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SmokeMonkey Offline
#301 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 7:46 AM EST
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I’m wondering if any rain found its way to Corey.
rfenst Offline
#302 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 7:59 AM EST
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Off to Daytona Beach. My son fractured his finger in while weight lifting . Apparently, he dropped 30 lbs.on his hand. Hope he doesn't need surgery. Then off to the local dispensaries in Daytona to get two for one because my son will be a new customer to them.
DrafterX Offline
#303 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 8:18 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
#304 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 8:42 AM EST
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Free donuts today all over the country.. Think
SmokeMonkey Offline
#305 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 8:45 AM EST
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Why are they setting them free? I don’t think I’ve tried a free range donut....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#306 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 8:53 AM EST
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They prolly contain soy... Mad
opelmanta1900 Offline
#307 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 8:55 AM EST
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At Wal-Mart for an oil change... Sun was up super early this morning... Bright out at 545...

Boy finishes up His first year of school today... He's sad, but happy... He's grown so much this year, it's crazy...
DrafterX Offline
#308 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 8:58 AM EST
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Walmart has free donuts today...

Walmart
While you’re picking up some groceries, make sure to swing by the bakery and grab a little sweet treat for yourself. In honor of the decadent day, Walmart is giving away 1.2 million doughnuts at 4,000 stores across the nation. Limit one per customer at participating locations.

Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#309 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:02 AM EST
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I have a buddy who got a free hot dog in Tijuana once... He's dead now... I don't eat free things...
victor809 Offline
#310 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:05 AM EST
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Back in Columbia....that was a long drive back after 9 hours working in the sun.
corey sellers Offline
#311 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:11 AM EST
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Morning gents


Monkey
No rain as of yet should have some come in latter today I hope .
opelmanta1900 Offline
#312 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:14 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Back in Columbia....that was a long drive back after 9 hours working in the sun.

Grab me some blow?
DrafterX Offline
#313 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:22 AM EST
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I could sure use some blow about now... Mellow
corey sellers Offline
#314 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:26 AM EST
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I sure could use a doughnut right about now but need to go for a run instead
frankj1 Offline
#315 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 10:04 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Back in Columbia....that was a long drive back after 9 hours working in the sun.

in your wildest nightmares, did you ever think you'd be glad to be in Columbia, Misery?

did you get any chance to be amazed in China, or just factories and stuff?
danmdevries Offline
#316 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 10:34 AM EST
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Back home safely.

Truck did well the last two weeks. Covered about 500 miles loaded with the 5500lb camper and probably another 1.2klb of people pets gear food and water.

10.5mpg for the whole thing. I'm happy with that. Hopefully new tires don't drop me too much.

Got reimbursed fully for the gridlife trip, and paid a little on top. Enough to cover the family trip entirely and the "roof" I built over the chicken run.

Was a good two weeks on the road. But back to work tonight.
Ram27 Offline
#317 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 12:33 PM EST
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Welcome back victor. Applause


ENJOY THE DAY FELLOW CBIDDERS. ram27bat
victor809 Offline
#318 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 12:36 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
in your wildest nightmares, did you ever think you'd be glad to be in Columbia, Misery?

did you get any chance to be amazed in China, or just factories and stuff?


Got to see the great wall and forbidden palace in Beijing over 2 days.... rest of the time was traveling to suppliers and trade show crap.


And no.... I have never imagined the bizarre situation where I'd be glad to get to MO.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#319 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 12:54 PM EST
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That sounds awesome, but what'd you eat? Was it just like Chinese food in the states? I can't imagine it would be... Eat any street vendor food? Did you meet general tso?
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#320 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 1:04 PM EST
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<<--------- Saw a couple of these critters on my 4 mile walk this morning. Most of the area is subdivisions with just small amounts of desert here and there. Always surprised at how wild animals can live in this environment but some manage.
victor809 Offline
#321 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 2:25 PM EST
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....not sure how you'd call them wild animals... wandering around subdivisions wearing sunglasses and smoking cigars ....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#322 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 2:47 PM EST
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I wear sunglasses, smoke cigars, and occasionally wander aimlessly around subdivisions... Never stopped anyone from labeling me...
Speyside Offline
#323 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 4:14 PM EST
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Hope they used adhesive label and not staple on ones.
danmdevries Offline
#324 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 5:46 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Hope they used adhesive label and not staple on ones.


Frying pan
dkeage Offline
#325 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 7:08 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
mazel tov?

Thanks Frank. They said it wouldn't last.
DrafterX Offline
#326 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 7:13 PM EST
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I wondered what you were talking about.. Congrats..!! Laugh
deadeyedick Offline
#327 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 7:25 PM EST
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Congrats Kipp. Ya gots one year on me.
frankj1 Offline
#328 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 8:08 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
Thanks Frank. They said it wouldn't last.

give it time..............j/k.

is the secret that you are in separate states every anniversary?
dkeage Offline
#329 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 8:40 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
give it time..............j/k.

is the secret that you are in separate states every anniversary?



