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Corona Virus
Panama Red1 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2013
Posts: 65
I was watching an old episode(2003) of Law & Order SVU, some lady was found with a load of hazardous waste in her car.
The discussion mentioned that she was riding around with a container of "Coronavirus" Huuuuum.
They later changed the name to Sars . Has this virus been around longer than we thought ?fog
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 91,574
I heard if you hold your breath for 15 minutes and drink some water without discomfort you don't have it... Mellow
clintCigar Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 2,252
we already go a thread goin for WuRona

http://www.cigarbid.com/...sts/661252/Corona-Virus-
izonfire Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 4,642
DrafterX wrote:
I heard if you hold your breath for 15 minutes and drink some water without discomfort you don't have it... Mellow

That was actually misinformation.
Darn, there's so much of it out there, it's really hard not to fall prey.
Sorry fellas.

Anyhoos...
You should hold your breath for a full hour, just to be sure,
and drink a cup of bleach every other hour for disinfection.

Hope that clears things up...
Panama Red1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2013
Posts: 65
Damn that bleach tastes terrible, but my teeth are whiter !!
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
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Posts: 91,574
I drank some bleach when i was a little kid... just once tho... Mellow
tamapatom Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,361
Barrelproof single barrel jack 126 proof +- will protect you.
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 91,574
I heard a Chinese woman CV survivor now speaks fluent Mexican... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 89,112
Is her vag still sideways?
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 91,574
I dunno... prolly... Mellow
MACS Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 67,301
Whisky kills it.

Drink whisky. You'll be 100% fkn good.

Pinky swear.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,672
I honestly think it has been in our country for moths and because so few show signs, it has been looked over. My co-worker had all of the symptoms in November and they told her it wasn’t the flu but didn’t know what it was. Probably because they didn’t know what COVID19 was yet. LoL of this and more will prove that it is just another flu we have to deal with each year. Once we have a vaccine, we won’t think anything if it. Unfortunately the Dems are pushing that it is the end of the world, just so they can push through some abortion bills behind their solutions.
izonfire Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 4,642
On my 25th shot of bleach since this schitt started.
Still, can’t find an appreciation for the flavor.

Gonna give it time...
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 32,835
try lemon scented
8trackdisco Offline
#15 Posted:
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Posts: 52,094
izonfire wrote:
On my 25th shot of bleach since this schitt started.
Still, can’t find an appreciation for the flavor.

Gonna give it time...


Will have to try that. What isn’t working is the Tide pods.

Sure- they taste great. But...
izonfire Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 4,642
frankj1 wrote:
try lemon scented

I have had plenty of that when I was a kid.
Tastes kinda like floor wax.
Made me feel kinda sick recently.

I still enjoy it once in a while tho...
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 91,574
Did you hold your breath after da pods.. ?? Huh
MACS Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 67,301
THE FKN SKY IS FALLING!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

BUY TOILET PAPER, BECAUSE WASHING YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER IS... WELL... PROBABLY A BETTER OPTION, BUT IT'S TIME TO PANIC AND BUY...

TOILET PAPER? WHY?
MACS Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 67,301
Buy ammunition... a big bag of rice... and canned meats.

I have 50 lbs of rice, lots of canned spam, chicken and corned beef and a shitload of ammo. I'm good.
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted:
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Posts: 91,574
Beans, not a protein.. rice, not a protein... but beans and rice together equal a protein for some reason... Think
izonfire Offline
#21 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
THE FKN SKY IS FALLING!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

BUY TOILET PAPER, BECAUSE WASHING YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER IS... WELL... PROBABLY A BETTER OPTION, BUT IT'S TIME TO PANIC AND BUY...

TOILET PAPER? WHY?

Cause we're headed for a schittstorm, that's why.
Don't wanna die with dirty azzholes...
MACS Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 67,301
No... fucks... given.

Zero.

I'm all outa fucks.
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 91,574
Dem/media caused chit storm.. couldn't impeach Trump so make him look bad... . Mellow
USNGunner Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,055
frankj1 wrote:
try lemon scented



That did wonders on my starfish. Quite stylish and fresh scented now. Beer
USNGunner Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,055
MACS wrote:
No... fucks... given.

Zero.

I'm all outa fucks.


Yeah. We bought a case of TP at costco today and walked around the store, "Yeah, we hoarding! We bad!'"

and went home. Frying pan
izonfire Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 4,642
MACS wrote:
No... fucks... given.

Zero.

I'm all outa fucks.

