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izonfire Offline
#51 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 5:36 PM EST
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The more kickin’, the better I say!
Speyside Offline
#52 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 5:37 PM EST
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Then why not a donkey?
izonfire Offline
#53 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 5:49 PM EST
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Corey and I got a thing for goats,
But if you show up with a jackass, who knows...
(And no, I’m not talking about Gunner)
Speyside Offline
#54 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 5:51 PM EST
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Billy goats or nanny goats?
izonfire Offline
#55 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 5:57 PM EST
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We like the goats with the puta,
But we won’t judge your preference
Speyside Offline
#56 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 6:00 PM EST
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I'm more into sheep.
corey sellers Offline
#57 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 6:06 PM EST
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Donkeys are to tall we will have to have a step stool
izonfire Offline
#58 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 6:10 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Donkeys are to tall we will have to have a step stool

Not if you break their legs
corey sellers Offline
#59 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 6:33 PM EST
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Good point
rfenst Online
#60 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 6:54 PM EST
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What a bunch of sicko fuggers.
Speyside Offline
#61 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 7:03 PM EST
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We identify as criminally insane, thank you very much. Though I think we all identify differently culturally. I identify as a Cree Indian Rainbow Warrier who has been reborn for the 3rd time because mother earth is in deep trouble again. The wheel never ceases to turn. The great spirit in the sky instructs me. At least I think that's the other voice in my head.
tonygraz Offline
#62 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 9:10 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Who knows a guy....?




Ok - so the FED just wheat “near zero percent” on the prime rate.

Enjoy your refi




What are they gonna do for the next rate cut ?
CelticBomber Offline
#63 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 9:25 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
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This thread should be pinned for n00bs..... "Hi guys! I'm new to cigars and can't wait to get to know you all and learn some things!" N00b reads this thread. " Nevermind I quit smoking!"


P.S. You guys with the goat pm me please.....
clintCigar Offline
#64 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 9:45 PM EST
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🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐Love Wub
izonfire Offline
#65 Posted: Sun, Mar 15 2020, 10:28 PM EST
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Goats eez sexaaaay
👉🏽👌🏽 🐐
Sunoverbeach Offline
#66 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 7:42 AM EST
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Where the hell's you all find goat emojis?
clintCigar Offline
#67 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 7:45 AM EST
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Goat folks are in the know
corey sellers Offline
#68 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 7:46 AM EST
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🐐🐐🐄🐄🦄🦄
fishinguitarman Offline
#69 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 7:47 AM EST
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Baaaaaaaaahhh
Brewha Offline
#70 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 10:25 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
What are they gonna do for the next rate cut ?

Create jobs by not taxing corporate profits?
fishinguitarman Offline
#71 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 10:36 AM EST
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Wrong forum noop
MACS Offline
#72 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 10:36 AM EST
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A Chinese billionaire called Emperor Xi a clown... and has now disappeared.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/high-profile-chinese-tycoon-missing-after-calling-president-xi-jinping-a-clown
clintCigar Offline
#73 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 11:29 AM EST
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I eat McD's breakfast every once in a while and the lady in the drive through today told me they might be closing the inside eating area.
CelticBomber Offline
#74 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 12:31 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
I eat McD's breakfast every once in a while and the lady in the drive through today told me they might be closing the inside eating area.


You sure she didn't mean it was closed to you? Probably doesn't want to have to clean up the bathroom again. McD's breakfast and 5 cigars a day... can't be pretty....Sick
clintCigar Offline
#75 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 12:35 PM EST
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Never pooped out a cigar but I farted one time and smoke came out.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#76 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 12:40 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
Never pooped out a cigar but I farted one time and smoke came out.