The key the last few years, is to keep the wife and my mother apart..... Frying pan


Thanks for the well wishes guys Beer
DrafterX Offline
#330 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 8:45 PM EST
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My first marriage may have lasted if I coulda kept my wife and her mother apart... The ex-mil had been married 6 times at that time.. guess what, my ex has been married 7 times... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#331 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 8:45 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
27 years ago today... D day for me.... d'oh! Beer



Happy Anniversary to you and the Mrs. Beer
tonygraz Offline
#332 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:13 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
My first marriage may have lasted if I coulda kept my wife and her mother apart... The ex-mil had been married 6 times at that time.. guess what, my ex has been married 7 times... Mellow


There is a lot to be said about experience and not all of it is good. I always got along with my ex-mother in laws - may they rest in peace.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#333 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:26 PM EST
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6 & 7 times? Wouldn't you just give up on that chit by then?
RMAN4443 Offline
#334 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:29 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
6 & 7 times? Wouldn't you just give up on that chit by then?

If they live in alimony states, they can make a career out of getting married/divorced....Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#335 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:29 PM EST
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I lost contact.. no telling how many by now.. but I figure our divorce wasn't my fault... Mellow
Speyside Offline
#336 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:54 PM EST
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RMAN, what do you mean by alimony states? It may be my ignorance of the law, but I thought you could only receive alimony from your most recent ex spouse.
frankj1 Offline
#337 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:56 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I lost contact.. no telling how many by now.. but I figure our divorce wasn't my fault... Mellow

maybe her first divorce though?
dkeage Offline
#338 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 9:59 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
My first marriage may have lasted if I coulda kept my wife and her mother apart... The ex-mil had been married 6 times at that time.. guess what, my ex has been married 7 times... Mellow


They pretty much tolerated each other for 24 years. Then one summer when the wife was here in Wyoming for a couple weeks, they constantly picked at each other until they had a big blowout. When it got going, I went on the patio with a cigar and bourbon. The wife headed back to Texas, and that was that. They haven't spoken since.

I just told em both that I love them, and their issues are not mine, and I don't want to hear it...Speak to the hand
RMAN4443 Offline
#339 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 10:03 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
RMAN, what do you mean by alimony states? It may be my ignorance of the law, but I thought you could only receive alimony from your most recent ex spouse.

Yeah, but they start out with a minimum wage marriage/divorce, move up to a higher scale marriage/divorce, and so on and so on.....seventh time you could work your way up to divorcing the President of a company....or so I've heard
I'm pretty sure they don't start at the top and work back down... Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#340 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 10:13 PM EST
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I've got a friend who took a retirement buyout from GM... His ex wife claimed half of it.. I don't remember the details but I think she got it... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#341 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 10:16 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I've got a friend who took a retirement buyout from GM... His ex wife claimed half of it.. I don't remember the details but I think she got it... Mellow

Yeah, something like that....I'm on my second marriage, but I'm hoping to meet a rich woman any time now...I'm due...Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#342 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 10:23 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Yeah, something like that....I'm on my second marriage, but I'm hoping to meet a rich woman any time now...I'm due...Anxious

you gonna trade in your half of your ex-wife's pension?
Speyside Offline
#343 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 10:30 PM EST
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A rich one will just use you as a trophy husband.
frankj1 Offline
#344 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 10:35 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
A rich one will just use you as a trophy husband.

he has gorgeous legs
Sunoverbeach Offline
#345 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 10:47 PM EST
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I tried to be a trophy husband, but Mrs. Beach just doesn't make enough to warrant the label
DrafterX Offline
#346 Posted: Fri, Jun 7 2019, 10:56 PM EST
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I got a truly professional massage today.. I gotta do this more often... I will infact... she was cute too so that made it even better... I was a gentleman of course... But I did feel some boob contact a couple times.. Mellow
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#347 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 12:00 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Walmart has free donuts today...

Walmart
While you’re picking up some groceries, make sure to swing by the bakery and grab a little sweet treat for yourself. In honor of the decadent day, Walmart is giving away 1.2 million doughnuts at 4,000 stores across the nation. Limit one per customer at participating locations.

Mellow


Two minutes after midnight and NOW I learn I could have went to Wal-Mart for a free donut?

Mad
DrafterX Offline
#348 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 12:03 AM EST
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Hey, I did my part.. you shoulda tuned in sooner... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#349 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 12:08 AM EST
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They were one of a kind never to made again donuts btw... You missed out.. peoples that got them will tell their grandchildren about them... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#350 Posted: Sat, Jun 8 2019, 12:18 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I got a truly professional massage today.. I gotta do this more often... I will infact... she was cute too so that made it even better... I was a gentleman of course... But I did feel some boob contact a couple times.. Mellow

so, your saying you got the Jonathon Kraft Special....Anxious
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