Myself, I'm holdin' onto a couple more fucks...
tonygraz Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 12,414
Retirement planning ?
m j toal Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2009
Posts: 3,209
Panama Red1 wrote:
I was watching an old episode(2003) of Law & Order SVU, some lady was found with a load of hazardous waste in her car.
The discussion mentioned that she was riding around with a container of "Coronavirus" Huuuuum.
They later changed the name to Sars . Has this virus been around longer than we thought ?fog

Coronaviruses have been around for some time now. This particular strain is called Covid-19. Look on the back of a Lysol disinfectant can. Says kills Coronaviruses.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 3,744
Random stories I've caught wind of recently:
Kids in school beat up another kid because they thought he was infected
Guy on a subway douses another passenger in Febreeze because he thought he was infected
Hotel a half hour from me refuses to rent a room because clerk thought the guests infected
The clear sign of infection these vigilant folks are cluing into? The "infected" were all of Asian descent, therefore must be Chinese, therefore must e carrying the virus.
People are scary stupid. Macs is right. I need more ammo
izonfire Offline
#30 Posted:
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Posts: 4,642
tonygraz wrote:
Retirement planning ?

Maintaining a diversified portfolio
izonfire Offline
#31 Posted:
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Posts: 4,642
OK guys. I need your help here.
We gotta keep Delta from posting.
I know he’s only half Asian, the other half tamale,
but that tamale is infected.

VIGILANCE!!!
izonfire Offline
#32 Posted:
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Posts: 4,642
DrafterX wrote:
I heard a Chinese woman CV survivor now speaks fluent Mexican... Mellow

She could be the only one who understands Delta...
RMAN4443 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 6,869
DrafterX wrote:
I drank some bleach when i was a little kid... just once tho... Mellow

You didn't like it?Anxious
fishinguitarman Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 68,959
Vicki has self isolated...
chazbo Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2007
Posts: 7,999
Well it’s a good excuse to get time off of work👍
izonfire Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 4,642
DrafterX wrote:
Dem/media caused chit storm.. couldn't impeach Trump so make him look bad... . Mellow

I think it’s working...
8trackdisco Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 52,094
izonfire wrote:
Maintaining a diversified portfolio


Yes.
-Shotguns
-Pistols
-Rifles
DrafterX Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 91,574
No pitchforks..?? Huh
izonfire Offline
#39 Posted:
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Posts: 4,642
8trackdisco wrote:
Yes.
-Shotguns
-Pistols
-Rifles

CHECK

That investment completed years ago
izonfire Offline
#40 Posted:
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Posts: 4,642
DrafterX wrote:
No pitchforks..?? Huh

Got a couple, but not enough to go around.
Can someone cover us?

Got plenty of torches tho...
USNGunner Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,055
This is getting ridiculous. A friend of mine, and OG old school TEAM guy that's retired, in his 60's went for a haircut last week at his regular barber shop. He's had some health issues and his complexion and such are not youthful tanned anyway. As he sits down in the chair he coughed a little, covered of course, and the barber refused to give him a haircut and asked him to leave. "You might have the virus!"

Unbelievable. ThumbDown
corey sellers Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 6,886
I probably could round up some pitch forks if needed.
delta1 Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 20,700
I'm social distancing, izon...rarely go out...only to a drive thru eatery...even tho there have been NO known cases of COVID-19 infection in my little town...

but if you guys are scared that I may have it, I'll self quarantine for 2 weeks...

is there a majority?

members must vote and the vote must be represented by a member of the Commie 13, the electoral college here...
izonfire Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 4,642
What the hell are you doing in here Delta???
Get you and your infected tamale outta here now!

¡Apúrate!
____

Actually, this forum wouldn’t be the same without you.
You’re the only guy I like here. The rest of y’all are insensitive jerks.

But please, sanitize, have a shot of bleach, hold your breath,
and wear a mask before you post!!!
izonfire Offline
#45 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
I probably could round up some pitch forks if needed.

Corey, you da best!
ZRX1200 Offline
#46 Posted:
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Posts: 51,299
I know a guy.
Brewha Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 9,061
Who knows a guy....?




Ok - so the FED just wheat “near zero percent” on the prime rate.

Enjoy your refi
corey sellers Offline
#48 Posted:
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I got your back Izon
izonfire Offline
#49 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
I got your back Izon

When you and I get together,
we’re gonna have a goat-fucquin good time!
corey sellers Offline
#50 Posted:
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Posts: 6,886
Haha sounds fun to me brother do you want first or second turn generally the back legs don't kick as bad if your second ... Well unless your the tripod
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