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danmdevries Offline
#201 Posted: Tue, Feb 9 2021, 7:03 PM EST
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Helped the boy make a snow tunnel. Big enough for me to fit in.

MACS Offline
#202 Posted: Tue, Feb 9 2021, 7:10 PM EST
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Grilled chicken thighs... salad... ginger and lemon tea.

Been getting boneless skinless thighs from the grocery store. Today they were seasoned with toasted sesame oil, kosher salt and fresh cracked pepper and then grilled over flame. De-mutha-fuggin-licious.
delta1 Offline
#203 Posted: Tue, Feb 9 2021, 8:39 PM EST
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healthy too!
danmdevries Offline
#204 Posted: Tue, Feb 9 2021, 8:39 PM EST
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I was gonna hit submit in turbotax tonight as I think I got all my forms in, but after entering my last two things my small bill turned into a $4600 federal refund.

Something's probably wrong...

Starting over. I tried to look through the quagmire to find the error but there's too much crap. If I get the same result I don't know if I should submit or go to a tax guy. Doesn't seem right. I've never gotten a refund more than a couple hundred. I claim 6 on my W4 to toe that line.
Notthe1 Offline
#205 Posted: Tue, Feb 9 2021, 9:21 PM EST
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I see your concern, Danm.

Considering you have not normally received a return of that magnitude I would say take a break and try again tomorrow, or...

You can try HRBlock or TurboTax online. You can go through the motions, but not file, it free until you submit.

Maybe they give you the same number and you are getting lucky this year.

If you are still uncomfortable, then a real live human being might be your best choice.

Paying $200 or so to get $4,000 is not the worst thing you have ever done with your money, I'm sure.
Notthe1 Offline
#206 Posted: Tue, Feb 9 2021, 9:24 PM EST
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This concludes Leo's stupid advice.

Good luck.
teedubbya Offline
#207 Posted: Tue, Feb 9 2021, 10:12 PM EST
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Did jones’ butt ever heal from the horrible horrible pounding it took?
teedubbya Offline
#208 Posted: Tue, Feb 9 2021, 10:13 PM EST
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Danm too but he’s a nurse.
tonygraz Offline
#209 Posted: Tue, Feb 9 2021, 10:30 PM EST
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There used to be an independent pizza buffet restaurant in Morehead City that had 30 or more varieties to try and they all were good. Last time we were there it was gone.
danmdevries Offline
#210 Posted: Tue, Feb 9 2021, 11:14 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Danm too but he’s a nurse.


I overdid it once I started feeling better.

Now my ass hurts again.
Ram27 Offline
#211 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 12:10 AM EST
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HHD greetings danm and gang. Herfing

Enjoy......
danmdevries Offline
#212 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 1:06 AM EST
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HHD Ram n dudes
bs_kwaj Offline
#213 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 1:20 AM EST
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Feb 5th was my Mom's 87th birthday.... Speakin' of 87.... well, ok, only 84 degrees F here today...

Wait a sec..... where am I???? Anxious

fog
tonygraz Offline
#214 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 6:51 AM EST
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Where are you ? Where the hell have you been ? Frank has been looking for you.
tonygraz Offline
#215 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 6:55 AM EST
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HAPPY NATIONAL CREAM CHEESE BROWNIE DAY
Sunoverbeach Offline
#216 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 7:03 AM EST
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Morning, peoples
8trackdisco Offline
#217 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 7:21 AM EST
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-6
deadeyedick Offline
#218 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 7:51 AM EST
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Yo!
Gene363 Offline
#219 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 8:21 AM EST
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Good Morning! It's a foggy 51 degrees this morning.
Notthe1 Offline
#220 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 8:27 AM EST
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Mernin. 25 today with a chance of snow late in the day.

Another day of working from home also.
rfenst Offline
#221 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 8:48 AM EST
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Morning. 82F/64f. Foggy, cloudy and humid right no while it is drizzling right now. Rain will pass, but 82F is way too warm this time of year. But, it sure beats cold, snow and ice!
rfenst Offline
#222 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 8:56 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
30 degrees

Skiing at Copper Mountain Colorado.

Sweet!!!

I have done Vail, Beaver creek, Arapaho Basin, Telluride and Breckinridge. Lots of time at Beaver Creek and Breckinridge, but that was all like almost 30 years ago. Family and I used to ski like 30 times each winter while living in Michigan. But, my skiing days ended 20 years ago.

Hope your having a great time!
MACS Offline
#223 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 9:20 AM EST
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Mah bruthas...

Currently 49 with a predicted high of 64. Still warmer than usual, so I will take it. I'm wondering if it is this warm now... is it gonna be really hot in April and May? I hope not. Usually it's July-September we get cooked.

Didn't win the mega millions last night, so... Christmas is canceled. Well, still got 2 drawings tomorrow, so we'll see.
MACS Offline
#224 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 9:34 AM EST
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Back story on the lottery plays:

Took the dog to the dog park Monday because the guys we meet at the park by the house were both busy. Ran around the dog park for an hour and a half. Later in the day get a text from John and Sammy to meet at the park by the house, and he ran around there for another hour.

I realize Tuesday morning that his dog tags are missing. He has his license, rabies tag and another with his name and my number in case he gets lost (he's gonna have a hard time dialing a phone with his paws, but I figure he can ask for help).

