$ down on the ground and underneath my car, chances are I would not be able to get out and back up on my feet.
Car was in for a State Inspection anyway, so . . .
tonygraz Offline
#222 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 7:56 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
No... soda is soda.


In the midwest soda is pop (or at least it used to be).
rfenst Offline
#223 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 8:13 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
In the midwest soda is pop (or at least it used to be).


I used to speak midwestern and we called it "pop"
danmdevries Offline
#224 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 9:11 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
I used to speak midwestern and we called it "pop"


It's true. Pop. Though I feel like it's split between "pop" and the brand/style i.e. "Pepsi" or "root beer" etc.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#225 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 9:32 AM EST
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San Diego area in the 80's and 90's a soda was called a coke... You'd say "can I get a coke?" And they'd say "sure, what kinda coke you want?" And you'd say "hmmm, sprite"...
dstieger Offline
#226 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 10:11 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
In the midwest soda is pop (or at least it used to be).


Grew up in Milwaukee....generally considered midwest...and soda is soda; 'pop' was pretty much reserved for balloons....and cherries

There's been studies on soda vs. pop....probably government funded....maps are out there on the interwebs...lots of them
opelmanta1900 Offline
#227 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 10:44 AM EST
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I lived in milwaukee for a few years.... 83-86ish maybe? Probably too young to order soda...
dstieger Offline
#228 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 10:51 AM EST
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Left in late '80....except for one summer and a number of visits....lots of family and friends all stuck around...not a bad city; but if I ever considered living there, it would be as a snowbird only...I question the sanity and/or wisdom of anyone who spends winters in Wisconsin by choice
Ewok126 Offline
#229 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 11:43 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
San Diego area in the 80's and 90's a soda was called a coke... You'd say "can I get a coke?" And they'd say "sure, what kinda coke you want?" And you'd say "hmmm, sprite"...


It was the same in the 70's in foothills of South Carolina. My grandfather would come pick me up at home and say "Come on boy, lets go get a coke and a moon pie. For him that meant a Mr. Pibb and a moon pie. Me, I went with Dr.Pepper. Drool
Bur Offline
#230 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 12:22 PM EST
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Good morning, been off the devil site too long. Good to see the 500 thread still meanders around with the usual cast of characters also wasting time on here.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#231 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:24 PM EST
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Fire is smoldering... Bread is rising.. I need a cigar or a nap...
Ram27 Offline
#232 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:26 PM EST
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^^^^^ Say what ? Welcome...ram27bat
Ram27 Offline
#233 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:27 PM EST
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232 for Bur. 🙄
Ewok126 Offline
#234 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:27 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Fire is smoldering... Bread is rising.. I need a cigar or a nap...

Chit brother, Live like you mean it. You need a cigar and a nap quit half assing around!Brick wall
Ram27 Offline
#235 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:29 PM EST
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Afternoon peeps. Herfing
opelmanta1900 Offline
#236 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:32 PM EST
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I miss Drafter... I should send him a pizza...
Ewok126 Offline
#237 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:37 PM EST
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Man, I feel for X. You just had to bring me down didn't you.
RMAN4443 Offline
#238 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:37 PM EST
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How is Drafter, has anyone heard?
RMAN4443 Offline
#239 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:37 PM EST
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How is Drafter, has anyone heard?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#240 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:38 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Chit brother, Live like you mean it. You need a cigar and a nap quit half assing around!Brick wall

Can't do both... Last time I tried I lit my pubes on fire... Cleaned up my hobo dna, but still, not something I wanna repeat...
Ewok126 Offline
#241 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:41 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Can't do both... Last time I tried I lit my pubes on fire... Cleaned up my hobo dna, but still, not something I wanna repeat...


Yeah that pube burning is for the damn birds. If you want to go in halfsies on a pizza for X PM me a price and a paypal addy.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#242 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:48 PM EST
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I'll hit him up in a couple of days and see how he's doing and if he's up to a meat lovers....
RMAN4443 Offline
#243 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 1:56 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I'll hit him up in a couple of days and see how he's doing and if he's up to a meat lovers....

What, no chikens????Anxious
opelmanta1900 Offline
#244 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 2:00 PM EST
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Poor chickens...
Ewok126 Offline
#245 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 2:24 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I'll hit him up in a couple of days and see how he's doing and if he's up to a meat lovers....

Aight, let me know when the time comes.
MACS Offline
#246 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 3:08 PM EST
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Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#247 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 5:33 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
question the sanity and/or wisdom of anyone who spends winters in Wisconsin by choice


Anxious

Yeah..... bunch of dumbazzes.
danmdevries Offline
#248 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 7:33 PM EST
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Campground is surprisingly busy. 35 degrees, kinda cold for camping. Wife and I both wearing coveralls and about to give up on sitting by the fire.
victor809 Offline
#249 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 7:51 PM EST
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Woohoo!!! 219.8lbs! Finally dipped under the 220 mark. And all with no dietary restriction. Just exercise...

On a side note, I also just finished a 3mile swim....
8trackdisco Offline
#250 Posted: Wed, Oct 24 2018, 8:05 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Woohoo!!! 219.8lbs! Finally dipped under the 220 mark. And all with no dietary restriction. Just exercise...

On a side note, I also just finished a 3mile swim....


Nice job, fatazz!
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