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Sunoverbeach Offline
#151 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 7:37 AM EST
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Well it is now, but at the time was a case of premature date estimation. Not the worst premature "tion" out there
DrafterX Offline
#152 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 8:00 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
corey sellers Offline
#153 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 8:15 AM EST
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Morning gents
deadeyedick Offline
#154 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 8:23 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
So to recap.

-Dan is back to not knowing what day it is after interactions with a tranny.
-Opel realizes exercise sux
-Celtic Bomber is undead.

Happy Undead, Exerciseless, Tranny Friday.



You forgot that part where Shawn is going to try Sonoverbeach
Ram27 Offline
#155 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 8:45 AM EST
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Peeps........
tonygraz Offline
#156 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 8:51 AM EST
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About every other spring I pick up a 6 pack of Raging Bitch. I can't drink it without smoking a cigar and now I can't remember if it's an on or off year. I think they only brew it in the spring and I might be too late.
victor809 Offline
#157 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 8:56 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
About every other spring I pick up a 6 pack of Raging Bitch. I can't drink it without smoking a cigar and now I can't remember if it's an on or off year. I think they only brew it in the spring and I might be too late.


I've had that... who makes that one? That dogfish head?
victor809 Offline
#158 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 8:57 AM EST
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No... Flying Dog. I remember that one now
tonygraz Offline
#159 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 8:58 AM EST
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Kelly is a great name for a Tranny. Yes Dan, it is friday. After another month or so Frank won't know what day it is.
danmdevries Offline
#160 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 9:24 AM EST
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Delivering plants down to the in laws in Indy tonight after the boy gets off the bus. Gonna stay the night but gotta head back up in the morning.

The chickens are not quite ready to go outside yet but they're eating and crapping like full sized birds. Have had to change bedding daily and theyre going through food and water every 6-8 hours. Should be fine for one night away.
danmdevries Offline
#161 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 9:25 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Kelly is a great name for a Tranny. Yes Dan, it is friday. After another month or so Frank won't know what day it is.


Kelly's the trans dude, not the tranny. The tranny is an Allison. Kelly just operated on the tranny and relubed my rear end.
CelticBomber Offline
#162 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 9:47 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Kelly's the trans dude, not the tranny. The tranny is an Allison. Kelly just operated on the tranny and relubed my rear end.


Not going camping with you blabber mouth! Sheesh make a guy pancakes and he can't keep one little secret:-p
victor809 Offline
#163 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 9:51 AM EST
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That Kelly guy really gets around... working on the tranny Allison, and on DanM's rear end.
danmdevries Offline
#164 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 10:18 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
That Kelly guy really gets around... working on the tranny Allison, and on DanM's rear end.


Well, it was all at the same time, not two separate occasions.
victor809 Offline
#165 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 10:34 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Well, it was all at the same time, not two separate occasions.


kinky
MACS Offline
#166 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 11:15 AM EST
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Mornin' dudes... or afternoon for you east coast mofos.
Gene363 Offline
#167 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 11:44 AM EST
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Good afternoon, it’s 12:40 here in Corpus Christi, Texas. Overcast and rain threatening, but tonight is our DIL’s college graduation, she’s an RN now. She and my wife, another RN, are enjoying hour after hour of medical stories. OhMyGod
danmdevries Offline
#168 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 11:47 AM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Good afternoon, it’s 12:40 here in Corpus Christi, Texas. Overcast and rain threatening, but tonight is our DIL’s college graduation, she’s an RN now. She and my wife, another RN, are enjoying hour after hour of medical stories. OhMyGod


Makes for great dinner conversation.

Gene363 Offline
#169 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 12:00 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Makes for great dinner conversation.



Yes it does. When it gets too bad I start talking about database design and search index optimization.
danmdevries Offline
#170 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 12:07 PM EST
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Pretzel roll loaded up with pork tenderloin slices, hard salami, pepper jack cheese, and a coating of The Last Dab Redux hot sauce.

Got me sweating. Glasses keep fogging up. That's a spicy sauce
delta1 Offline
#171 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 12:11 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Kelly is a great name for a Tranny. Yes Dan, it is friday. After another month or so Frank won't know what day it is.



Shame on you

My wife's name is Kelly, and I have agreed to never buy tires with her name on them, so as to avoid the look ...
delta1 Offline
#172 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 12:14 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Pretzel roll loaded up with pork tenderloin slices, hard salami, pepper jack cheese, and a coating of The Last Dab Redux hot sauce.

Got me sweating



I think victor is right....danm is REALLY trying...had to adjust myself after reading that one...."hard salami" and "last dab" indeed...
MACS Offline
#173 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 12:38 PM EST
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So... I couldn't find my life insurance bill... so I called and paid it via CC over the phone.

And then I realized the reason I couldn't find the bill is because I already mailed the payment.

Well, then... guess I'm paid up for awhile. fog
delta1 Offline
#174 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 12:42 PM EST
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a preview of life after 50...
victor809 Offline
#175 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 12:45 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
So... I couldn't find my life insurance bill... so I called and paid it via CC over the phone.