Oh well... hoping someone finds the tag and calls the number. So we go to the park by the house like we usually do. Tank is running around with Sammy and John and I are talking. Tank drops his deuce, I pick it up and walk toward the trash bin... and in an acre+ size field, I find all 3 tags no longer on the ring.

So I bought one of each super lotto, powerball, and megamillions because that was pretty damn lucky. Also bought a stronger ring for the tags...
rfenst Offline
#225 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 12:00 PM EST
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What's up? Just watching some TV while the impeachment $hit is on. Opening prayer was cool. "May God give our leaders the ability to determine right from wrong" or something real close. Just got to clean up the kitchen and change the bed sheets. That's all I got on the schedule for today. Brick wall ]
delta1 Offline
#226 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 12:05 PM EST
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ThumpUp

good luck, MACS
Gene363 Offline
#227 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 12:25 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
What's up? Just watching some TV while the impeachment $hit is on. Opening prayer was cool. "May God give our leaders the ability to determine right from wrong" or something real close. Just got to clean up the kitchen and change the bed sheets. That's all I got on the schedule for today. Brick wall ]



Reminds me of the prayer the Unit National Guard Chaplin gave when our oldest son was deployed to Iraq, ...praying for wisdom and guidance for our leaders..., A very repeatable request.
rfenst Offline
#228 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 1:08 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Reminds me of the prayer the Unit National Guard Chaplin gave when our oldest son was deployed to Iraq, ...praying for wisdom and guidance for our leaders..., A very repeatable request.

I like it because it is asking God for "the tools", not the result.
danmdevries Offline
#229 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 2:38 PM EST
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On the fence of whether or not to go to work tonight.

On the one hand,, they offering double time, and I got no plans.

But on the other hand. I dont wanna.
Gene363 Offline
#230 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 2:40 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
I like it because it is asking God for "the tools", not the result.


Exactly and requesting something for someone other than themselves.

I too have a hard time with "Gimme" prayers, but at the very least they are "talking".
MACS Offline
#231 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 3:13 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
On the fence of whether or not to go to work tonight.

On the one hand,, they offering double time, and I got no plans.

But on the other hand. I dont wanna.


Ain't nobody ever laid on their death bed and wished they worked more. Ever.

Have a beer.
Plowboy221 Offline
#232 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 3:14 PM EST
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Ice ice baby, it’s slick as scheet here
Gene363 Offline
#233 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 3:22 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Ain't nobody ever laid on their death bed and wished they worked more. Ever.

Have a beer.


+1
BuckyB93 Offline
#234 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 3:27 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Ain't nobody ever laid on their death bed and wished they worked more. Ever.


What if he was working on a cure that ails him?
What if he was a professional bourbon taster?
What if he was a pron star?
MACS Offline
#235 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 3:29 PM EST
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What if?

If if's and but's were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry fuggin Christmas.
rfenst Offline
#236 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 4:06 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
On the fence of whether or not to go to work tonight.

On the one hand,, they offering double time, and I got no plans.

But on the other hand. I dont wanna.

Do it! if you still have the rest of the week off.
8trackdisco Offline
#237 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:04 PM EST
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9/-4.

Walked Kuba too far. She was showing Cold Paw Syndrome. To make up for the lapse and judgment, I ran with her a block and a half.

Two wrongs don’t make a right.
MACS Offline
#238 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:12 PM EST
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Awwww... no puppy mittens for such occasions?
teedubbya Offline
#239 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:16 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Ain't nobody ever laid on their death bed and wished they worked more. Ever.

Have a beer.



Unless they were violently killed for skipping work
Sunoverbeach Offline
#240 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:32 PM EST
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Violent death prolly wouldn't allow for much death bed reflection
8trackdisco Offline
#241 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:36 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Awwww... no puppy mittens for such occasions?


They are universally loathed by them. Put on the front, they look forward with the 1,000 mile stare.
Start working on the rear-paw drive, the begin kicking off the front wheel drive.
As futile as trying to keep Oscar or Mr. Jones out of a garbage can.
8trackdisco Offline
#242 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:38 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Violent death prolly wouldn't allow for much death bed reflection


Depends on how slowly they are violently killed. Just sayin'.
MACS Offline
#243 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:39 PM EST
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I see. So they seem to prefer frostbit paws. Huh
Sunoverbeach Offline
#244 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:45 PM EST
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They just wanna skip the protection and raw dog it
MACS Offline
#245 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:49 PM EST
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Oh, no you did not... d'oh!

*groan*
Cheno Offline
#246 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:49 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Unless they were violently killed for skipping work


That's the spirit!!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#247 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 5:53 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Oh, no you did not... d'oh!

*groan*

Mebbe did
Notthe1 Offline
#248 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 6:04 PM EST
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There is merit in skipping work, sometimes.
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#249 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 6:04 PM EST
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Camel mittens... anybody it's 🐫
'HUMP DAY'

If my azz hurts, what part of take it easy don't you get. Your not that indispensable. I get duty calls, but look at it from hine sight, you got to give time time to heal. Not just take another pill.

relax, have a cigar and a drink and enjoy the family
Notthe1 Offline
#250 Posted: Wed, Feb 10 2021, 6:05 PM EST
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Since MACS does not see the logic in it...
two hundred fourty NINE
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