So, I've had to create a form letter. The desperate pm's asking for help with their order for Rocky Patel and or Gurkha's have taken their toll on my metal health. I hope... No, I KNOW you are all proud of yourselves!
Dearest Monsieur or Madame,
I am sorry to inform you that the people who post on this forum have misled you. They are a bunch of grumpy, pig headed, crotchety, foolish, old, bellyaching, cantakerous old git's. Their souls, are legendary. Meaning, we hear about them but, no one has ever spotted one. They are shriveled bitter things. These people will happily shoot you on sight (those that can still see anyway, the rest will just fire in your general direction if they are lucky) if you so much as give their lawn a funny look.
So, while I do understand your frustration. I do not work for CBid and cannot help you.... Unless you have a hot wife or girlfreind. I can guarantee my personal attention in that instance. Otherwise, I suggest you run. Run from this forum as fast as you can before it sucks you in. The people who post here are evil. They will pour well aged Cubans into your hands and drip honeyed words into your ear. This is a trap. They just want to take you camping, use you and never call again. The Bastids. ( Call me John! I miss you!)
In conclusion. While I do feel for you in your current predicament I do NOT work for CBid and cannot help you. I wish you well in your current endeavors and good luck.
Sincerely,
CelticBomber
Post Script: STOP PM'ING ME! ;-p