And then I realized the reason I couldn't find the bill is because I already mailed the payment.

Well, then... guess I'm paid up for awhile. fog



The irony would be if you died before the next payment is due.
MACS Offline
#176 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 12:57 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
The irony would be if you died before the next payment is due.


Yep, that sure would be ironical... but the customer service rep said they'd mail a check back to me since I already paid it up to date.

I staved off reading glasses until I was 45 or so... now I have 3 pairs around the house. Now if I could remember where I put them... HA!
delta1 Offline
#177 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 1:00 PM EST
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so the early onset has happened earlier with you....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#178 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 1:01 PM EST
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Have you checked on top of your head? the neck of your t-shirt?

of course the most obvious answer is that you're wearing them...
MACS Offline
#179 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 1:03 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Have you checked on top of your head? the neck of your t-shirt?

of course the most obvious answer is that you're wearing them...


Otherwise I couldn't read the forums!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#180 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 1:18 PM EST
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Mystery solved! Now if you could just find your phone... Think
deadeyedick Offline
#181 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 4:00 PM EST
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You can get them in bulk at Costco old man.
victor809 Offline
#182 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 4:04 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yep, that sure would be ironical... but the customer service rep said they'd mail a check back to me since I already paid it up to date.

I staved off reading glasses until I was 45 or so... now I have 3 pairs around the house. Now if I could remember where I put them... HA!


Ok... dumb irony. It amused me when I typed it.

Has morale improved here yet?

I'm trying to get everything together for China on monday.
Speyside Offline
#183 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 4:29 PM EST
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Buisness trip?
victor809 Offline
#184 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 4:35 PM EST
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Yeah. 10 days
MACS Offline
#185 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 4:43 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
You can get them in bulk at Costco old man.


I have prescription readers. Astigmatism in the left eye, so they tell me. +1.75 and +1.50, so I guess over the counter +1.50's would work.
danmdevries Offline
#186 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 5:17 PM EST
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Set a new best mileage in the truck. Seems fixing the trans did something. It stayed in top gear instead of dropping at hills n stuff.

Got 16.4mpg over 130 miles. Usually this trip gets me low to mid 13's. My previous best was low 14s.

Pretty stoked on that.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#187 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 6:05 PM EST
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Rebuild's going to pay for itself
tonygraz Offline
#188 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 6:24 PM EST
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Trannys know their business ---and maybe that rear end lube helped.
danmdevries Offline
#189 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 6:26 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Rebuild's going to pay for itself


If I average 2mpg better, and drive 10k miles a year, would save me 100gallons a year. Would only take 10 years at $3/g to break even.

Can't wait to see towing mileage.
MACS Offline
#190 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 7:23 PM EST
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Towing mileage will be improved as well... I get better MPG when I am towing than you get when you're not, though...

EcoDiesel, bitches!
rfenst Offline
#191 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 7:27 PM EST
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Leave dollar shave club alone!
MACS Offline
#192 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 7:38 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Leave dollar shave club alone!


Wrong thread...
RMAN4443 Offline
#193 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 8:19 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
About every other spring I pick up a 6 pack of Raging Bitch. I can't drink it without smoking a cigar and now I can't remember if it's an on or off year. I think they only brew it in the spring and I might be too late.

I married a Raging Bitch...got divorced about 30 years ago...life's been pretty good ever since...Anxious
delta1 Offline
#194 Posted: Fri, May 10 2019, 9:25 PM EST
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seems tony appreciates the Raging Bitch...smokes a cigar after every time...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#195 Posted: Sat, May 11 2019, 6:18 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
DrafterX Offline
#196 Posted: Sat, May 11 2019, 6:31 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
8trackdisco Offline
#197 Posted: Sat, May 11 2019, 6:59 AM EST
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Couple miles on the exercise bike, shower, english muffin (peanut butter & strawberry rhubarb jam) Caribou coffee.

Aston Villa v. West Brom on the telly.

Whachu doin' today?
8trackdisco Offline
#198 Posted: Sat, May 11 2019, 7:05 AM EST
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MACS wrote:


I staved off reading glasses until I was 45 or so... now I have 3 pairs around the house. Now if I could remember where I put them... HA!


Finally lost my battle and surrendered to readers about a year ago. I recall hearing "old" people complaining about the print on things so damn small.

Recently, those darn companies started making the print damn small.
8trackdisco Offline
#199 Posted: Sat, May 11 2019, 7:09 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
You can get them in bulk at Costco old man.


ThumpUp

Have three pair from Coscto, all placed in strategic places at home and work. You don't realize how many places you read things until you can't, and the nearest pair is 100 feet away.

1st world problems.

Going to Costco today. Maybe I'll buy 30 pair and be done with it.
8trackdisco Offline
#200 Posted: Sat, May 11 2019, 7:12 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Yeah. 10 days


Tell them you sexually abuse your Asian girlfriend and her name is Nan King.
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