Speaking of which I've been trying to get my balls tied off and keep striking out.
Talked to a d!ck doc at work who I trust, he said yeah just call and make appt ill take care of you. I called, made an appointment and then had to cancel for something. Made another. They called me and canceled for double booking. Made another. They called and said he doesn't do vasectomies from that office, I have to go to the other office.
I mean, the no sex thing works. But it's been nearly a decade, might be time to get back in practice. Eventually.