I'm not the most experienced smoker on here, but I think you're doing it wrong
RMAN4443 Offline
#77 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 12:43 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I'm not the most experienced smoker on here, but I think you're doing it wrong

he just needs a tuneup, sounds like a backfire through the exhaust pipe...Anxious
Brewha Offline
#78 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 1:24 PM EST
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Great - now I have "Ring of Fire" going through my head.....
Brewha Offline
#79 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 1:25 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Wrong forum noop

You don't know what wrong is.....
Speyside Offline
#80 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 1:28 PM EST
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He is always right!!! He is a conservative Republican for goodness sake.
Brewha Offline
#81 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 1:33 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
He is always right!!! He is a conservative Republican for goodness sake.

And he can catch fish - with a guitar....
Speyside Offline
#82 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 1:35 PM EST
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Now if you want to talk about his POV....................
Brewha Offline
#83 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 1:36 PM EST
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A true Right Wing visionary....
Speyside Offline
#84 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 1:39 PM EST
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Reminds me more of McCarthy every day. Are you sure you meant visionary and not advisory?
Brewha Offline
#85 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 1:45 PM EST
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I mean he's got his eye on his balls....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#86 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 3:02 PM EST
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Trump admin "requesting" gatherings be kept to less than 10 people...

I for one am sick of this administration ripping apart families... First the Mexicans, now the Mormons...
izonfire Offline
#87 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 3:30 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
I eat McD's breakfast every once in a while and the lady in the drive through today told me they might be closing the inside eating area.

Sure she wasn't talking about her vagina???
Confused
MACS Offline
#88 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 4:04 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Trump admin "requesting" gatherings be kept to less than 10 people...

I for one am sick of this administration ripping apart families... First the Mexicans, now the Mormons...


Okay... that was an lol moment.
Gene363 Offline
#89 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 4:26 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Trump admin "requesting" gatherings be kept to less than 10 people...

I for one am sick of this administration ripping apart families... First the Mexicans, now the Mormons...


LOL
Dg west deptford Offline
#90 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 5:16 PM EST
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This thing really keeps the traffic down
USNGunner Offline
#91 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 5:17 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Trump admin "requesting" gatherings be kept to less than 10 people...

I for one am sick of this administration ripping apart families... First the Mexicans, now the Mormons...



That was a good one! Applause
clintCigar Offline
#92 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 5:44 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Sure she wasn't talking about her vagina???
Confused

Ohhh that's a valid point. I'll need to clarify with her next time.
fishinguitarman Offline
#93 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 5:46 PM EST
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I can see my balls cause they are GIANTS!!

FACT


NEED PROOF? PM me your ph #
MACS Offline
#94 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 5:57 PM EST
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^^Yeah.. he's fishin' fer homos again.
Dg west deptford Offline
#95 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 7:40 PM EST
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Foundation cigar event at the local lounge this Thursday. I'm hoping less than 10 folks show up so I can scoop up all the Meneliks, Highclere Castles and all the swag goodies.
Does that make me selfish, foolish or courageous genius?
Just trying to stimulate the economy. I think I'll be safe if I self quarantine in the walk in humidor.
Mr. Jones Offline
#96 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 8:28 PM EST
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Pretty sure by.. MAY?..

NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO GO OUT...

EVEN FOR FOOD...

ITS GONNA GET UGLY AND TOTALITARIAN.
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#97 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 8:29 PM EST
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Didn't you hear, DG? Murphy just imposed a 8 PM to 5 AM curfew. Anyone on the streets will be shot on sight. Ok, that last part isn't true............yet.

David
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#98 Posted: Mon, Mar 16 2020, 8:32 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Pretty sure by.. MAY?..

NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO GO OUT...

EVEN FOR FOOD...

ITS GONNA GET UGLY AND TOTALITARIAN.


Well, this damn virus better take my frack'n life before then.
MACS Offline
#99 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 3:43 PM EST
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This is about a 6 minute read... but sums things up, IMO.

https://tinyurl.com/uj539o4
victor809 Offline
#100 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 4:16 PM EST
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Generally stated we need more data and tests.

Wonder why we haven't tested more people.

We've performed barely any tests compared to other countries with the virus. The WHO had tests available to countries. For whatever reason, we chose to develop our own. Those failed for a little bit. That's fixed now (I think) but our testing is behind.
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